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What if dream threads...

Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham HopelessRegistered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
Magically appeared?

I had this dream last night, where I was being chased by zombies last night. And I ended up getting tied up by what seemed to be a Femdom zombie. I was strung to this crazy contraption, and she was about to do something with what looked like a baseball bat.

Then i woke up and I had to poop.

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    dream threads are the worst threads.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I love you Bendery.
    Graves wrote: »
    I had a fucking weird dream last night.

    I bought a PSP2.

    And this thing didn't come in a box.

    It came in a tiered shelf like thing.

    It was taller than me, and the top tier had a cake.

    The next one down was a box shaped like pizza.

    Inside this box was the manual, the charger, all that jazz.

    The next one down was a box shaped like a personal pan pizza.

    Inside this box was a personal pan pizza.

    The next to tiers going down were both personal pan pizzas, without the boxes.

    And on the bottom was a box.

    When you lifted it, the PSP2 came up on a rotating platform.

    I was all "Hey that's cool" and I ate the pizzas.

    But that is all.

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    And then I woke up.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    THE BASEBALL BAT IS PHALLIC

    YOU ARE GAY

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dreams are like self insertion fanfics.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I had a dream

    I had an AWESOME dream!

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Robcham wrote: »
    THE BASEBALL BAT IS PHALLIC

    YOU ARE GAY

    Everything is phallic if you try hard enough.

    Belladonna proves this.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I had a dream that I was talking to my oldest niece in the kitchen, when she suddenly socked me in the chest really fucking hard, it made me fall over, which made me jump up in the bed.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I had a falling dream last month.

    It was weird in that after hitting the ground I lay motionless with a broken spine for a while.

    Just lying there in a panic.

    Then I woke up in a cold sweat.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I stepped on poo
    I did not know what to do
    I sat on the grass
    scratching my ass
    oh what am I to do

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I lucid dream all the time.

    All of my dreams are basically terrible fanfiction at this point.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I had a dream about Teefs recently

    He was living with Method Man, Snoop Dogg and some other hood fellows who called him "Uncle Faggot"

    he asked me if I was a gay bisexual

    I don't even know what that means!

    Later, I was on trial for blowing up a Porsche with one of the sticky nades from Halo 3. My defense involved a 360 controller and showing how I could have accidentally pressed the left trigger quite easily.

    I think Jedoc was there too

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I dreamed I was in a mall

    but then someone said "You are not wearing pants!"

    I was not wearing pants!

    I realized I needed to buy pants, people might see me at the mall

    But no stores were selling pants.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    dream threads just make me realize that no one cares about anyone else's dreams, no matter how weird or awesome they are

    unless they guest star and have hot makeouts with the dreamer I guess

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    10

    I have been yelled at for things "I" did in other people's dreams.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    All my dreams are about me buying lots of things and then waking up disappointed that I have no fucking money

    I'm such an awful materialist

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Don't be a dick in other peoples dreams

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Look, if you have a dream about me pissing in your mouth, it ain't my fault.

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You weren't supposed to say anything

    That was confidential

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hey, you're just dreaming this too.

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    that's a relief

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Now if you could just close your eyes and open your mouth for a minute.

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well, you seem like a nice enough guy. I think I can trust you-


    Oh no!

    It's all happening again!

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This is going to be one of those dreams where you think you woke up, but you didn't really.


    goto 10

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    False awakenings are actually a really weird thing. I've only one before, but it was confusing and quickly became one of those things you want to tell friends about and are super excited about it until you realize that they won't care.

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    my dream had Batman in it, no one's beating mine.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I recently had a dream about sex. Foreplay, actually.

    This is important because I never dream about sex.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I had the opposite happen once. I was woken up, but dream-like shit was still going on. Only lasted about 30 seconds, but I imagine it was like being on lsd.

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    An interesting thing is when you wake up and some of your higher mental functions haven't kicked in yet. Sometimes I'll look at my clock and the digits will appear as garbled messed up symbols, completely incomprehensible for a bit.

    And yea, LSD is pretty much like dreaming while being awake.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My worst dream?
    It was less than terrible, infact, it was a great dream, but the aftermath was awful.

    One night I went to the park with a girl and got drunk, we were just talking, and I was getting a little too drunk. We talked and basically it was going well.

    Then kissing came up. So we kissed.

    Then I woke up in bed, very dishevelled and there puke on the floor. I kissed her, then woke up. (durrhurr and then you woke up)

    I didn't know if we'd actually kissed, I didn't know how I got home, and basically I freaked out a little.

    Apparently, after two rung out calls, I finally got ahold of her, (these calls being spaced pretty far apart) She said I was funny and got home without any help from her. Kissing never came up, so I can assume it didn't happen, but I was pretty damn releived.

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Davoid wrote: »
    False awakenings are actually a really weird thing. I've only one before, but it was confusing and quickly became one of those things you want to tell friends about and are super excited about it until you realize that they won't care.

    Remember that episode of futurama where leela gets stung by a bee?

    Yeah, i've had dreams like that. A couple weeks ago i had a dream with no less than 12 false awakenings. Complete with, 'Wake up, oh shit, I'm in hell apparently, wake up, oh good, I'm no longer in hell, wake up, SHIT! BACK IN HELL!'

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    By far the weirdest dream I've ever had was one where I had found out I had terminal cancer, and I drove all around finding all my friends and telling them that I had less than a week to live. It ended up with me at this house on this hill where my gradeschool friends (brothers) lived, sitting amongst the dead grasses and basalt stones that make up the desert hills in Eastern Washington, watching the horizon. Down beneath me I see a scorpion crawling along and I say "fuck it" and hold down my hand until he stings it a few times. My arm went numb and when I woke up I was sleeping on my arm and it was completely dead.

    It was a fairly unsettling dream. I didn't go back to sleep.

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Davoid wrote: »
    False awakenings are actually a really weird thing. I've only one before, but it was confusing and quickly became one of those things you want to tell friends about and are super excited about it until you realize that they won't care.

    Remember that episode of futurama where leela gets stung by a bee?

    Yeah, i've had dreams like that. A couple weeks ago i had a dream with no less than 12 false awakenings. Complete with, 'Wake up, oh shit, I'm in hell apparently, wake up, oh good, I'm no longer in hell, wake up, SHIT! BACK IN HELL!'

    Mine was really messed up. It involved the end of the world, waking up in bed, going "that was weird. Really weird.", walking out the door to see everyone else in the dream standing around, realizing we were all dead and this was the afterlife, and then going "This is messed up, I just woke up." and then realizing it was a dream and it then became completely lucid for about 30 seconds, before I spiralled back into my own strange craziness.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    my dream had Batman in it, no one's beating mine.

    I dreamed about an assembly line run by the Joker, where people were being turned into chickens.

    We should have a dream crossover.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I had a dream where the radio came on in the dream.

    My alarm clock is a radio and I was late to school by like 2 hours

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i still remember the scariest dream i ever had, and its from when i was about 6 or so

    the road outside of our house had sunk under like 10 feet of water, and i was on the opposite side from the house

    so i decide to swim across, all the while knowing that there is something under the water. so im swimming and in the dream i can see this egg on the bottom break open and this thing swim out

    it was kind of like the queen alien and that one fish that chased after Marlin and Dory in Finding Nemo, the kind with the glowing thing on its head

    so i know this thing is swimming up after me to eat me, and im swimming as hard and as fast as i can. i barely make it to the other side with this thing nipping at my heels and i think its safe

    until it starts to crawl up out of the water and i watch as it learns to use its legs and chase after me

    i climb this big tree off of our porch as it jumps up and trys to get me

    and thats when i scared myself enough to wake up

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    my dream had Batman in it, no one's beating mine.

    I dreamed about an assembly line run by the Joker, where people were being turned into chickens.

    We should have a dream crossover.

    Joker was there but I didn't hear his plan so it could have been the same one. He just shot someone in the face and Batman leapt from the top of a stairwell and beat him up.

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i still remember the scariest dream i ever had, and its from when i was about 6 or so

    the road outside of our house had sunk under like 10 feet of water, and i was on the opposite side from the house

    so i decide to swim across, all the while knowing that there is something under the water. so im swimming and in the dream i can see this egg on the bottom break open and this thing swim out

    it was kind of like the queen alien and that one fish that chased after Marlin and Dory in Finding Nemo, the kind with the glowing thing on its head

    so i know this thing is swimming up after me to eat me, and im swimming as hard and as fast as i can. i barely make it to the other side with this thing nipping at my heels and i think its safe

    until it starts to crawl up out of the water and i watch as it learns to use its legs and chase after me

    i climb this big tree off of our porch as it jumps up and trys to get me

    and thats when i scared myself enough to wake up

    Water things are the worst.

    I remember when I was a kid and first read Lord of the Rings, the watcher in the water was the scariest thing ever.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've told this story before, but eh, fuck it.

    My worst dream was the dream I had when I was 12 after watching the original Dawn of the Dead.

    In it my entire family turned into zombies and after chasing me through the house I managed to get and load the shotgun, and out in the driveway under the streetlight I shot them all in the head as they stalked toward me. The worst one was when I had to shoot my 7 year old brother in the face.

    Woke up crying that time, hoo boy.

    And now you know why I loathe the undead.

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    VicVic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sometimes I wake with a start and my whole body kind of spasm a little. I did this yesterday, and as I did I somehow managed to make my right calf cramp up completely. Several seconds of bewilderment and agony later I managed to get it to die down but my leg was fucked up the rest of the day.

    I really wish I could learn how to lucid dream, but the times I have given it a shot I never got anywhere. Dream signs are hard for me because my dreams are usually so far removed from reality that anything seems acceptable.

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