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War On Christmas 2008: It Never Ends

AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
War on Christmas.

War on Christmas never changes.

Seriously, this has gone from "mildly amusing" to "somewhat uncomfortable to watch" to "dear God make the stupid stop".

The latest? Billo states that 'secular progressives' want to get rid of Christmas as a federal holiday. No, folks, I can't make this shit up. No matter how hard I tried.

The whole "War on Christmas" thing is yet another attempt by evangelicals to paint themselves as the persecuted. It's gotten to the point that it's now a sight gag on TV. When will the madness end?

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bill O'Reilly is a lying cunt?

    Oh fan my brow, I've caught the vapours!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Bill O'Reilly is a lying cunt?

    Oh fan my brow, I've caught the vapours!
    Not only does the Christmas season start earlier and earlier, now so does Angel Hedgie's shock at Christmas things.

    Quid on
  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've never been a Christian and people keep asking me what I want for Christmas. People I've known my entire life.

    I'm like, guys, we do this every year.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mr Pink wrote: »
    I've never been a Christian and people keep asking me what I want for Christmas. People I've known my entire life.

    I'm like, guys, we do this every year.
    You don't like presents?

    I mean, you are aware that Christmas =/= Christian worship of Jesus right? At least not for a metric fuck ton of people.

    Quid on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mr Pink wrote: »
    I've never been a Christian and people keep asking me what I want for Christmas.

    Christmas isn't entirely a Christian holiday. It's largely based in pagan traditions, and it represents a lot of things that aren't necessarily Christian values. It's basically a hodgepodge of different holidays from different cultures and religions.

    There's no inconsistency with a secular atheist celebrating Christmas as a cultural holiday.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Vincent GraysonVincent Grayson Frederick, MDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Mr Pink wrote: »
    I've never been a Christian and people keep asking me what I want for Christmas.

    Christmas isn't entirely a Christian holiday. It's largely based in pagan traditions, and it represents a lot of things that aren't necessarily Christian values. It's basically a hodgepodge of different holidays from different cultures and religions.

    There's no inconsistency with a secular atheist celebrating Christmas as a cultural holiday.

    Damn straight. I love Christmas. The presents, spending some time with people, the weather (well, not here in Hawaii, but back in Maryland we'd sometimes get snow)...just everything about the holiday is awesome.

    Except for the Christian stuff, but we always ignored that in my house growing up, and we ignore it with our kids now. As far as I'm concerned, Christmas is a secular holiday.

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  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I understand it isn't totally Christian in the real world, but I live in southern GA. I got painting of Jesus holding a lamb one year, and another, a gift certificate to Lifeway (a Christian-themed store).

    For most of south Georgia Christmas = Jesus time.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Mr Pink wrote: »
    I've never been a Christian and people keep asking me what I want for Christmas.

    Christmas isn't entirely a Christian holiday. It's largely based in pagan traditions, and it represents a lot of things that aren't necessarily Christian values. It's basically a hodgepodge of different holidays from different cultures and religions.

    There's no inconsistency with a secular atheist celebrating Christmas as a cultural holiday.

    While you're right that Christmas is not purely a Christian religion, I would think (and probably just my upbringing as a roman catholic) that most people view it that way. There's a lot of Jesus symbology that goes along with the holiday. I did know a Jewish kid in high school that celebrated Christmas and I thought it was a little odd, but hey, whatever.

    I do think it's silly that television commercials won't say the word "Christmas" when they show things like Santa and Christmas Trees (see: Home Depot's recent commercials) though.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mr Pink wrote: »
    I understand it isn't totally Christian in the real world, but I live in southern GA. I got painting of Jesus holding a lamb one year, and another, a gift certificate to Lifeway (a Christian-themed store).

    For most of south Georgia Christmas = Jesus time.

    I'd probably get sick of hearing "Have a bless'd day" and shit too if I lived in the deep south.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Is everyone still getting upset if you say "merry christmas" instead of "happy holidays"?

    I miss saying merry christmas. I know plenty of people don't celebrate it, and that's fine, but why would someone be upset at a well-wishing? If someone came up to me and told me happy hanukkah, I'd just return the sentiment.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Is everyone still getting upset if you say "merry christmas" instead of "happy holidays"?

    Are you still molesting children?

    (Nobody was ever really getting upset if you say 'merry christmas' instead of 'happy holidays.')

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Is everyone still getting upset if you say "merry christmas" instead of "happy holidays"?

    I miss saying merry christmas. I know plenty of people don't celebrate it, and that's fine, but why would someone be upset at a well-wishing? If someone came up to me and told me happy hanukkah, I'd just return the sentiment.

    I'm of the opinion that the people on both sides, whether they get angry at being told "Merry Christmas" for whatever reason, or if they get angry because you tell them a variation, are a bunch of douchebags with chips on their shoulders. Christmas is an identifiable day of the year, as are 'the holidays' and people are hoping you enjoy it. If you're angry at either one, you're a prick, straight up.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Is everyone still getting upset if you say "merry christmas" instead of "happy holidays"?

    Are you still molesting children?

    (Nobody was ever really getting upset if you say 'merry christmas' instead of 'happy holidays.')
    Dammit Feral. Bill O'Reilly was upset.

    We need to take this shit to the streets.

    Quid on
  • HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Is everyone still getting upset if you say "merry christmas" instead of "happy holidays"?
    Are you still molesting children?

    (Nobody was ever really getting upset if you say 'merry christmas' instead of 'happy holidays.')
    Hm, I guess I just remember differently then. I recall it was a fairly big deal a few years back and it was "determined" that political correctness deemed that one should wish others "happy holidays" to be all inclusive, and to do otherwise was socially unacceptable.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Thomas Frank wrote a wonderful article for the WSJ a while back, which I think succinctly and accurately describes the persecution complex these people suffer.
    All these attacks on the good people of the trans-Beltway region, and yet no actual, physical attacks to speak of! The need for such a manifestation was clear, and last week a College Republican volunteer in Pennsylvania stepped forward to reveal to the world the stigmata of Middle America's persecution. She was robbed and beaten, she told Pittsburgh police, by a tall mysterious black man who, upon discovering her Republican affiliation, proceeded to carve a backward "B" onto her cheek -- a "B" as in Barack Obama, that tormenter of average Joes everywhere. The next day, of course, the victim recanted her tale and the whole thing fell apart.

    Maybe it's more than just one clumsy, apparently self-inflicted beating that's fallen apart here. Maybe, with that grotesque backward B, we have reached the freakish conclusion of the long-running persecution melodrama itself. Outside the theater, things on Main Street are turning ugly. Middle America appears to be heading for the exits. And so the curtain comes down on a movement that once dreamt of permanent majorities, now punching itself forlornly in the face.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, the Christian persecution complex is a great source of day-to-day comedy.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    He's pushing this but not selling another crppy book on the subject?

    BillO is losin his touch

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Is everyone still getting upset if you say "merry christmas" instead of "happy holidays"?
    Are you still molesting children?

    (Nobody was ever really getting upset if you say 'merry christmas' instead of 'happy holidays.')
    Hm, I guess I just remember differently then. I recall it was a fairly big deal a few years back and it was "determined" that political correctness deemed that one should wish others "happy holidays" to be all inclusive, and to do otherwise was socially unacceptable.
    Thing only thing that's possibly changed is company insisting their employees say happy holidays because they realized they sell shit to more than just Christians only celebrating Christmas.

    Quid on
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    He's pushing this but not selling another crppy book on the subject?

    BillO is losin his touch

    Nah, he contracted that out to Glenn Beck this year.

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  • kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    As far as I understand all it is is businesses being businesses that caused this. So as to not potentially make anyone be offended and make a choice not to shop there, a few stores started saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas. In reality my guess is 99% of people don't care either way but it gave something for Bill to rail on as if it were a big deal and give the completely comfortable people something to feel persecuted about.

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  • AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I got to hear this bullshit right here in the office today. One woman was saying to another "Well, Canada is a Catholic country. Well, not Catholic, but we all believe in Jesus and Christmas. We need to have Christmas in our stores!"

    I couldn't hear much else since the sound of my head pounding against the desk drowned them out.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    meh. I don't believe in god (of any kind), don't think the messiah was born a couple of thousand years ago, don't even pretend to go to Church.

    However I love presents - giving and recieving. Its the end of term, so I'm saying to everyone "have a good Christmas", and have just written and addressed up a load of cards wishing people a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

    Really, I've never understood the problem with wishing people a good time during the vacation and adhearing to a national holiday. If I lived in a 99.9999%, for example, Jewish country I'd probably not send out a load of Happy Christmas cards, but follow whatever their national holidays were.

    It's like with one of my friends who is Greek I follow his custom about birthdays with him, which means there may well be a present on my birthday, but I'm buying all the drinks. And he does the same on his.

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Asiina wrote: »
    I got to hear this bullshit right here in the office today. One woman was saying to another "Well, Canada is a Catholic country. Well, not Catholic, but we all believe in Jesus and Christmas. We need to have Christmas in our stores!"

    I couldn't hear much else since the sound of my head pounding against the desk drowned them out.
    I mean, I'm from the US and even I know that Canada is Anglican.

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  • AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    We're all WASPs

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  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    GOD IS DEAD.

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  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Thats a cheery top of page.

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  • BubbaTBubbaT Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I hate "Happy Holidays."

    Happy is so generic. Happy birthday, happy anniversary, happy Thanksgiving, happy Halloween, happy New Year's, happy 4th of July, etc.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    To be fair, I get right muffed at all the goddamn "Jesus is the reason for the season" signs I see around here.

    I was watching a cheesy Christmas movie the other day with my girlfriend's mom, and at one point santa loses his powers, and Christmas becomes just "another day"

    Any my girflriend's mom stopped it to say, "You know, I knew there was something wrong with that at first, and I figured it out. Santa doesn't have anything to do with christmas. It's all Jesus's holiday. Christmas is all about Jesus. Santa can't take that away from him. Hehe. I don't know, just wanted to say it"

    *resume movie*

    :x :|

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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think it's disingenuous to make the opposite claim, though, that it's just a commercial holiday since it's celebrated as a religious day by so many people. I mean, it doesn't have to be a binary choice.

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  • BubbaTBubbaT Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Japan has almost no Christians and still celebrates Christmas, though it's more about KFC, cake, and blowing a week's pay to take your girl to some ridiculously overpriced restaraunt the night before than anything Jesus-y.

    India has ~3% Christians and Christmas is a state holiday there. It's pretty Jesus-y, with non-Christians joining in with the Christian celebrations. I suppose you don't have to believe someone is God just to celebrate their birthday - I mean, I don't believe Lincoln or MLK or my friends are God either and I still celebrate their birthdays.

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  • Vincent GraysonVincent Grayson Frederick, MDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    BubbaT wrote: »
    Japan has almost no Christians and still celebrates Christmas, though it's more about KFC, cake, and blowing a week's pay to take your girl to some ridiculously overpriced restaraunt the night before than anything Jesus-y.

    India has ~3% Christians and Christmas is a state holiday there. It's pretty Jesus-y, with non-Christians joining in with the Christian celebrations. I suppose you don't have to believe someone is God just to celebrate their birthday - I mean, I don't believe Lincoln or MLK or my friends are God either and I still celebrate their birthdays.

    Thing is, it's not even remotely close to what was likely his actual birthday.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    GOD IS DEAD.

    No one cares.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • CmdPromptCmdPrompt Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    GOD IS DEAD.

    No one cares.

    If there is a Hell, I'll see you there.

    CmdPrompt on
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    CmdPrompt wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    GOD IS DEAD.

    No one cares.

    If there is a Hell, I'll see you there.

    /win

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • DemiurgeDemiurge Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Christmas is... Well, its Christmas. I haven't celebrated it for 2 years but this year I'll head out to my mom for some dinner and yes, I'll bring a present. We were never religious in our family so we didn't celebrate for christian reasons but because its a fun thing for the kids and everyone else is doing it, its an excuse to socialise and get cozy with the family and eat sweets.

    As a sidenote, christmas was originally a pagan festival held by vikings in scandinavia to mark the end of summer with a bigass feast, I forget if there's a legend tied in there somewhere but it was basicly an excuse to be merry and eat lots of food. Christians hijacked it because the church wanted to get rid of the worship of the Norse pantheon, I think it was King Harald of Denmark who first adopted christianity, who opted to replace a lot of holidays, basicly anything that vikings celebrated is now associated with some saint or other in Denmark.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Asiina wrote: »
    We're all WASPs

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    Regarding the topic at hand, the "War on Christmas" will never end until everyone comes to their senses and accepts Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.
    At least, this is what Christians in the media want. I really don't care about this whole thing, and think that the outspoken Christians make the more reasonable ones look bad.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    CmdPrompt wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    GOD IS DEAD.

    No one cares.

    If there is a Hell, I'll see you there.
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    BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE

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  • Willy-Bob GracchusWilly-Bob Gracchus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Whatever about ol' JC's birthday, I'm pretty sincere in my appreciation of the arrival of winter solstice on the 21st, 17 hours of darkness here on 53'N is wearing me out.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    CmdPrompt wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    GOD IS DEAD.

    No one cares.

    If there is a Hell, I'll see you there.
    large_santa.jpg

    BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
    The Tick wrote:
    IT'S A YULE-TIDE!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    BubbaT wrote: »
    I hate "Happy Holidays."

    Happy is so generic. Happy birthday, happy anniversary, happy Thanksgiving, happy Halloween, happy New Year's, happy 4th of July, etc.
    Have a jizz worthy holidays.

    Quid on
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