Too many, too much

I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
I was just in my kitchen, feeling particularly ravenous

I open my freezer and see Bagel Bites.

I look at my clock and the clock flashes 11:54 P.M.

It is not mornin', it is not evenin', it is not supper time.

But pizza's on a bagel.

And I can eat pizza anytime.

I unwrap them, and begin to place them on my paper plate in an orderly fashion.

I get to thirteen, and there is only one left in the box.

There is no room on my plate

I think to myself "Maybe it is a sign that I should not eat this many bagel bites. Maybe it is god keeping me from doing harm to myself."

Then I see a spot I can wedge it in and perish the though.

They just dinged, this is going to be delicious.

Talk about indulgences, SE++

Guilty pleasures or the greed of the catholic church, your choice.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i love and hate hot pockets

    i just straight up love pizza rolls

    mmm...crispy pizza rolls...

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fatty

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You are about to die.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, you're going to die. You're going to eat an entire carton of horrible food, trip balls, fly over a technicolor ocean, and then wake up in a French colonial mansion with an obelisk standing over you.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My Bagel Bites come on microwavable trays. It's pretty nifty.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Chicken Nuggets

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Too much
    Too many people
    Too much
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    Too much
    Too many people
    Too much

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Not gonna lie this is really good

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    alcohol

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Also this is now my birthday thread

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sometimes i have too much sex with too many good looking women

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYAN

    YOU'RE GONNA DIE BEFORE ME

    :D

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I bought a sandwich the other day. It was pre-packed at the sandwich shop, and I was in a hurry, so I didn't notice it was filled with Bacon, Turkey, and Cheese. It shouldn't have worked, but it was the best sandwich ever. I want another one, but I'm frightened to ask them to make one incase they call the police.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    you know you'll do this now and then you'll do it maybe two more times and then you'll never want a 'bagel bite' again

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Also also hi SOTAR :D

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYAN

    YOU'RE GONNA DIE BEFORE ME

    :D

    not if I have anything to say about it

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MOTHER FUCKING PIZZA BAGELS

    PIZZA HOT POCKETS

    AND PIZZA ROLLS

    AND CELESTE PIZZAS

    SO GOOOD

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck and you're not even that far from me.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Veretas wish me a happy birthday fagbutt

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    FUCKING HICCUPS GODDAMIT

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    my only regret is that i have boneitis

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    HOT POCKET, BOILING LAVA HOT PLEASE

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    BAGEL BITES OWN DON'T HATE ON THE BITES

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    I generally eat pretty healthy, but every once in a blue moon I'll fall off the wagon and buy a box of Boo-Berry and polish it off.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008

    It is not mornin', it is not evenin', it is not supper time.

    But pizza's on a bagel.

    And I can eat pizza anytime.

    this tickles me, good show

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've never had boo berry but it sounds owni

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I generally eat pretty healthy, but every once in a blue moon I'll fall off the wagon and buy a box of Boo-Berry and polish it off.
    my target had booberry and frankenberry on sale, $2 a box. i hadnt seen either of those in years before then and assumed it was a limited-time thing

    i must have bought a dozen or so boxes over two weeks and finished them all. and of course, they disappeared after not too long and never reappeared

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i am eating some of these guys, they are pretty tasty

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    i am eating some of these guys, they are pretty tasty

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    I want 8 of those

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  • manaleak34manaleak34 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have phases when it comes to microwaved snacks. Currently it is at the Jalapeno Poppers phase, also taquitos sometimes.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Houk wrote: »
    I generally eat pretty healthy, but every once in a blue moon I'll fall off the wagon and buy a box of Boo-Berry and polish it off.
    my target had booberry and frankenberry on sale, $2 a box. i hadnt seen either of those in years before then and assumed it was a limited-time thing

    i must have bought a dozen or so boxes over two weeks and finished them all. and of course, they disappeared after not too long and never reappeared

    Oh man, I went through a similar period when I lived in Salt Lake City. The Wal-Mart close to my house had that stuff on sale all the time. I think Booberry/Frankenberry/CountChocula became a comfort food of sorts for a while there.

    It's surprising I survived without acquiring Type-II Beetus.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Houk wrote: »
    I generally eat pretty healthy, but every once in a blue moon I'll fall off the wagon and buy a box of Boo-Berry and polish it off.
    my target had booberry and frankenberry on sale, $2 a box. i hadnt seen either of those in years before then and assumed it was a limited-time thing

    i must have bought a dozen or so boxes over two weeks and finished them all. and of course, they disappeared after not too long and never reappeared

    Oh man, I went through a similar period when I lived in Salt Lake City. The Wal-Mart close to my house had that stuff on sale all the time. I think Booberry/Frankenberry/CountChocula became a comfort food of sorts for a while there.

    It's surprising I survived without acquiring Type-II Beetus.
    yup. ive tried to cut sugary stuff out of my diet mostly, but i have a feeling im still a severe beetus risk for all the shit i pumped through my system in high school/college

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    i am eating some of these guys, they are pretty tasty

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    I want 8 of those

    they are so decadent

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I miss Bagel Bites and Pizza Rolls and Spaghetti-O's.

    It is entirely too easy to get fat while living on a college student's budget and time constraints in the US.

    I also abhor American chocolate. I don't know why, I just don't like the stuff very much.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Chicken Nuggets dudes
    seriously

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    i am eating some of these guys, they are pretty tasty

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    Yes, they're very delicious.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm listening to I Don't Feel Like Dancin' at 3:45am rather than sleeping.

    BUT I CAN'T STOP!

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm listening to Q-Tip

    His name owns

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm listening to mgmt.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I am listening to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

    though I'm going to change it when I go to bed

    I don't know to what though

    what should i listen to while i sleep?

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