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Bendery It Like Beckham
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I had this dream last night, where I was being chased by zombies last night. And I ended up getting tied up by what seemed to be a Femdom zombie. I was strung to this crazy contraption, and she was about to do something with what looked like a baseball bat.
Then i woke up and I had to poop.
I had this dream last night, where I was being chased by zombies last night. And I ended up getting tied up by what seemed to be a Femdom zombie. I was strung to this crazy contraption, and she was about to do something with what looked like a baseball bat.
Then i woke up and I had to poop.
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YOU ARE GAY
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I had an AWESOME dream!
Everything is phallic if you try hard enough.
Belladonna proves this.
It was weird in that after hitting the ground I lay motionless with a broken spine for a while.
Just lying there in a panic.
Then I woke up in a cold sweat.
I did not know what to do
I sat on the grass
scratching my ass
oh what am I to do
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All of my dreams are basically terrible fanfiction at this point.
He was living with Method Man, Snoop Dogg and some other hood fellows who called him "Uncle Faggot"
he asked me if I was a gay bisexual
I don't even know what that means!
Later, I was on trial for blowing up a Porsche with one of the sticky nades from Halo 3. My defense involved a 360 controller and showing how I could have accidentally pressed the left trigger quite easily.
I think Jedoc was there too
but then someone said "You are not wearing pants!"
I was not wearing pants!
I realized I needed to buy pants, people might see me at the mall
But no stores were selling pants.
unless they guest star and have hot makeouts with the dreamer I guess
I have been yelled at for things "I" did in other people's dreams.
I'm such an awful materialist
That was confidential
Oh no!
It's all happening again!
goto 10
This is important because I never dream about sex.
And yea, LSD is pretty much like dreaming while being awake.
It was less than terrible, infact, it was a great dream, but the aftermath was awful.
One night I went to the park with a girl and got drunk, we were just talking, and I was getting a little too drunk. We talked and basically it was going well.
Then kissing came up. So we kissed.
Then I woke up in bed, very dishevelled and there puke on the floor. I kissed her, then woke up. (durrhurr and then you woke up)
I didn't know if we'd actually kissed, I didn't know how I got home, and basically I freaked out a little.
Apparently, after two rung out calls, I finally got ahold of her, (these calls being spaced pretty far apart) She said I was funny and got home without any help from her. Kissing never came up, so I can assume it didn't happen, but I was pretty damn releived.
Remember that episode of futurama where leela gets stung by a bee?
Yeah, i've had dreams like that. A couple weeks ago i had a dream with no less than 12 false awakenings. Complete with, 'Wake up, oh shit, I'm in hell apparently, wake up, oh good, I'm no longer in hell, wake up, SHIT! BACK IN HELL!'
It was a fairly unsettling dream. I didn't go back to sleep.
Mine was really messed up. It involved the end of the world, waking up in bed, going "that was weird. Really weird.", walking out the door to see everyone else in the dream standing around, realizing we were all dead and this was the afterlife, and then going "This is messed up, I just woke up." and then realizing it was a dream and it then became completely lucid for about 30 seconds, before I spiralled back into my own strange craziness.
I dreamed about an assembly line run by the Joker, where people were being turned into chickens.
We should have a dream crossover.
My alarm clock is a radio and I was late to school by like 2 hours
the road outside of our house had sunk under like 10 feet of water, and i was on the opposite side from the house
so i decide to swim across, all the while knowing that there is something under the water. so im swimming and in the dream i can see this egg on the bottom break open and this thing swim out
it was kind of like the queen alien and that one fish that chased after Marlin and Dory in Finding Nemo, the kind with the glowing thing on its head
so i know this thing is swimming up after me to eat me, and im swimming as hard and as fast as i can. i barely make it to the other side with this thing nipping at my heels and i think its safe
until it starts to crawl up out of the water and i watch as it learns to use its legs and chase after me
i climb this big tree off of our porch as it jumps up and trys to get me
and thats when i scared myself enough to wake up
Joker was there but I didn't hear his plan so it could have been the same one. He just shot someone in the face and Batman leapt from the top of a stairwell and beat him up.
Water things are the worst.
I remember when I was a kid and first read Lord of the Rings, the watcher in the water was the scariest thing ever.
My worst dream was the dream I had when I was 12 after watching the original Dawn of the Dead.
In it my entire family turned into zombies and after chasing me through the house I managed to get and load the shotgun, and out in the driveway under the streetlight I shot them all in the head as they stalked toward me. The worst one was when I had to shoot my 7 year old brother in the face.
Woke up crying that time, hoo boy.
And now you know why I loathe the undead.
I really wish I could learn how to lucid dream, but the times I have given it a shot I never got anywhere. Dream signs are hard for me because my dreams are usually so far removed from reality that anything seems acceptable.