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Piss test for new health insurance.

JinnJinn Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Help / Advice Forum
What uhh... are they testing for, exactly?

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So many healthcare questions today!

    Could be for a lot of things. Drugs, for one. Other than that, though:

    http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/health_advice/examinations/urinesample.htm

    * blood in the urine may be a sign of different diseases in the kidneys, the urinary system or the bladder.

    * sugar in the urine may be a sign of diabetes.

    * protein in the urine may be a sign of a kidney disease and can be used to detect the early signs of kidney damage from long-standing diabetes.

    * biochemical analysis of the urine can assist in the diagnosis of kidney stones, myeloma and porphyria.

    * analysis under a microscope of cells (cytology) shed from the lining of the bladder that are present in the urine, can assist in the diagnosis and treatment of bladder cancer.

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  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    drugs and fear.

    if you mean what drugs then its usually pot, coke, opiates (heroin, painkillers) sometimes booze.

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  • truck-a-saurastruck-a-sauras Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    does this new health insurance come from getting a new job? If so then they are testing for drugs most likely.

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    But also the above-mentioned diseases.

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  • GungHoGungHo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Anti-depressants, diabeetus, and related kidney issues.

    And, before it's asked, if they ask for blood, they're looking for leukemia and liver dieases such as the onset of cirrhinoceros and heepatitties.

    Term life insurance can be a bitch as well.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Assuming you're in the US, in general, nobody can perform any medical test on you without your informed consent, which means you know what's being tested for. (The military might be an exception to that, I dunno, but that's not relevant here.)

    That means that if you ask the doctor who ordered the test or the lab that's performing the test, they have to tell you what they're testing for.

    But nobody here is going to be able to answer your question with 100% certainty.

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  • ScrubletScrublet Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    But nobody here is going to be able to answer your question with 100% certainty.

    I can come pretty fucking close. Not just drugs; TOBACCO. If you pop up as a smoker, you are an obvious liability that is going to cost them money. And this will hike your rates something fierce.

    They will also be testing for different levels of different kinds of nutrients and such that VThorn already covered.

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  • JinnJinn Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i am so fucked

    i'm a college student still on my dad's healthcare plan, he's switching to a new one and they want my piss

    this sucks

    thanks for confirming my fears

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Is it drugs or diabetes you're afraid of?

    If it's diabetes... that freaks me out too.

    If it's drugs... someone can correct me if they're wrong, but there's doctor-patient confidentiality here. I don't think they can tell your Dad anything. But I could be wrong, we may need someone with some more expertise in here on that. I would think... what was that regulation? Was it HIPPA? Let me look it up... but I think it's a federal rule that they can't share your medical records with anyone (even your Dad, even on his account) without your permission.

    Though I guess he'd be suspicious if your premiums rise because of it.

    EDIT: I can't find anything in the HIPAA about it, so I could be wrong. This may differ by state, or I may just not be able to find the correct section. I'm going to have to differ to someone who hopefully knows more about this.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If you're 18 or older they can't share medical test results or records with anyone without your permission.

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    edited December 2008
    Nocturne wrote: »
    If you're 18 or older they can't share medical test results or records with anyone without your permission.

    Being a dependent on somebody else's insurance weakens a lot of those privacy protections.

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  • ScrubletScrublet Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Jinn wrote: »
    i am so fucked

    i'm a college student still on my dad's healthcare plan, he's switching to a new one and they want my piss

    this sucks

    thanks for confirming my fears

    This may not be the end of the world. Do you think you're the only college student in the world who's smoked pot? Now if you're talking about other drugs there may be an issue, or if you're a smoker who's been hiding it from the family.

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  • JinnJinn Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    so, to be clear, a standard unrinalysis does not automatically test for drugs? they have to actually go a step further and specifically test for drugs, right? this is what i've gathered from various google sessions on this topic

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Jinn wrote: »
    so, to be clear, a standard unrinalysis does not automatically test for drugs? they have to actually go a step further and specifically test for drugs, right? this is what i've gathered from various google sessions on this topic
    No, see, the testing is the step that follows you peeing in the cup. They take it and test for X.

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  • Hobbit0815Hobbit0815 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well, my advice would be to stop taking drugs, cause from what I gather that's what you're afraid of them finding?

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    edited December 2008
    Jinn wrote: »
    so, to be clear, a standard unrinalysis does not automatically test for drugs? they have to actually go a step further and specifically test for drugs, right? this is what i've gathered from various google sessions on this topic

    There's no such thing as a "standard urinalysis."

    That's like saying "a standard car ride goes to the mall, right?"

    When a lab does a urinalysis, they test for whatever they're told to test for.

    You really, really, really need to be asking these questions either of the doctor ordering the test or the lab performing the test.

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Jinn wrote: »
    so, to be clear, a standard unrinalysis does not automatically test for drugs? they have to actually go a step further and specifically test for drugs, right? this is what i've gathered from various google sessions on this topic

    There's no such thing as a "standard urinalysis."

    That's like saying "a standard car ride goes to the mall, right?"

    When a lab does a urinalysis, they test for whatever they're told to test for.

    You really, really, really need to be asking these questions either of the doctor ordering the test or the lab performing the test.

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  • blakfeldblakfeld Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    If you're 18 or older they can't share medical test results or records with anyone without your permission.

    Being a dependent on somebody else's insurance weakens a lot of those privacy protections.

    Not as much as you'd think. I remember it was actually kind of a pain in the ass when I was 19 and on my parents insurence. For any tiny little thing they had to call me and ensure that they had my concent before shareing information.

    Depending on the drug, a lot of it leaves your system pretty quick anyhow

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  • TigressTigress Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If it's drugs... someone can correct me if they're wrong, but there's doctor-patient confidentiality here. I don't think they can tell your Dad anything. But I could be wrong, we may need someone with some more expertise in here on that. I would think... what was that regulation? Was it HIPPA? Let me look it up... but I think it's a federal rule that they can't share your medical records with anyone (even your Dad, even on his account) without your permission.

    You're right. It's HIPAA. Once you are 18, doctors, hospitals, labs and any other facility that handles your medical stuff cannot share any of your information with anyone without your express consent or being directly involved with whatever medical condition that is being treated/tested. For the latter, they can only access the bare minimum they need to do whatever needs to be done.

    For example, drug test: Name, address and yes/no for the drugs they are testing for.

    Those thousands of forms with a wall of legalese? Chances are one of them is a release form stating that you're allowing them to share your information.

    I've never heard of an insurance company requiring a urinalysis. If I had to hazard a guess, I would say that they are testing for pre-existing conditions (smoking, diabetes, kidney trouble, etc.) to excuse them from having to pay for anything that could be remotely related to them. Make sure to ask what they're testing for and why. They have to tell you, due to federal law.

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  • JinnJinn Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    so, they're supposed to call me and arrange an appointment for this little physical to be conducted, i guess i'll ask about what they're testing for then, but if they are in fact testing for drugs i know they'll find... then what? do i just fess up? say nothing until the test comes back and deny everything? or do any of those detox products actually work?

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  • theclamtheclam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Jinn wrote: »
    so, they're supposed to call me and arrange an appointment for this little physical to be conducted, i guess i'll ask about what they're testing for then, but if they are in fact testing for drugs i know they'll find... then what? do i just fess up? say nothing until the test comes back and deny everything? or do any of those detox products actually work?

    You need to read up a bit:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_test#Urine_drug_screen
    http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_info1.shtml

    No one here can really know what they'll do. It depends on what you'd test positive for. Pot, heroin, meth, mushrooms, acid...there are many different drugs that have many different laws as well as different consequences from an insurance standpoint.

    You can always try to postpone the test or wait as long as possible before scheduling it, although they may not let you do that.

    According to wikipedia, detox products don't often work and they may know that you've taken them.

    Frankly, I wouldn't confess anything until you get your results back. I was taking drugs (albeit ones that I had a prescription for) for a pre-existing medical condition that can be expensive for an insurance company to treat (although I was tested for a job, not insurance). They didn't ask me about the condition, I didn't tell them; they didn't mention anything about detecting the drugs, I didn't tell them. When I tried to get the drugs under the insurance that my job provided, they didn't bat an eye.

    I wouldn't lie, that may get you into more trouble than you'd be in if you told the truth. They may not even test for drugs. If they do, they may not even care unless it's one that cause problems that cost them lots of money to treat.

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  • LoveIsUnityLoveIsUnity Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    What drugs are you currently using? We'd need to know the types of drugs you're using and the frequency to tell you anything about the likelihood they will show up on a drug test.

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  • RhinoRhino TheRhinLOL Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but in the United States I thought they had to get your permission before the tested you for drugs?

    If they are just testing for medical reasons, then they aren't allowed to test for drugs too, unless it's mentioned in there and you sign it saying that it's ok for them to look for drugs. Isnt' that the case or have I been misguided?

    I heard that piss was concerned private property and just like private property, they aren't allowed search without a warrant or permission.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rhino wrote: »
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but in the United States I thought they had to get your permission before the tested you for drugs?

    If they are just testing for medical reasons, then they aren't allowed to test for drugs too, unless it's mentioned in there and you sign it saying that it's ok for them to look for drugs. Isnt' that the case or have I been misguided?

    I heard that piss was concerned private property and just like private property, they aren't allowed search without a warrant or permission.
    By asking them to insure your life, you're agreeing to prove that your life is worth insuring. While police can't confiscate your pee without probable cause or consent, since the insurance company doesn't plan on charging you with any crime, they can test for whatever may show that you're not worth insuring.

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  • JinnJinn Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    they are going to find loads of thc in my piss... are they likely to deny me coverage for that? and will they tell my father? they would have to tell him something if they denied me coverage...

    the weird thing is i'm the only one in the family that has to have a piss test... i wonder if this is a trap...

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Life insurance? Probably.
    Health insurance? Probably, but less likely.

    Remember, they have to run separate tests for that, and if I know health insurance companies it's to save as much money as possible in the shortest span of time. While someone who smokes pot may be a higher health risk for certain things, running the test is costly that they probably won't do it compared to just the required things like diabetes or kidney failure.

    FYI in the future, unless you like to live without insurance, you may want to stop doing illegal things like smoking pot.

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  • TiglissTigliss Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nope, it's not going to be some Jerry Springer like revelation: "Jinn is... ... ... on drugs"

    More likely it will be in the form of higher premiums and depending on what they find, significantly higher premiums.

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Tigliss wrote: »
    Nope, it's not going to be some Jerry Springer like revelation: "Jinn is... ... ... on drugs"

    More likely it will be in the form of higher premiums and depending on what they find, significantly higher premiums.

    Well if the parent contests a large premium hike they may get a paper back that says:

    "Dispute denied: Reason: High THC count on dependent."

    But they can still deny them if they run the test. I can't think of many reasons why they can't deny you.

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  • Mojo the AvengerMojo the Avenger Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    delay the test for as long as you can, quit smoking pot, drink shitloads of water every day. I've heard that hugely excessive doses of niacin (on the order of 3000% 3 times a day) can flush you out, but that could just be a myth.

    I did it and passed a piss test 3 days after smoking, but that's hardly scientific.

    Anyway your best bet is to postpone the test for as long as possible and don't smoke in the meantime. Anything you can do to flush your body out like drinking lots of water and exercising can only help. Drinking a shitload of water the day of can also help dilute your piss, but again that's hardly scientific.

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That would be very bad and largely ineffective. Overdosing on B3 can lead to lots of issues and potentially coma or death from metabolic acidosis. Also, doesn't do anything to drug levels in your body.

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  • TopweaselTopweasel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah I recommend drinking so much that could practically spend 24/7 over a toilet and have water go in one hole and out the other. The Big point is A.) It is not illegal, and as long as you don't have an contract that basically states that by having to much water in your system then its considered a failed drug test (NFL contracts) you shouldn't have to worry about bad repercussions with a diluted tests. B.) If a water heavy negative test isn't enough for them you just gave yourself anywhere from and extra day or two up to maybe a week to continue to be clean and drink lots of water till your next test.

    I had a co-worker who's husband had to test for a new job, he had smoked like 2 days before interviewing, and instead of having a couple more days (week he hoped) he got a call back saying that he had the job and just needed to take a drug test the next day. He loaded up on water went in, he had to much water, they had to push his hiring date back like 3 days so he could retake the test which he passed. Even naturally two weeks is enough to work that out of the system.

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  • TopweaselTopweasel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Jinn wrote: »
    they are going to find loads of thc in my piss... are they likely to deny me coverage for that? and will they tell my father? they would have to tell him something if they denied me coverage...

    the weird thing is i'm the only one in the family that has to have a piss test... i wonder if this is a trap...

    When do you have to take this test?

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    why don't you just stop taking drugs for a while?

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  • TopweaselTopweasel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Xaquin wrote: »
    why don't you just stop taking drugs for a while?

    I am sure that is part of the plan, but how long is a while. If the test is later today or tomorrow I am soooo sure the abstaining for awhile will allow him to pass the test :P.

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  • LoveIsUnityLoveIsUnity Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    OP- How heavy of a user are you? This page should help you get an idea of how much of a window you'll need to pass your drug test: http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml

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  • RhinoRhino TheRhinLOL Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Can you just ask them? "What exactly are you testing for?"
    By asking them to insure your life, you're agreeing to prove that your life is worth insuring. While police can't confiscate your pee without probable cause or consent, since the insurance company doesn't plan on charging you with any crime, they can test for whatever may show that you're not worth insuring.

    But don't they still have to put a clause in there? As in "By agreeing to this, blah, blah, you agree we have permission to look for dope in your system boy"

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rhino wrote: »
    Can you just ask them? "What exactly are you testing for?"
    By asking them to insure your life, you're agreeing to prove that your life is worth insuring. While police can't confiscate your pee without probable cause or consent, since the insurance company doesn't plan on charging you with any crime, they can test for whatever may show that you're not worth insuring.

    But don't they still have to put a clause in there? As in "By agreeing to this, blah, blah, you agree we have permission to look for dope in your system boy"
    It's probably something more along the lines of "you agree to let us test for anything that may make you a higher risk to insure".

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  • JosephusJosephus Registered User new member
    edited December 2008
    It's likely a test for certain drug. I wonder what other health insurance companies, especially the large players, have to say on this.

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  • FiatilFiatil Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah like a few other people said, if you have time, just drink a lot of water. It'll help clean it out faster than normal, but if it's short term you may still be out of luck. There are drinks designed to clean out your system, but they take a day or two as well. If you drink that stuff a day before the test you WILL be pissing neon green the day of, and the health insurance company will probably be alarmed at the coloration. If you're dead set on trying it you can probably get them at a head shop somewhere.

    Oh, and um, probably don't try to drink bleach. My friend did it, he passed the test, but he speaks rather unfavorably of the experience. Insurance is expensive, but being dead is pretty lame too.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    blakfeld wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    If you're 18 or older they can't share medical test results or records with anyone without your permission.

    Being a dependent on somebody else's insurance weakens a lot of those privacy protections.

    Not as much as you'd think. I remember it was actually kind of a pain in the ass when I was 19 and on my parents insurence. For any tiny little thing they had to call me and ensure that they had my concent before shareing information.

    Depending on the drug, a lot of it leaves your system pretty quick anyhow

    Yeah I really don't know what you're talking about here Feral. It doesn't change the law or privacy conditions at all.

    Well aside from whatever information shows up on the statement/bill. But as far as information from tests or from the doctor, they can't legally release any of that information without your consent no matter whose insurance you're on.

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