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Third 360 is officially dead thanks to a power surge and fucking useless power supply.
It's the second one I purchased, as one of them was a replacement.
I'm out of warranty by a couple of days, so Microsoft wants 99 bucks and 3 to 4 business weeks.
So my options are to go fuck myself
Buy a new core with accessories traded in for 165 before tax
Buy a fucking PS3 and get a console that lasts for more than 2 years me having it break when a flagship game comes out, or over an entire holiday. Microsoft may as well have J Allard go on stage and wipe his ass with my checkbook because thats obviously the respect they have for people's money.
Petition Microsoft, keep telling Krishna, I mean "Marvin" from customer support that I want to go higher up on the chain till they fucking call Allard off the XTREME snowboard slopes.
Third 360 is officially dead thanks to a power surge and fucking useless power supply.
It's the second one I purchased, as one of them was a replacement.
I'm out of warranty by a couple of days, so Microsoft wants 99 bucks and 3 to 4 business weeks.
So my options are to go fuck myself
Buy a new core with accessories traded in for 165 before tax
Buy a fucking PS3 and get a console that lasts for more than 2 years me having it break when a flagship game comes out, or over an entire holiday. Microsoft may as well have J Allard go on stage and wipe his ass with my checkbook because thats obviously the respect they have for people's money.
Petition Microsoft, keep telling Krishna, I mean "Marvin" from customer support that I want to go higher up on the chain till they fucking call Allard off the XTREME snowboard slopes.
Erm, wrong forum? Anyhoo, it depends on how many 360 games you have. Microsoft is coming out with a newer revision that should be more stable so if you have a ton of games it may be worth sticking. I own both, but personally prefer the PS3 but still each to their own, really (I'm not a fan of Gears.)
I don't think you understand, it basically constitutes fraud.
No, it means you have a shitty 360. Not everyone's does that. Now if, say, 90% of 360s did that you might have something. But right now all we have is Sam's 360 doing this.
This can only be an appropriate D&D thread if I locked it, stickied it, and changed the title to "What a D&D Thread Isn't," and I'm not about to do that.
The new Official Xbox Magazine just arrived at my house, and clearly ninja stock is up. The new Tenchu is on the coverdisc, very nice of them I thought, but like so many others I've been craving the chance to finally play the new Ninja Gaiden that's on there.
Maybe you'll like it, maybe you won't. I wouldn't say it's clear cut. It's not super runaway awesome, and there isn't so much game available on that disc that you're going to feel as though a genuine assessment could be made. I'm not sure why I expected the sky to rip open and liquid gold to pour out as I played it, though the hyperbole that permeates every mention of this title might have contributed to that gleaming vision. I found it (in demo form, at least) to be a moderately attractive action game with fast-paced combat, interesting weapons, and a camera that makes navigating the environment somewhat more difficult than it needs to be. I certainly see myself picking it up, but I doubt it's going to get rubbed on the front of my pants. That's the kind of situation we're talking about.
There was this secret door in one of the demo rooms that amounted to a sort of ninja spigot. You'd pop in there, and low level (I guess) associate ninjas would constantly emerge. Since I kept getting lost, and thus kept returning to this room, they kept coming out - maybe some of these new guys hadn't seen what I just did in there, so perhaps a demonstration was in order. I jumped off of one guy, turning in mid-air to hurl great handfuls of shuriken before beheading five men with a gaudy, golden weapon that is part scythe and part sculpture, housing a red jewel that snares light and flashes like the wild eye of a caged animal. The henchman work ethic never fails to amaze me.
Just a few short days ago I lamented the fact that the copy protection on Massive Assault was so effective at reducing piracy that it even halted my attempts to play my own legitimate copy. Clearly, such vigilance is a laudable virtue. Within twelve hours of the most recent patch, however, a fully functional crack was released that let me play the game in peace - and it really is a treat.
Reviewers really seemed to enjoy the game, pausing in their praise mainly to describe the withering, unstoppable assaults visited upon them by the A.I. opponent. I must emphasize that these men do not exaggerate the sadistic tendencies of this implacable foe. This is not the sort of artificial intelligence that goes the long way around when it comes to eradicating humanity, sending a series of robots back in time to engage in car chases and abortive assassination attempts. It deals maximum damage every turn, punching holes in defenses and lacerating exposed flanks. Months after release, the developer completely re-tuned the game, adding a three tier difficulty gradient which (in my experience) amounts to being either kicked, stabbed, or shot in the balls. Personally, I love it. I came to play, brought my A game, etcetera. I'm just saying you might feel as though you've been mugged when you lock horns with this thing. Like Advance Wars, none of the individual elements of the game are needlessly complex. But when campaigns rage across multiple continents, money is tight, and your geographical neighbors are revealed to be enemy sympathizers, a matrix of simple factors can produce scenarios of genuine sophistication. So yeah.
Every time I walk by the funeral parlor down the street, I'm almost overcome by the smell of maple syrup. Is there something about corpses I don't know?
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I don't think you understand, it basically constitutes fraud.
Erm, wrong forum? Anyhoo, it depends on how many 360 games you have. Microsoft is coming out with a newer revision that should be more stable so if you have a ton of games it may be worth sticking. I own both, but personally prefer the PS3 but still each to their own, really (I'm not a fan of Gears.)