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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm going to the girlfriend's house tomorrow for latkas and Jewish fun.

    Whatever the fuck that means.

    Graves on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    i'm not clean shaven, but then i'm never clean shaven

    stupid dark hair on pale skin

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    other religions need to work on their fucking holidays

    seriously

    FAQ on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    I'm going to the girlfriend's house tomorrow for latkas and Jewish fun.

    Whatever the fuck that means.
    ridiculing other members of the family for every single choice they've ever made in their entire lives

    it's great fun

    Faricazy on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    I'm going to the girlfriend's house tomorrow for latkas and Jewish fun.

    Whatever the fuck that means.
    ridiculing other members of the family for every single choice they've ever made in their entire lives

    it's great fun

    They do this to her every day.

    Or do you mean everyone else gets a share of shame?

    Graves on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    i have this really neat heavy silver pendant that has some kind of hebrew on it, and it is supposed to protect me against earthquakes, evil spirits, and bad men.

    figured it was pretty perfect for california! hahaha
    (i am not jewish, but we recently found out my mom's grandma was and married some dude who was mega german)

    You should convert so I would have an excuse to get you this
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    BusterK on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    I'm going to the girlfriend's house tomorrow for latkas and Jewish fun.

    Whatever the fuck that means.
    ridiculing other members of the family for every single choice they've ever made in their entire lives

    it's great fun

    They do this to her every day.

    Or do you mean everyone else gets a share of shame?
    yes it's a free-for-all among the entire family

    Faricazy on
  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Im going to go watch the hebrew hammer with my buds later

    Stormin Joe on
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    Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
    Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If they think I'm converting they have another thing coming.

    Graves on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    they are making hebrew hammer 2

    Faricazy on
  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oh fuck yes
    The inexplicable asian grandparent is the best part

    Stormin Joe on
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    Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
    Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    you guys are odd. his spots aren't even that bad, you can get something that looks like that from scratching your chin hairs.

    those chin hairs are pretty awful, but how many of you dudes can say you are clean shaven right now
    you hatin' on beards Bel? you better not be hatin' on beards
    (get well before Christmas you stupid bee)

    Druhim on
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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I got $10

    I had asked my parents to surprise me

    Sal on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    Sal wrote: »
    I got $10

    I had asked my parents to surprise me
    we're getting a divorce!

    SURPRISE!

    Rankenphile on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    YOUR FATHER HAS BEEN CHEATING

    BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY A SURPRISE, NOW IS IT

    Faricazy on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    YOUR FATHER HAS BEEN CHEATING

    BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY A SURPRISE, NOW IS IT

    I'D BE SURPRISED IF YOU KNEW WHAT A BLOWJOB WAS, MARIA

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    you guys are odd. his spots aren't even that bad, you can get something that looks like that from scratching your chin hairs.

    those chin hairs are pretty awful, but how many of you dudes can say you are clean shaven right now
    you hatin' on beards Bel? you better not be hatin' on beards
    (get well before Christmas you stupid bee)

    i been relaxin, cold is winding down :D

    and no way, beards are awesome

    Belruel on
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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    We had ours back in November. Diwali and such.

    Also my Christmas present to myself was installing Windows 7 pre-beta on my computer.

    Killjoy on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    you guys are odd. his spots aren't even that bad, you can get something that looks like that from scratching your chin hairs.

    those chin hairs are pretty awful, but how many of you dudes can say you are clean shaven right now
    you hatin' on beards Bel? you better not be hatin' on beards
    (get well before Christmas you stupid bee)

    i been relaxin, cold is winding down :D

    and no way, beards are awesome
    very well, I'll call off the assassins

    for now

    Druhim on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    haha dru please tell me you are not growing a beard

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    haha dru please tell me you are not growing a beard
    what
    dude
    I had this beard back during PAX
    I just keep it closely trimmed so it's quite short

    Druhim on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    there has to be a secret to growing a beard

    like

    rubbing your face on things

    on a llama?

    on an oak tree?

    on a bear?

    on bel?

    Faricazy on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    aside from the fact that I'm obviously not a black dude, and my beard is actually trimmed tighter than this (in other words it covers less of my face), this is about how long it is:

    the_beard.jpg

    Druhim on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    haha dru please tell me you are not growing a beard
    what
    dude
    I had this beard back during PAX
    I just keep it closely trimmed so it's quite short

    i must not have noticed it

    i'm not sure if that's a good thing or not

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what dru

    you're too good or sumthin to be black?

    Faricazy on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    what dru

    you're too good or sumthin to be black?

    he's a complicated man

    Nuzak on
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    there has to be a secret to growing a beard

    like

    rubbing your face on things

    on a llama?

    on an oak tree?

    on a bear?

    on bel?

    Aren't you Russian? I'm pretty sure your beard is coming. From miles and miles away, building up momentum. The scrub you've got right now is the bit where all the water in the ocean drains away from the shoreline before the tsunami.

    Jedoc on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    haha dru please tell me you are not growing a beard
    what
    dude
    I had this beard back during PAX
    I just keep it closely trimmed so it's quite short

    i must not have noticed it

    i'm not sure if that's a good thing or not
    no big
    I remember in high school, a friend that I saw daily suddenly commented on my "new" beard that I'd had for 3 months
    and it's not because it's some wispy ass beard like so many of the guys on here grow, it's about as dense as the beard in the photo I posted, just lighter brown with blond and red accents

    alternatively, my gorgeous blue eyes captivated you and kept you from noticing my beard

    Druhim on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    there has to be a secret to growing a beard

    like

    rubbing your face on things

    on a llama?

    on an oak tree?

    on a bear?

    on bel?

    Aren't you Russian? I'm pretty sure your beard is coming. From miles and miles away, building up momentum. The scrub you've got right now is the bit where all the water in the ocean drains away from the shoreline before the tsunami.
    when my dad sported a beard, it was more or less orange

    compared to his dark hair

    that is pretty cool, my hair used to have a noticeable red tinge, now it is mostly dark with still reflects reddish when the sun catches it right.

    Faricazy on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    ok, I just looked at a pic of me from PAX and realized that I had actually recently shaved and it looks like I was only two or three days into growing it back so I'm a liar

    Druhim on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    ha!

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    curses!

    Druhim on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sal wrote: »
    I got $10

    I had asked my parents to surprise me
    "Surprise, we're not hoarding our money!"

    see, it's funny because of jews.

    Callius on
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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    hey guys, let's play a rousing game of

    What the fuck is Kwanzaa?

    Zombiemambo on
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    hey guys, let's play a rousing game of

    What the fuck is Kwanzaa?

    okay I'll start

    what the fuck is Kwanzaa?

    YaYa on
  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    What the fuck is Kwanzaa?

    Sal on
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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kwanzaa is a week-long holiday celebrated throughout the world, honoring African heritage, marked by participants lighting a kinara.

    thorgot on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    what the fuck is a kinara?

    Druhim on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what fucking african heritage?

    Faricazy on
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    what the fuck is a kinara?

    And Dru takes us into Round 2 with a commanding lead.

    Jedoc on
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