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So I got subpeenered like a motherfucker

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
So I get home today with my ladyfriend to find a subpoena taped on my door, with all kinds of shit check off on it and jazz. It turns out it's in reference to this
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=75650
occurence.

So what the fuck do I do? my parents said that if I ignore it I could face legal consequences, but that sounds ass-backwards seeing as i'm the victim and all and how are they gonna do that shit

Anyway, I don't want to go to court, fuck legal things, I think that might be a fairly unanimous sentiment

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    why wouldn't you go to court

    just don't be a fucking idiot stoner and you'll be fine

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what are you being charged with?

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandy I'm not sure you understand how the legal system works

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't!

    it is part of the problem

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Going to court doesn't mean they'll find you guilty.

    But they sure as hell will charge you with contempt if you don't go.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You should have just answered the door

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    that is the second worst way to get subpoenaed

    the worst way is like a cockgoblin

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what are you subpoenaed for

    i don't get it

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    they're just trying to get your testimony

    if you don't go they will hate you

    chillax and go

    and don't smoke beforehand

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I got subpoened for being the victim of a crime apparently

    i am a witness

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    this is probably a good thing not a bad thing
    LAW and all that

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I got subpoened for being the victim of a crime apparently

    i am a witness

    witnesses get subpoenaed all the TIME

    seriously

    go

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I got subpoened for being the victim of a crime apparently

    i am a witness

    yes

    you will have to talk about being a witness

    just don't include the bits about zomg i was so highh!!

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    they're just trying to get your testimony

    if you don't go they will hate you

    chillax and go

    and don't smoke beforehand

    What exactly does this process involve

    I have never been in a court

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    jesus christ are you retarded?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I got subpoened for being the victim of a crime apparently

    i am a witness

    yes

    you will have to talk about being a witness

    just don't include the bits about zomg i was so highh!!

    well i certainly wasn't planning on doing that

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oh

    going to court to testify is cool

    if it turns out he's really powerful and you have to enter witness protection, bonus!

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    what are you subpoenaed for

    i don't get it

    they want him to testify

    you know, about the crime that he reported

    and the criminal he identified

    after he called the cops

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    they're not going to drug test you if that's what you're worried about

    if you don't go, you're likely to catch some shit

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    jesus christ are you retarded?

    in seven different ways, yes

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You hold the fate of another human being in your hands and you are hesitating.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    you go and say things to lawyers to put the bad men in jail

    this is not hard

    a subpoena is just a summons to court

    put down the fucking reefer and read a book or something

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    they're not going to drug test you if that's what you're worried about

    if you don't go, you're likely to catch some shit

    Nah, I wasn't worried about that at all

    I was more wondering what sort of shit i'll be catching if I don't go out of general apathy

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wait you aren't even charged with anything? Are you high RIGHT NOW?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fandy more often than not I suspect you are a cop-hating retard

    why is this

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I mean you could watch law and order and figure this out

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    you go and say things to lawyers to put the bad men in jail

    this is not hard

    a subpoena is just a summons to court

    put down the fucking reefer and read a book or something

    sorry pip i am too stupid to read the words in this post

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    they're not going to drug test you if that's what you're worried about

    if you don't go, you're likely to catch some shit

    Nah, I wasn't worried about that at all

    I was more wondering what sort of shit i'll be catching if I don't go out of general apathy

    maybe next time someone is breaking into your house and you call the cops they wont show up out of general apathy

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    they're not going to drug test you if that's what you're worried about

    if you don't go, you're likely to catch some shit

    Nah, I wasn't worried about that at all

    I was more wondering what sort of shit i'll be catching if I don't go out of general apathy

    Why did you call the police and then later on identify the person if you didn't care?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    they're not going to drug test you if that's what you're worried about

    if you don't go, you're likely to catch some shit

    Nah, I wasn't worried about that at all

    I was more wondering what sort of shit i'll be catching if I don't go out of general apathy

    general apathy about CALLING THE COPS ON THE DUDE AND THEN COMPLAINING WHEN YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT WHY HE SHOULD BE IN JAIL?!

    fandy there is no easy way to say this

    I mean woah
    you are dumb as hell

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandy don't go it's a setup
    Like when they offer free boats to known criminals and then throw them in the slammer

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    fandy more often than not I suspect you are a cop-hating retard

    why is this

    i am not a cop hating retard

    I am very happy the police are around to mitigate the horrible crime in this city and make my neighborhood safe

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fandy just go to court

    if they were going to arrest you or whatever they wouldn't have subpoenaed you

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    Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    jesus christ are you retarded?

    he might be

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fandy how confused are you right now

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I looked it up because i was curious too
    wikipedia wrote:
    An individual who receives a subpoena from a grand jury has three choices:

    1. comply with the subpoena (show up or produce the evidence);
    2. serve the issuing attorney with a statement of objections to the subpoena;
    3. convince a court that you do not have to comply (motion to quash); or
    4. refuse to comply (the court may then hold the person to whom the subpoena was issued in civil contempt).

    my favorite part is how there are actually four choices

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Fandy don't go it's a setup
    Like when they offer free boats to known criminals and then throw them in the slammer
    Wait, so I shouldn't go pick up my free 40-foot schooner on Sunday?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    they're not going to drug test you if that's what you're worried about

    if you don't go, you're likely to catch some shit

    Nah, I wasn't worried about that at all

    I was more wondering what sort of shit i'll be catching if I don't go out of general apathy

    fandy

    throw all your pot in your garbage disposal

    because it is making you dumb as a post

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    fandy how confused are you right now

    moderately

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    psh

    cops are pigs

    fuck the lot

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