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ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
edited December 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    matthasaproblem wrote: »
    6 in an hour, maybe. 6 in a night? Yeah, I'm with than.
    You're old and married. The last thing you had to drink was probably a mimosa with brunch last Sunday, and you only finished half of it.
    And you're old and fat without the excuse of being married.
    Yes, but I also drink a lot.
    Have you seen my bar?
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    JustInsane07 wrote:
    Moooooooooommmm! More Hot Pockets!

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Remember when there was a time when Elki made us fight for [chat] instead of being a tyrannical- *BLAM*

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    As long as you are going to pick achewood comics could they at least be funny?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sure is dusty Matt. . .

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  • Sol InvictusSol Invictus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    When does Achewood become funny?

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sol Invictus wrote: »
    When does Achewood become funny?

    When they do those decision charts.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    These Achewood [chats] make my ignore list so big. It's like extendz but for my ignore list.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Sure is dusty Matt. . .
    Untouched since the wedding.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    DUE, I actually hate all 3 of those things. Mountain Dew is nasty, Cheetos are a mess, and I don't even know what Snorts are.

    I just hate when I'm leveling and some asshole comes over and kills all the quest NPCs. It bugs me.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Sure is dusty Matt. . .
    Untouched since the wedding.
    Pfft, the Courvosier is meant to be savored, you don't drink that fast. The Johnny, 1800 and Bombay don't stick around long enough to get dusty.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sol Invictus wrote: »
    When does Achewood become funny?
    When you have both your eyes and your sense of humour surgically removed.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    hey wait it is morning and i can play guitar

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    Sol Invictus wrote: »
    When does Achewood become funny?
    When you have both your eyes and your sense of humour surgically removed.
    Paging Dr. Elki, Dr. Elki to the surgery theater.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    James wrote: »
    hey wait it is morning and i can play guitar

    Life is good, friend.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    I am socializing, rtard. I'm logged on to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    hey wait it is morning and i can play guitar

    Life is good, friend.

    I totally found that screw, by the way.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    One day I will get drunk at a party, so far it has only been in the setting of a small pub in Milltown, Ireland

    one day i will get invited to parties abloo bloo bloo

    on that note, fuck art school and never having time to socialize

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Elki if you come to ATL I will hit you for every Achewood comic posted in chat. Even ones you didn't post.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    I am socializing, rtard. I'm logged on to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak.

    YOU PLAYED THE GAME THAN! DON'T DENY IT!

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    I am socializing, rtard. I'm logged on to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak.

    YOU PLAYED THE GAME THAN! DON'T DENY IT!

    He doesn't deny it.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    He probably played it for about a minute and went "THIS IS BORING" and thundered off for more booze.

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    He probably played it for about a minute and went "THIS IS BORING" and thundered off for more booze.

    He doesn't have time to play MMOs thanks to babysitting H/a.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ATL is looking pretty abysmal for me right now. I kind of ended up spending a bit more than intended on X-MAS.

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I gotta admit, these past two achewoods have been...pretty funny.

    along with the flowchart, i'll rate it a moderatly funny.

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    ATL is looking pretty abysmal for me right now. I kind of ended up spending a bit more than intended on X-MAS.

    I'm still waiting to see if I can get off work. Damn front desk is being lazy with opening vacation.

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  • Sol InvictusSol Invictus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    Sol Invictus wrote: »
    When does Achewood become funny?
    When you have both your eyes and your sense of humour surgically removed.

    As I suspected. Why can't someone post a funny comic, like Perry Bible Fellowship or similar?

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    When Hitler rose to power, there were a lot of people who just "stopped playing." You know who those people were? The French. Are you French?

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    When Hitler rose to power, there were a lot of people who just "stopped playing." You know who those people were? The French. Are you French?

    Did you Godwin me?

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sol Invictus wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Sol Invictus wrote: »
    When does Achewood become funny?
    When you have both your eyes and your sense of humour surgically removed.

    As I suspected. Why can't someone post a funny comic, like Perry Bible Fellowship or similar?
    I believe Elki is trying to rid the world of funny, beautiful things in an attempt to eradicate pleasure itself. At least, that's the only logical reason I can see to post Achewood comics.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sol Invictus wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Sol Invictus wrote: »
    When does Achewood become funny?
    When you have both your eyes and your sense of humour surgically removed.

    As I suspected. Why can't someone post a funny comic, like Perry Bible Fellowship or similar?

    Because we have a deep and snobbish appreciation of humour.

    with a u.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    Sol Invictus wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Sol Invictus wrote: »
    When does Achewood become funny?
    When you have both your eyes and your sense of humour surgically removed.

    As I suspected. Why can't someone post a funny comic, like Perry Bible Fellowship or similar?
    I believe Elki is trying to rid the world of funny, beautiful things in an attempt to eradicate pleasure itself. At least, that's the only logical reason I can see to post Achewood comics.
    Your tears give him power.

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    Sol Invictus wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Sol Invictus wrote: »
    When does Achewood become funny?
    When you have both your eyes and your sense of humour surgically removed.

    As I suspected. Why can't someone post a funny comic, like Perry Bible Fellowship or similar?
    I believe Elki is trying to rid the world of funny, beautiful things in an attempt to eradicate pleasure itself. At least, that's the only logical reason I can see to post Achewood comics.

    If it was Than I could see this being true. I just figure someone drugged Elki, and took over his account.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    Gentlemen, this could very well lead to the end of the World [tiny]of Warcraft[/tiny].

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    ATL is looking pretty abysmal for me right now. I kind of ended up spending a bit more than intended on X-MAS.

    .......

    I hate all you people. I go and buy plane tickets and then all you fuckers are like "Oh, X came up, I can't go now."

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ITT We replace Than with a troll. Let's see if anyone notices.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Thans turned into some sort of Godwinnig machine

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Did Than just get more coherent, polite and interesting?

    Also, he seems to have better hygiene and B.O..

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  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Now now. Than is awesome. He makes fun of Quid and I approve of it.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sol Invictus wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Sol Invictus wrote: »
    When does Achewood become funny?
    When you have both your eyes and your sense of humour surgically removed.

    As I suspected. Why can't someone post a funny comic, like Perry Bible Fellowship or similar?

    I was going to post a team special olympics comic but realized it is nsfw due to barely visible boobies meant to represent that someone was surfing porn.

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