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Instant Coffee

JWFokkerJWFokker Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
Lately I've been on an instant coffee kick, primarily because I've gotten tired of grinding beans, preparing the grounds and water, brewing, and then cleaning it all up. I want my coffee in two minutes or less with minimal cleanup. I realize that a coffee pod or K-Cup system would be the way to go, but I have yet to purchase one and instead I'm trying to find out if there is decent or even good instant coffee out there (primarily because it's cheaper than coffee pods).

My first two endeavors into instant coffee have been mixed. First I tried Nescafe Clasico, because it was in my cupboard after being brought back from Mexico. I was surprised to find out that it's not bad at all. It doesn't really taste like coffee as I'm used to it, but it doesn't taste bad either. It just lacks a certain something. It does however give the impression of decent coffee.

So I did some googling and found that most instant coffee is made with Robusto beans, rather than Arabica, and therein lies the difference. After discovering this, I went out and found some instant coffee that was made with 100% Colombian Arabica beans, by the name of Cafe Buendia! freeze dried coffee. However, it turned out to be an exercise in disappointment. Cafe Buendia! is actually much worse than the Nescafe Clasico I had previously been drinking. It's got a thin, acrid flavor similar to percolated coffee and it's far too acidic. I had plain old Taster's Choice instant coffee a couple times that was pretty similar, but not quite as bad as this. Clearly, I need to try more instant coffees before I give up, because if Nescafe Clasico can be palatable with cheap Robusto beans, there must be a decent instant coffee that uses Arabica beans. I've heard tales of Nescafe Blend 43, which is actually brewed with a blend of 43 different beans, but I've never seen it in the wild.

What is your experience with instant coffee and what brands do you prefer?

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  • SaammielSaammiel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    They have coffee in tea bags. The stuff I tried wasn't bad (Folgers I think) but then again I am not a coffee snob. It was leagues above the swill they serve at my work.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    we have a machine that makes a cup of coffee at a time, I forget the name. I thnk it's certainly good, though it's what I drink 80% of the time at least so I don't have much to compare it to.

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  • wishdawishda Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    JWFokker wrote: »
    Lately I've been on an instant coffee kick, primarily because I've gotten tired of grinding beans, preparing the grounds and water, brewing, and then cleaning it all up. I want my coffee in two minutes or less with minimal cleanup.

    Out of curiosity, have you tried a French press? It's not instant, but it's fast, good and quick to clean.

    It takes me about five minutes to put the teapot on the stove, throw some beans on the grinder and then straight into the press. You then pour the boiling water straight into the press, wait three minutes and press down on the plunger.

    Drink and dump the grounds. Cleaning the press afterward is no harder than cleaning the cup you drank out of.

    I ask because every instant coffee I've tried, even the supposedly higher end stuff, has had a nasty chemical aftertaste. The pod and cup based systems are nice, but pricey and full of breakable moving parts.

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  • oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'll settle for instant coffee every now and then, but I am too much of a coffee snob to investigate the stuff further. That said, if you can find a good Arabica instant coffee let me know...

    EDIT: wishda is right... a press is the way to go.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    If you made me choose between instant coffee and a kick in the nuts, I would have a very unhappy scrotum.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This is one of the many reasons why tea > coffee. So...go buy some tea and put the kettle on.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Instant coffee is a poisonous concoction forced on society by soulless corporate conglomerates that want nothing more than keep the citizens of earth perpetually in thrall. While we hook ourselves to caffeine, convenience, and low pricing, we allow this venomous swill to infect us and from these cheap crystals are born the larvae of slavish thinking, bound forever to tyrants that want to replace the splendor of reality with a low-cost, no-frill alternative. And they will not stop until the world is aught but gray.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Instant coffee is a poisonous concoction forced on society by soulless corporate conglomerates that want nothing more than keep the citizens of earth perpetually in thrall. While we hook ourselves to caffeine, convenience, and low pricing, we allow this venomous swill to infect us and from these cheap crystals are born the larvae of slavish thinking, bound forever to tyrants that want to replace the splendor of reality with a low-cost, no-frill alternative. And they will not stop until the world is aught but gray.

    We cannot allow the communist plot to fluoridate our coffees.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    By the way, the actual work involved in using a coffee maker is pretty limited. The process of putting in grounds, pouring in water, and hitting "brew" is probably about two minutes worth. "Clean up" consists of rinsing everything off the following morning for 30 seconds before you repeat the process. Throw everything in the dishwasher once a week.

    Otherwise, yeah, do a french press or the teabag thing. Asking what sort of instant coffee is best is akin to asking which fingernail will hurt the least when torn off with rusty pliers.

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  • AridholAridhol Daddliest Catch Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    If you made me choose between instant coffee and a kick in the nuts, I would have a very unhappy scrotum.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    By the way, the actual work involved in using a coffee maker is pretty limited. The process of putting in grounds, pouring in water, and hitting "brew" is probably about two minutes worth. "Clean up" consists of rinsing everything off the following morning for 30 seconds before you repeat the process. Throw everything in the dishwasher once a week.
    Yeah I don't really see the issue here. It's not exactly a long drawn out process.

    Also, I am the worst person in the world to ask what tastes good because I believe the best coffee is bitter coffee.

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  • Dr. JeebusDr. Jeebus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Coffee is one of the most unfair things on Earth. It smells delicious, but tastes like the inside of my asshole.

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  • JWFokkerJWFokker Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wishda wrote: »
    JWFokker wrote: »
    Lately I've been on an instant coffee kick, primarily because I've gotten tired of grinding beans, preparing the grounds and water, brewing, and then cleaning it all up. I want my coffee in two minutes or less with minimal cleanup.

    Out of curiosity, have you tried a French press? It's not instant, but it's fast, good and quick to clean.

    It takes me about five minutes to put the teapot on the stove, throw some beans on the grinder and then straight into the press. You then pour the boiling water straight into the press, wait three minutes and press down on the plunger.

    Drink and dump the grounds. Cleaning the press afterward is no harder than cleaning the cup you drank out of.

    I ask because every instant coffee I've tried, even the supposedly higher end stuff, has had a nasty chemical aftertaste. The pod and cup based systems are nice, but pricey and full of breakable moving parts.

    I've been using an Aeropress, so the process is similar to the French Press, but still takes longer than I'd like to spend brewing one or two cups of coffee.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Dr. Jeebus wrote: »
    Coffee is one of the most unfair things on Earth. It smells delicious, but tastes like the inside of my asshole.

    See, now I just want to taste the inside of your asshole.

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  • JWFokkerJWFokker Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    By the way, the actual work involved in using a coffee maker is pretty limited. The process of putting in grounds, pouring in water, and hitting "brew" is probably about two minutes worth. "Clean up" consists of rinsing everything off the following morning for 30 seconds before you repeat the process. Throw everything in the dishwasher once a week.

    Otherwise, yeah, do a french press or the teabag thing. Asking what sort of instant coffee is best is akin to asking which fingernail will hurt the least when torn off with rusty pliers.

    Drip coffee is pretty close to ideal, but it's hard to find a machine that reaches the right temperature that can also brew just 8-12oz of coffee at a time, which is why I was investigating instant coffee, or if I have to, a coffee pod machine.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Dr. Jeebus wrote: »
    Coffee is one of the most unfair things on Earth. It smells delicious, but tastes like the inside of my asshole.

    See, now I just want to taste the inside of your asshole.

    Me too. And I hope he's white and French. It's my favorite coffee flavor.

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  • JWFokkerJWFokker Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Dr. Jeebus wrote: »
    Coffee is one of the most unfair things on Earth. It smells delicious, but tastes like the inside of my asshole.

    See, now I just want to taste the inside of your asshole.

    Protip: It's probably caffeine free.

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  • exodus1698exodus1698 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Those General Foods International coffees are actually tolerable, IMHO. The French Vanilla variety to be precise. And I'm sort of a coffee snob.

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  • JohnDoeJohnDoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I bought one of these after my french press cracked. www.aerobie.com/Products/aeropress.htm

    Its pretty good. Its small, easy to make coffee and easy to clean.

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  • SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I drink instant all the time at work, because I don't want to buy the packets for the machine we have.

    Everyone makes a big deal out of how bad it is - I couldn't care less.

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  • GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Nespresso option is a good one if you like espresso coffee. Comes with little coffee pods with different blends of coffee and an easy to use, if not perfect, milk frother.

    Best part is that it literally requires you to push two buttons for a latte and the clean-up is rinsing the milk frother out and descaling the machine every 6 months.

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  • JWFokkerJWFokker Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    JohnDoe wrote: »
    I bought one of these after my french press cracked. www.aerobie.com/Products/aeropress.htm

    Its pretty good. Its small, easy to make coffee and easy to clean.

    That's what I usually use, and the coffee it produces is excellent, but the whole grinding, heating of water (have to check the temperature too), mixing, press, add water, cleanup thing is a bit more work than I'd like to do for a single cup of coffee.

    After a bit more googling, I've started eyeing up the Keurig B30 brewer. It's about the same price as the Senseo 7810 but is quieter and possibly also produces more consistent results.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fact: I like instant black coffee better then real black coffee, but overall I don't like black coffee.

    now why can't the coffee just be coffee, why does the coffee have to be black

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  • GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Fact: I like instant black coffee better then real black coffee, but overall I don't like black coffee.

    now why can't the coffee just be coffee, why does the coffee have to be black

    Because you add milk to it and it turns white!

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  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    JWFokker wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    By the way, the actual work involved in using a coffee maker is pretty limited. The process of putting in grounds, pouring in water, and hitting "brew" is probably about two minutes worth. "Clean up" consists of rinsing everything off the following morning for 30 seconds before you repeat the process. Throw everything in the dishwasher once a week.

    Otherwise, yeah, do a french press or the teabag thing. Asking what sort of instant coffee is best is akin to asking which fingernail will hurt the least when torn off with rusty pliers.

    Drip coffee is pretty close to ideal, but it's hard to find a machine that reaches the right temperature that can also brew just 8-12oz of coffee at a time, which is why I was investigating instant coffee, or if I have to, a coffee pod machine.

    http://www.ablackhorse.com/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=91356

    I use a 4-cup coffee maker like this, and I love it. Drip coffee is excellent.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Speaker wrote: »
    I drink instant all the time at work, because I don't want to buy the packets for the machine we have.

    Everyone makes a big deal out of how bad it is - I couldn't care less.

    I... I thought I knew you...

    :cry:

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Speaker wrote: »
    I drink instant all the time at work, because I don't want to buy the packets for the machine we have.

    Everyone makes a big deal out of how bad it is - I couldn't care less.

    I... I thought I knew you...

    :cry:
    Honestly, Jeffe, I'm pretty sure it's an East Coast thing.

    I mean, when I was in Atlantic City, there was a sign in one of the restaurants that said "we proudly serve Taster's Choice." If there were a restaurant out here serving Taster's Choice, they would be doing everything in their power to make sure no one found out.

    Instant coffee is an abomination unto god.

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  • meatflowermeatflower Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The coffee tea-bags mentioned in the first post are probably your best bet. Instant coffee is never going to taste better than fresh brewed, the tea-bags give you that with no cleanup.

    You're not going to find anything less complicated than dunking, waiting, and tossing a tea bag that still involves actual coffee beans.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    meatflower wrote: »
    The coffee tea-bags mentioned in the first post are probably your best bet. Instant coffee is never going to taste better than fresh brewed, the tea-bags give you that with no cleanup.

    You're not going to find anything less complicated than dunking, waiting, and tossing a tea bag that still involves actual coffee beans.

    Well, he could go to Starbucks or its ilk.

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  • meatflowermeatflower Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ...that you can do yourself. And doesn't rape your wallet.

    There. :P

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  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    moniker wrote: »
    meatflower wrote: »
    The coffee tea-bags mentioned in the first post are probably your best bet. Instant coffee is never going to taste better than fresh brewed, the tea-bags give you that with no cleanup.

    You're not going to find anything less complicated than dunking, waiting, and tossing a tea bag that still involves actual coffee beans.

    Well, he could go to Starbucks or its ilk.

    Man, I don't even know how to order coffee at a coffee shop. I feel dumb because I don't know the lingo, and all I want is straight-up coffee.

    Should I just say "Yo! Gimme a small cup of your dark roast!" or what?

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Buddy Lee wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    meatflower wrote: »
    The coffee tea-bags mentioned in the first post are probably your best bet. Instant coffee is never going to taste better than fresh brewed, the tea-bags give you that with no cleanup.

    You're not going to find anything less complicated than dunking, waiting, and tossing a tea bag that still involves actual coffee beans.
    Well, he could go to Starbucks or its ilk.
    Man, I don't even know how to order coffee at a coffee shop. I feel dumb because I don't know the lingo, and all I want is straight-up coffee.

    Should I just say "Yo! Gimme a small cup of your dark roast!" or what?
    You want a short house, black.

    And I can't believe I knew that off the top of my head. Fuck, I've gone native.

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  • wishdawishda Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Buddy Lee wrote: »

    Man, I don't even know how to order coffee at a coffee shop. I feel dumb because I don't know the lingo, and all I want is straight-up coffee.

    Should I just say "Yo! Gimme a small cup of your dark roast!" or what?

    Here's how.

    Me: I'd like a large coffee with milk.

    Then they hand you a large coffee with milk. I do this every day and it works.

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  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wishda wrote: »
    Buddy Lee wrote: »

    Man, I don't even know how to order coffee at a coffee shop. I feel dumb because I don't know the lingo, and all I want is straight-up coffee.

    Should I just say "Yo! Gimme a small cup of your dark roast!" or what?

    Here's how.

    Me: I'd like a large coffee with milk.

    Then they hand you a large coffee with milk. I do this every day and it works.

    Hey, that's simple! Wow!

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wishda wrote: »
    Buddy Lee wrote: »

    Man, I don't even know how to order coffee at a coffee shop. I feel dumb because I don't know the lingo, and all I want is straight-up coffee.

    Should I just say "Yo! Gimme a small cup of your dark roast!" or what?

    Here's how.

    Me: I'd like a large coffee with milk.

    Then they hand you a large coffee with milk. I do this every day and it works.
    This is why I love working at a place that serves coffee and espresso that is also not a Starbucks. People come in and ask for venti this and grande that and I get to tell them we do small, medium and large. People come in and ask for decaf espresso with soy milk and I get to say "no".

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wishda wrote: »
    Buddy Lee wrote: »

    Man, I don't even know how to order coffee at a coffee shop. I feel dumb because I don't know the lingo, and all I want is straight-up coffee.

    Should I just say "Yo! Gimme a small cup of your dark roast!" or what?
    Here's how.

    Me: I'd like a large coffee with milk.

    Then they hand you a large coffee with milk. I do this every day and it works.
    That would actually be a grandé café latté.

    Goddamn, somebody shoot me.

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  • wishdawishda Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    That would actually be a grandé café latté.

    Goddamn, somebody shoot me.

    If you order a café latté, they'll steam the milk to a froth and charge an extra buck fifty.

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  • wishdawishda Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Buddy Lee wrote: »

    Hey, that's simple! Wow!

    Sometime's they'll ask if you want decaf. You say no.

    It's for the best.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wishda wrote: »
    Sometime's they'll ask if you want decaf. You say no.

    It's for the best.
    Decaf is also an abomination unto god.

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