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if you were jesus hussein obama

Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
let's role play

i am an american

you are my president

you are the president of my heart

you're inheriting a war and an economy in recession, as well as an energy crisis that will only get worse before it gets better

things are a bit grim, and a lot is riding on your ability to lead

i could care less at this point about how you think obama would do, or what you would do in his shoes with his affiliations

affiliations mean exactly diddly shit. it's about what you do

so let's hear it

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't foresee this thread going well.

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    play god

    or more accurately, play jesus

    this is not hard

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I would fill my cabinet with Jewish thugs.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Move our troops from Iraq to Afghanistan and Pakistan.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Make sweet love to all the female heads of state.

    Even the ugly ones.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I would appoint a secretary of partying down

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    be a bad enough dude to rescue the economy

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i appoint myself as first tiger

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Paint the white house black.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I would rename Air Force One into The One. It would be piloted and staffed by Jet Li.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Appoint Liam Lynch to Secretary of Whatever.

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    BLM - ACAB
  • Matt_SMatt_S Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I would rock and roll all night

    And party everyday

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    worst threads from our house lately.
    (all Anjin)

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    appoint neville to be the first Secretary of Seattle

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Famous black people would call me The Judge and I would be coming.

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  • AWinnerIsYouAWinnerIsYou Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    be a bad enough dude to rescue the economy

    this.

    and, establish a Secretary of Fashion and style council because dammit, things might be shitty, but we can at least look good America.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fuckin' white people

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    fuckin' white people

    Incoming attack.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Travel backwards in time and orchestrate the past so that I could not possibly lose. Because that has to be what happened.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    I would put a man on the moon.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    dribble a ball and shoot a hoop

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I would appoint mully as First Car

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Reinstate the draft. Send women to the riveting factories. Reintroduce rationing and war bonds. Declare war on China. Nothing to jump start the weak dollar like a good old war time economy.

    We got into one Depression. We can get out of another one the same way.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Declare war on Germany. It's been too long since World War 2, those bastards are up to something.

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    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    i appoint myself as first tiger

    oh my god, you have reminded me that I was only a third done reading my brother's complete calvin and hobbes collection

    I cannot thank you enough

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    slash the fuck out of military spending, increase education spending, massively fund research and grant programs for stem cells, nanotech, and renewable energy. End the war on drugs and move for legalization, ease restriction on immigration, shut down down Guantanamo and CIA black sites, stop torture

    uh

    party

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    vsove wrote: »
    Declare war on Germany. It's been too long since World War 2, those bastards are up to something.

    No see we need Germany and the EU to lend us money.

    China on the other hand.

    Well, we don't need more lead toys, bad toothpaste, and lethal dog food.

    Bitches are asking for it.

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Reinstate the draft. Send women to the riveting factories. Reintroduce rationing and war bonds. Declare war on China. Nothing to jump start the weak dollar like a good old war time economy.

    We got into one Depression. We can get out of another one the same way.

    Or we could put more american jobs in america.

    I say another big government invested project. Placing more interest for business's to hire american workers.

    Something like a new, green rail system, or mayhaps they could invest in american engineers to create new more efficient roadway transportation.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Reinstate the draft. Send women to the riveting factories. Reintroduce rationing and war bonds. Declare war on China. Nothing to jump start the weak dollar like a good old war time economy.

    We got into one Depression. We can get out of another one the same way.

    Or we could put more american jobs in america.

    I say another big government invested project. Placing more interest for business's to hire american workers.

    Something like a new, green rail system, or mayhaps they could invest in american engineers to create new more efficient roadway transportation.

    Rail system only works if people ACTUALLY TAKE THE TRAIN

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Reinstate the draft. Send women to the riveting factories. Reintroduce rationing and war bonds. Declare war on China. Nothing to jump start the weak dollar like a good old war time economy.

    We got into one Depression. We can get out of another one the same way.

    Or we could put more american jobs in america.

    I say another big government invested project. Placing more interest for business's to hire american workers.

    Something like a new, green rail system, or mayhaps they could invest in american engineers to create new more efficient roadway transportation.

    Rail system only works if people ACTUALLY TAKE THE TRAIN

    It would help if they were cheap, efficient ways to commute from city to city.

    But they aren't anymore.

    Our rail system is more than a hundred years old you know.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I would annex America to Canada

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Maybe if it was THE COLE TRAIN

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    'take up smokin'

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Slash and burn the fields and salt the earth so that no life again can grow there, I guess.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Those were just examples anyway.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Slash and burn the fields and salt the earth so that no life again can grow there, I guess.

    the fields?

    like, all fields?

    bold, peter ebel

    bold

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I would inhale

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Reinstate the draft. Send women to the riveting factories. Reintroduce rationing and war bonds. Declare war on China. Nothing to jump start the weak dollar like a good old war time economy.

    We got into one Depression. We can get out of another one the same way.

    Or we could put more american jobs in america.

    I say another big government invested project. Placing more interest for business's to hire american workers.

    Something like a new, green rail system, or mayhaps they could invest in american engineers to create new more efficient roadway transportation.

    Rail system only works if people ACTUALLY TAKE THE TRAIN

    It would help if they were cheap, efficient ways to commute from city to city.

    But they aren't anymore.

    Our rail system is more than a hundred years old you know.

    Yes, if it were cheap. Tickets are expensive now because Amtrak is in debt because no one takes the train. So they have to raise prices to at least remain operational. They'd have to lose a load more money making tickets cheap as an incentive to get people to take the train and even then that's no guarantee people will starting riding more frequently.

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Reinstate the draft. Send women to the riveting factories. Reintroduce rationing and war bonds. Declare war on China. Nothing to jump start the weak dollar like a good old war time economy.

    We got into one Depression. We can get out of another one the same way.

    Or we could put more american jobs in america.

    I say another big government invested project. Placing more interest for business's to hire american workers.

    Something like a new, green rail system, or mayhaps they could invest in american engineers to create new more efficient roadway transportation.

    Rail system only works if people ACTUALLY TAKE THE TRAIN

    It would help if they were cheap, efficient ways to commute from city to city.

    But they aren't anymore.

    Our rail system is more than a hundred years old you know.

    Yes, if it were cheap. Tickets are expensive now because Amtrak is in debt because no one takes the train. So they have to raise prices to at least remain operational. They'd have to lose a load more money making tickets cheap as an incentive to get people to take the train and even then that's no guarantee people will starting riding more frequently.

    It was just an example.

    You know big government funded civil projects like the rail system has done alot to make us the powerhouse we are today.

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Though it occurs to me we are so far in debt to china, we wouldn't have the ability to invest like that anymore.

    Yeah, let's do the war thing.

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