So I got subpeenered like a motherfucker

Thanatos

Mister Longbaugh wrote: »

most people do not draw a distinction between a cop and the police department. when one acts like that it gives someone reason to have a distrust of the entire department.

This is reinforced that much more when, every single fucking time shit like this happens, the department always defends the cop.

Faricazy

Peter Ebel wrote: »

That said though, my cousin is a major guy in the Danish police world and he solves crimes and murders a plenty, so he is cool as fuck. More power to him.

Looks like he's finally part of a

8-)

Danish pastry.

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Fandyien

Hunter wrote: »

Fandyien is so going to get raped by a hobo in prison

I'm gonna rape him first

It'll be a street cred thing

Mister Longbaugh

Thanatos wrote: »

Mister Longbaugh wrote: »

most people do not draw a distinction between a cop and the police department. when one acts like that it gives someone reason to have a distrust of the entire department.

This is reinforced that much more when, every single fucking time shit like this happens, the department always defends the cop.

exactly.

Orikaeshigitae

Fandyien wrote: »

neville wrote: »

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

why wouldn't you go to court

just don't be a fucking idiot stoner and you'll be fine

this.
If you DIDN'T go, you would be a fucking idiot.
Just go, jesus.

you know, I'm not denying that it would be irresponsible or show a lack of social conscience not to show up

but why is everyone crying so loudly about how that means i am an idiot devoid of thought

because it is the next step in the chain of events you started by calling the police

Tasteicle

Contempt is serious is why.

Shankusu

Hunter wrote: »

Macro9 wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

It shouldn't be illegal to skate, but it shouldn't be illegal to club a skater kid in the knee with a bat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GgWrV8TcUc&feature=related

That cop is a douche

The kid is a douche

It's a perfect storm of douchebaggery

yeah this video is kinda the perfect response to "is it reasonable to dislike cops" arguments, because it's basically like "cops are douchebags!" "yeah, they are, and you're probably a douchebag too"

this is like the third time i've seen the video and i never know quite what to feel because i have no one to empathize with except for the kid going "dude shut up" at the very beginning because holy shit have I been that guy

PiptheFair

I like how people blame corn and tobacco farmers for making them sick

because watching what goes into your body is not your own responsibility

you see

Vixx

Fandyien wrote: »

neville wrote: »

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

why wouldn't you go to court

just don't be a fucking idiot stoner and you'll be fine

this.
If you DIDN'T go, you would be a fucking idiot.
Just go, jesus.

you know, I'm not denying that it would be irresponsible or show a lack of social conscience not to show up

but why is everyone crying so loudly about how that means i am an idiot devoid of thought

because a subpoena isn't something to worry about if your shit is straight

PiptheFair

Thanatos wrote: »

Mister Longbaugh wrote: »

most people do not draw a distinction between a cop and the police department. when one acts like that it gives someone reason to have a distrust of the entire department.

This is reinforced that much more when, every single fucking time shit like this happens, the department always defends the cop.

you are such a fucking lunatic

Tasteicle

Fandyien wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Fandyien is so going to get raped by a hobo in prison

I'm gonna rape him first

It'll be a street cred thing

The dancingist rape folk.

Fandyien

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

neville wrote: »

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

why wouldn't you go to court

just don't be a fucking idiot stoner and you'll be fine

this.
If you DIDN'T go, you would be a fucking idiot.
Just go, jesus.

you know, I'm not denying that it would be irresponsible or show a lack of social conscience not to show up

but why is everyone crying so loudly about how that means i am an idiot devoid of thought

because it is the next step in the chain of events you started by calling the police

man all this just because i didn't know that

Hunter

Fandyien wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Fandyien is so going to get raped by a hobo in prison

I'm gonna rape him first

It'll be a street cred thing

When you get into the holding cell, rape the biggest hobo you see. That way you establish the pecking order.

Orikaeshigitae

Fandyien wrote: »

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

neville wrote: »

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

why wouldn't you go to court

just don't be a fucking idiot stoner and you'll be fine

this.
If you DIDN'T go, you would be a fucking idiot.
Just go, jesus.

you know, I'm not denying that it would be irresponsible or show a lack of social conscience not to show up

but why is everyone crying so loudly about how that means i am an idiot devoid of thought

because it is the next step in the chain of events you started by calling the police

man all this just because i didn't know that

also you were freaking out because WEED

Filler Inc.

PiptheFair wrote: »

I like how people blame corn and tobacco farmers for making them sick

because watching what goes into your body is not your own responsibility

you see

You really can't control corn going into your body.

It's literally in everything.

It's in magazines, boxes, perfumes, meat, cereal, bread, juice, milk, vegetables, fruit and on and on and on

Faricazy

Hunter wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Fandyien is so going to get raped by a hobo in prison

I'm gonna rape him first

It'll be a street cred thing

When you get into the holding cell, rape the biggest hobo you see. That way you establish the pecking order.

even better, rape a cop

Tasteicle

Corn is out to get you is why.

Balefuego

also the end of that video is the best part

If I find myself on youtu-

Faricazy

Filler Inc. wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

I like how people blame corn and tobacco farmers for making them sick

because watching what goes into your body is not your own responsibility

you see

You really can't control corn going into your body.

It's literally in everything.

It's in magazines, boxes, perfumes, meat, cereal, bread, juice, milk, vegetables, fruit and on and on and on

i get so cranky when i don't get to eat any boxes for a while

Fandyien

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

neville wrote: »

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

why wouldn't you go to court

just don't be a fucking idiot stoner and you'll be fine

this.
If you DIDN'T go, you would be a fucking idiot.
Just go, jesus.

you know, I'm not denying that it would be irresponsible or show a lack of social conscience not to show up

but why is everyone crying so loudly about how that means i am an idiot devoid of thought

because it is the next step in the chain of events you started by calling the police

man all this just because i didn't know that

also you were freaking out because WEED

well obviously about everything all the time

Filler Inc.

Faricazy wrote: »

Filler Inc. wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

I like how people blame corn and tobacco farmers for making them sick

because watching what goes into your body is not your own responsibility

you see

You really can't control corn going into your body.

It's literally in everything.

It's in magazines, boxes, perfumes, meat, cereal, bread, juice, milk, vegetables, fruit and on and on and on

i get so cranky when i don't get to eat any boxes for a while

Its in the air you're breathing right now.

Go ahead, look.

Hunter

Faricazy wrote: »

Filler Inc. wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

I like how people blame corn and tobacco farmers for making them sick

because watching what goes into your body is not your own responsibility

you see

You really can't control corn going into your body.

It's literally in everything.

It's in magazines, boxes, perfumes, meat, cereal, bread, juice, milk, vegetables, fruit and on and on and on

i get so cranky when i don't get to eat any boxes for a while

Man, I've been doing perfume shooters all night and didn't realize I was supporting the corn nazis.

Tasteicle

Oh shit it's like the happening, but with corn.

PiptheFair

Filler Inc. wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

I like how people blame corn and tobacco farmers for making them sick

because watching what goes into your body is not your own responsibility

you see

You really can't control corn going into your body.

It's literally in everything.

It's in magazines, boxes, perfumes, meat, cereal, bread, juice, milk, vegetables, fruit and on and on and on

yeah man what's this cooking at home shit people go on about?

yes you can control it, and you can also control how much you eat

people don't understand how calories and fat work because they are fucking lazy sacks of shit who want somebody to blame for their sloth

Balefuego

Filler Inc. wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

I like how people blame corn and tobacco farmers for making them sick

because watching what goes into your body is not your own responsibility

you see

You really can't control corn going into your body.

It's literally in everything.

It's in magazines, boxes, perfumes, meat, cereal, bread, juice, milk, vegetables, fruit and on and on and on

I put so many magazines and boxes into my body


Also corn is delicious

Orikaeshigitae

Tasteicle wrote: »

Oh shit it's like the happening, but with corn.

i love this sentence

Faricazy

Filler Inc. wrote: »

Faricazy wrote: »

Filler Inc. wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

I like how people blame corn and tobacco farmers for making them sick

because watching what goes into your body is not your own responsibility

you see

You really can't control corn going into your body.

It's literally in everything.

It's in magazines, boxes, perfumes, meat, cereal, bread, juice, milk, vegetables, fruit and on and on and on

i get so cranky when i don't get to eat any boxes for a while

Its in the air you're breathing right now.

Go ahead, look.

i can't see anything

should i contact the new york state legislature about this lack of corn in my air?

PiptheFair

and meat? meat?

do you know that animals have digestive systems too?

do you even know why our livestock is fed corn?

Filler Inc.

Faricazy wrote: »

Filler Inc. wrote: »

Faricazy wrote: »

Filler Inc. wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

I like how people blame corn and tobacco farmers for making them sick

because watching what goes into your body is not your own responsibility

you see

You really can't control corn going into your body.

It's literally in everything.

It's in magazines, boxes, perfumes, meat, cereal, bread, juice, milk, vegetables, fruit and on and on and on

i get so cranky when i don't get to eat any boxes for a while

Its in the air you're breathing right now.

Go ahead, look.

i can't see anything

should i contact the new york state legislature about this lack of corn in my air?

If the corn lobby is paying you off, yeah.

Balefuego

They even put corn in ice cream

children's ice cream

Hunter

Guys, the cornstapo will see this on the internets and find you via a tube trace. You're all fucked.

Tasteicle

Children of the corn, it's all coming together now.

L.E.O.

Hunter wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Fandyien is so going to get raped by a hobo in prison

I'm gonna rape him first

It'll be a street cred thing

When you get into the holding cell, rape the biggest hobo you see. That way you establish the pecking order.

if you have a tatoo of eyes on your lower back your in trouble cause thats how they tag people that are bitches in jail.

Macro9

It's Corn. Soylent Green is made out of Corn. They're making our food out of Corn. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for Corn. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

DrZiplock

Balefuego wrote: »

They even put corn in ice cream

children's ice cream

Cookies and Coke

Mint Chocolate Crack

Shankusu

PiptheFair wrote: »

and meat? meat?

do you know that animals have digestive systems too?

do you even know why our livestock is fed corn?

because it's really easy to prepare and can be served with peas, beans or a variety of other dishes

stupid question

Faricazy

STOP THE PRESSES



I THINK THERE'S CORN IN MY WEED

Orikaeshigitae

Macro9 wrote: »

It's Corn. Soylent Green is made out of Corn. They're making our food out of Corn. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for Corn. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

haahha

Hunter

It's all a giant cornspiracy

PiptheFair

Hunter wrote: »

It's all a giant cornspiracy

that's so goddamn corny