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Well if it is Friday or Saturday I won't be around to say it so I wanted to get it out of the way now. An early birthday wish is better than a belated one
Belated ones always have the ring of "I forgot and only realized it when everybody posted on your facebook wall"
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BusterKNegativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered Userregular
edited December 2008
Brownies made frm scratch taste extra delicious
It's the real cocoa powder
Meta is trying really hard give him a round of applause.
I'm not trying I feel terrible if they see me, cause I ALWAYS have money when I'm done shopping because I bring an extra like 5 cause I'm so fucking scared of not having enough money when I buy like a fucking soda or something and oh god its ringing the bell.
Even after I give them the money they fucking bless me and shit and I'm just trying too get away from them cause its scary but I have too walk slowly or it'll look weird.
The salvation army got a donation today and will also receive three trash bags of clothes from my roommate and I. Yesterday's good will involved helping an older Ukrainian woman do some grocery shopping and heavier lifting (potato sacks coincidentally).
Helping eastern europeans is a weekly event at this pace.
I was on the bus home from school, and this dude gets on. I see him all the time; he takes the same bus route, and he's always asking for money. He'll asks kids, old grannies, whoever. He's respectful about it, says his sir's and madam's. But he just doesn't care who he asks.
So this wiry dude just starts screaming at him when the panhandler asks him for money
"FUCK MAN I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR JAW, I'M SICK OF THIS. I SEE YOU ON HERE ALL THE TIME, ASKING KIDS FOR MONEY. DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD, ASKING KIDS FOR MONEY? YOU CAN'T GET A JOB IN THIS PROVINCE, REALLY?
GET OFF OF THIS BUS. GET OFF. JUST SIT UP FRONT, I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE."
and then when the dude is leaving the bus he stops right in the middle of the doors, so they're opening and closing on him and he goes
"I'VE GOT YOUR FACE MEMORISED, AND IF I SEE YOU AGAIN I'LL DO YOU A FAVOUR BY PUTTING YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY"
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EDIT: ZOT NO DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME I SWEAR TO *deep breaths*
I'm not gonna cut you.
This is a happy place.
Satans..... hints.....
OFF TO GO SHOOT SOME DOPE
HAVE SEX WITH A BUNCH OF LADIES THEN FLIP OFF SOME NUNS
I did, too!
It was only a dollar but every little bit, right?
You have to be patient.
Being patient is also nice.
This is true
I didn't actually donate to charity though
Be taking all my dollar bills man.
You're not going to do any of those things
Because you're pathetic
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I gave it back, and still gave a tip.
I'm so nice.
it wasn't getting much use sitting in my car so i figured why not
Well if it is Friday or Saturday I won't be around to say it so I wanted to get it out of the way now. An early birthday wish is better than a belated one
Belated ones always have the ring of "I forgot and only realized it when everybody posted on your facebook wall"
It's the real cocoa powder
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go fuck yourselves with a sidearm
And man, I love brownies!
Especially with ice cream!
I'm not trying I feel terrible if they see me, cause I ALWAYS have money when I'm done shopping because I bring an extra like 5 cause I'm so fucking scared of not having enough money when I buy like a fucking soda or something and oh god its ringing the bell.
Even after I give them the money they fucking bless me and shit and I'm just trying too get away from them cause its scary but I have too walk slowly or it'll look weird.
Helping eastern europeans is a weekly event at this pace.
I don't swear constantly fucking jerk.
See what you made me do, fucker.
POGO CUNTING!
I was on the bus home from school, and this dude gets on. I see him all the time; he takes the same bus route, and he's always asking for money. He'll asks kids, old grannies, whoever. He's respectful about it, says his sir's and madam's. But he just doesn't care who he asks.
So this wiry dude just starts screaming at him when the panhandler asks him for money
"FUCK MAN I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR JAW, I'M SICK OF THIS. I SEE YOU ON HERE ALL THE TIME, ASKING KIDS FOR MONEY. DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD, ASKING KIDS FOR MONEY? YOU CAN'T GET A JOB IN THIS PROVINCE, REALLY?
GET OFF OF THIS BUS. GET OFF. JUST SIT UP FRONT, I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE."
and then when the dude is leaving the bus he stops right in the middle of the doors, so they're opening and closing on him and he goes
"I'VE GOT YOUR FACE MEMORISED, AND IF I SEE YOU AGAIN I'LL DO YOU A FAVOUR BY PUTTING YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY"
Like hitting him repeatedly while he was yelling?
then I called child services on them.
merry christmas
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Yeah this dude was so furious he didn't even care
oh my god
oh my god
That is awesome!
He must of gotten a Letter from the government too not care about doors blasting him all over
but I pretend to be
Brightening up their day is really nice, and considering the cause it's well deserved.