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The Best Bad News Ever

DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
So, I've bitched about Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich before.

It turns out he's not only corrupt, but he's bad at being corrupt, and now he's arrested!

Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich is in federal custody on corruption charges, a law enforcement official said Tuesday.

Blagojevich and his chief of staff, John Harris, are charged with conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud and solicitation of bribery, according to a statement from the U.S. Attorney's office for the Northern District of Illinois.

Both men are expected in U.S. District Court in Chicago later Tuesday.

A news conference is expected at noon ET.

Federal prosecutors say Blagojevich, Harris and others conspired to gain financial benefits in appointing President-elect Barack Obama's Senate replacement, according to the statement.

"The breadth of corruption laid out in these charges is staggering," U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald said in a statement. "They allege that Blagojevich put a 'for sale' sign on the naming of a United States Senator; involved himself personally in pay-to-play schemes with the urgency of a salesman meeting his annual sales target; and corruptly used his office in an effort to trample editorial voices of criticism."

According to the statement, Blagojevich is alleged to have discussed obtaining:
  • a substantial salary for himself at either a non-profit foundation or an organization affiliated with labor unions;
  • a spot for his wife on paid corporate boards, where he speculated she might garner as much as $150,000 a year;
  • promises of campaign funds -- including cash up front;
  • a Cabinet post or ambassadorship for himself.
The Obama transition team is aware that Blagojevich is in federal custody, but has no comment, according to a senior Democratic source.

The statement also alleges that Blagojevich and others tried to illegally obtain campaign contributions.

Blagojevich, Harris and others are also alleged to have withheld state assistance to the Tribune Company in connection with the sale of Wrigley Field. The statement says this was done to induce the firing of Chicago Tribune editorial board members who were critical of Blagojevich.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Thought it was going to be this.
    SPOKANE, Wash. - A Spokane woman and her mother have been convicted in federal court on charges of sneaking a rhesus monkey into the United States from Thailand. Gypsy Lawson, 29, hid the sedated young rhesus macaque under her blouse, pretending to be pregnant when she successfully passed through U.S. Customs in Los Angeles after a trip to Bangkok, Thailand.

    Her mother, Fran Ogren, 55, of Northport, Wash., also went on the trip in November 2007.

    The two women were found guilty Monday by a 12-member jury on separate charges of conspiracy and smuggling goods into the United States. Sentencing is set for March 3.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, I heard he was trying to sell off the senator seat left vacant by Obama. Good to see him go down in a ball of flame, and at least it wasn't for deviant sexual reasons like Republicans tend to go. At least Democrats do it for power and wealth.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2008
    Uh excuse me but George Ryan went down for selling driver's licenses to truckers, not for any sexual thing

    get your corrupt illinois governors straight, god

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  • NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, we can't even get corruption right.

    Illinois is the worst.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I was thinking more of Jack Ryan, Mr. Seven of Nine who was busted for a sex scandal which caused him to drop out of a senate race leading the way to the victory of Barack Obama.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rod Blowjobivitch

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  • edited December 2008
    i always think 'illinoise' when i see it

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  • NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i always think 'illinoise' when i see it

    That's secretly the correct way of pronouncing it.

    We just like fucking with all the other states, because we have nothing better to do.

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  • edited December 2008
    Nickle wrote: »
    i always think 'illinoise' when i see it

    That's secretly the correct way of pronouncing it.

    We just like fucking with all the other states, because we have nothing better to do.

    i have also thought ark-an-sas and mitch-igan

    you people and your semi-native place names

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    hey there, now there'll be anarchy in my state

    neat

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  • NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nickle wrote: »
    i always think 'illinoise' when i see it

    That's secretly the correct way of pronouncing it.

    We just like fucking with all the other states, because we have nothing better to do.

    i have also thought ark-an-sas and mitch-igan

    you people and your semi-native place names

    At least you can take solace in the fact that none of those states really matter anyway.

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  • edited December 2008
    Nickle wrote: »
    Nickle wrote: »
    i always think 'illinoise' when i see it

    That's secretly the correct way of pronouncing it.

    We just like fucking with all the other states, because we have nothing better to do.

    i have also thought ark-an-sas and mitch-igan

    you people and your semi-native place names

    At least you can take solace in the fact that none of those states really matter anyway.

    things that annoy me for no good reason: people who say "Québec" as "Cue-beck" or "Kwee-beck"

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  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Root! Sleep! Death!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Maybe all the fuckwits in Springfield will stop bitching about how he doesn't live in the Gub'ner's Man-shun. Fucking hate all my sister's in-laws who never fail to bring that up every holiday I spend with them.

    Doubtful though.

    Also: dude needs all that cash to keep his hair looking so badass.

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    Dude is dapper. And stupid looking. They must go hand in hand.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Looks like you done got infiltrated by filthy communists again, America. I mean Blagojevich. Blagojevich!

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh, hey, I just posted this in the thread about how shitty Australia is.

    Tryin' to balance shit out, you know.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    this particular criminal has a very silly name

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I wonder when he'll flip on flim flam Obama.

    :lol:

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I thought this might be about the kiss of deaf, but Blachhhhojevechhhh's arrest is better.

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rod is going to be making some new friends. Apparently he likes to swear a lot during his business meetings. So now we lack a Senator and a Governor. Illinois where we don't need no stinking government.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oh man

    the kiss of deaf? did you just come up with that because that is brilliant and I didn't see it in the thread on that story at all

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Yeah, I heard he was trying to sell off the senator seat left vacant by Obama. Good to see him go down in a ball of flame, and at least it wasn't for deviant sexual reasons like Republicans tend to go. At least Democrats do it for power and wealth.

    Which you would think to be the opposite outcome, wouldn't you?

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    redhead wrote: »
    oh man

    the kiss of deaf? did you just come up with that because that is brilliant and I didn't see it in the thread on that story at all

    I don't get what you are trying to do here.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Newtron wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    oh man

    the kiss of deaf? did you just come up with that because that is brilliant and I didn't see it in the thread on that story at all

    I don't get what you are trying to do here.

    you screwed up the bbcode so I couldn't see that "the kiss of deaf" was actually from the article

    if you had just made that up I would have given you a thunderous round of applause

    as it is, the bbc has my complete approval

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  • Frank BrakFrank Brak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    GRMike wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Yeah, I heard he was trying to sell off the senator seat left vacant by Obama. Good to see him go down in a ball of flame, and at least it wasn't for deviant sexual reasons like Republicans tend to go. At least Democrats do it for power and wealth.

    Which you would think to be the opposite outcome, wouldn't you?

    Not really. I mean, the essence of the Republican party is to be up front about being power hungry but down play their sexual desires because of morality. Whereas with the Democrats it's almost the exact opposite.



    I'm just surprised at how little of his ass he tried to cover. I've always thought he was an idiot but this just proves that he's nothing more than a hairdo impersonating a politician.

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    redhead wrote: »
    Newtron wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    oh man

    the kiss of deaf? did you just come up with that because that is brilliant and I didn't see it in the thread on that story at all

    I don't get what you are trying to do here.

    you screwed up the bbcode so I couldn't see that "the kiss of deaf" was actually from the article

    if you had just made that up I would have given you a thunderous round of applause

    as it is, the bbc has my complete approval

    No, see I messed up the bbcode on accident, I didn't do it with any hidden motive.

    I didn't claim, or frame it as my own joke. The whole Blachhhhojevechhhh thing was the only joke I was attempting to make.

    Now do you see where assuming things gets you?

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  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Root! Sleep! Death!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Frank Brak wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Yeah, I heard he was trying to sell off the senator seat left vacant by Obama. Good to see him go down in a ball of flame, and at least it wasn't for deviant sexual reasons like Republicans tend to go. At least Democrats do it for power and wealth.

    Which you would think to be the opposite outcome, wouldn't you?

    Not really. I mean, the essence of the Republican party is to be up front about being power hungry but down play their sexual desires because of morality. Whereas with the Democrats it's almost the exact opposite.



    I'm just surprised at how little of his ass he tried to cover. I've always thought he was an idiot but this just proves that he's nothing more than a hairdo impersonating a politician.

    Our governors are notoriously bad at concealing their felonious ways. I applaud them for it.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2008
    haha I just found an article in today's paper where he says shit like "hey go ahead and tape me, you won't find shit" and "if you're going to tape me at least tell me about it"

    I wonder what the investigators thought, like, were they reading this going, "damn does he not realize that he called barack obama a motherfucker? does he not realized that we taped him telling someone that he'll give them the job if they give him money?"

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The best part is him saying to give his wife a spot on some board of directors for 100k or more so she can earn money doing shit. Then he said pay him or fuck off, he'll take the seat himself.

    Even after all this, he's saying he can assign the position from prison.

    This guy has crazy and balls.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2008
    he turned all but like two illinois democrats against him

    the small number of republicans in government in illinois sided with him just to fuck with the democrats

    nothing has gotten done in this state in like six years

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Blago is a huge douche, glad to see him busted finally.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wow.

    http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1208/Blago_calls_Obama_motherfer.html?showall

    http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/12/feds_obama_wouldnt_play_ball_w.php

    i...actually have hope Obama will keep up the anti-corruption fight. he outright gave Blago the finger when Blago asked for special compensation on filling the senate seat. and then Rahm apparently helped the investigators nail Blago.

    this is...a dream right?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Obama and anti-corruption, eh?

    I don't think anything comes out of Chicago or Illinois without being corrupt.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    filming batman in chicago clearly didn't do illinois any good

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2008
    yeah filming a movie that had a central plot point of "the government in this city is corrupt" was a good publicity move

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Zoolander wrote: »
    filming batman in chicago clearly didn't do illinois any good

    Clearly, all it did was make Chicago more like Gotham.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ok, why do these people always insist on going down in flames, rather than bailing?

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20081209/pl_politico/16383

    He has no plans to resign.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Yeah, I heard he was trying to sell off the senator seat left vacant by Obama. Good to see him go down in a ball of flame, and at least it wasn't for deviant sexual reasons like Republicans tend to go. At least Democrats do it for power and wealth.
    it's like the exact opposite of what you would expect!

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  • Frank BrakFrank Brak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So has anyone seen how Fox News is trying to link this to Obama yet?

    I haven't but I assume they have.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So in thirty years
    Illinois has had four Governers go to jail
    Seriously
    Seriously?

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Zoolander wrote: »
    filming batman in chicago clearly didn't do illinois any good

    Clearly, all it did was make Chicago more like Gotham.

    This can only lead to good things.

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