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Getting rid of static (one time use!)

ApexMirageApexMirage Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Help / Advice Forum
I just got a shirt, and it's got a huge static charge on it - I dare not put it on. I've never really had problems with static, and googling has revealed a whole lot of nothing. I'm not about to buy dryer sheets for a single shirt.

How do I get rid of the static on my one shirt? I've read what there is to read and have come up with nothing useful for a singular article of clothing, just tips on reduction and dryer sheets. Halp.

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  • proXimityproXimity Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    What kind of shirt is it? You could try spraying it with water in a spray bottle. I also think there are anti-static sprays you can get.
    Also, what's the problem with just putting it on? It's not going to hurt you.

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  • ApexMirageApexMirage Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's cotton/polyester at a (gasp) ratio of 50/50
    I'm not buying a spray for a single shirt and I'm not simply putting it on because well, I don't want to, dammit. >_>
    I'll spray some water on it and see if that helps any.

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  • mooshoeporkmooshoepork Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Just put it on you goose. It won't do anything.

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  • unilateralunilateral Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dunk it in water and then dry it out.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Have you tried putting a paperclip in your hair to act like a lightning rod?

    No, totally, try this. I'll bet you you won't feel a thing.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Just put it on you goose. It won't do anything.

    This.

    I mean...


    What's the problem here?

    You got to shake someone's hands in the next 5 minutes while wearing the sweater?

    You're wearing a defective pacemaker that will stop working if you ever receive a static shock?

    Put the sweater on.

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  • ApexMirageApexMirage Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    A good friend of mine and his dad are electricians and I've got an irrational fear of shocks after some of the horrible horrible things I've heard.

    The shirt is damp and sitting on a metal chair, hopefully that'll put it in its place by morning.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Why don't you use fabric softener dryer sheets again?

    I mean, you can get enough to last you two lifetimes at Costco for $10, and they're well worth it.

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  • mooshoeporkmooshoepork Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    you're right. It is irrational. So don't worry about it and wear your damn shirt.

    dewit

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  • ApexMirageApexMirage Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Why don't you use fabric softener dryer sheets again?

    I mean, you can get enough to last you two lifetimes at Costco for $10, and they're well worth it.

    The main reason would be that my mom uses half of my house as an office and shuttles my laundry every so often because it would be pretty stupid to get a second W/D set. She hates being told how to do things, and the effort I would have to put in to get it done isn't worth it, as I dont have a static problem to begin with.
    (I dont shuttle it myself as it would be a waste of gas because she practically lives in the woods)

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  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm...confused. You think that buying $10 (really, $5 will get you a really small pack) constitutes needing to buy a full second Washer/Dryer set?

    You realize you can just buy the sheets and rub them on the jacket, right? No washing/drying required?


    Edit Add: Since your mom washes your clothes, it's probably a good bet that she has dryer sheets already available. Get her to bring you one if you really care about using ONE AND ONLY ONE SHEET 4EVAR. (Sorry for the snark - it's genetic.)

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