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I've got a big goddamn pile of candy

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
You know, I fucking hate everything about christmas except the candy

I am preparing to eat stocking stuffers of every persuasion, marshmallow santa clauses, sour skittles, a big sack of regular skittles

What sort of tooth-rotting diabetes inducing sugar products did you unhealthy faggots get

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    fuck you christmas is awesome

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Untold amounts of hard candies, chocolates and various sweets. Well, not untold, but fucking heaps at any rate.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hello Rank I made it to work today.

    First time since Wednesday last week.

    Snow is expensive (lost work hours)

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rank and weaver both get red cards for being penises

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My penis is awesome

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Just you know, since you brought it up.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    I brought Lindsay in to work today and it was pretty okay on the roads, a little sketchy but way better than before

    until we got to her parking lot

    got stuck so many fucking times trying to get in and out of that fucking god awful hell-hole

    I hope they get a plow through there or something by 4 pm today, because christ this slushy fucking rut-fest that has become all the side streets and parking lots is madness

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    My penis is awesome

    but is it in good spirits

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    dude pack all the candy in a tight bowl and smoke that shit son

    420 smoke skittles erryday




    christmas is awesome, live with it

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rachel dropped me off at the P&R this morning and I had to switch seats with her to get her un-high centered on those ice ruts

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    it's in the best spirits weaver can afford

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    My penis is awesome

    but is it in good spirits

    Like is it sitting in a glass of scotch because that sounds kind of odd

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    My penis is awesome

    but is it in good spirits

    Like is it sitting in a glass of scotch because that sounds kind of odd

    oh like youve never dipped your cock in a glass of scotch before

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    My penis is awesome

    but is it in good spirits

    Like is it sitting in a glass of scotch because that sounds kind of odd

    oh like youve never dipped your cock in a glass of scotch before

    Fucking stings.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    candy to penis in 5 posts good job crew

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  • iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Madness!? Sorry, I can't bring myself to finish that...

    My brother hit me with a metric shitton of Pez, in a stocking you could enter into a potato sack race.

    It was deliciously painful.

    Edit: I guess we're talking about penis now...

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    My penis is awesome

    but is it in good spirits

    Like is it sitting in a glass of scotch because that sounds kind of odd

    oh like youve never dipped your cock in a glass of scotch before

    Fucking Sting.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    candy to penis in 5 posts good job crew

    just doin' my job

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    candy to penis in 5 posts good job crew

    just doin' my job

    You're gonna rise right through this organization.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This is the first year my parents haven't put a piece of fruit at the bottom of my stocking

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    satsumas at christmas are awesome 8-)

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    fuck yeah satsumas

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  • Saint JusticeSaint Justice Mercenary Mah-vel Baybee!!!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    fuck you christmas is awesome

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    This is the first year my parents haven't put a piece of fruit at the bottom of my stocking

    your parents want you to get scurvy

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  • SkillazSkillaz __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    My penis is awesome

    but is it in good spirits

    Like is it sitting in a glass of scotch because that sounds kind of odd

    oh like youve never dipped your cock in a glass of scotch before

    Fucking Sting.

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    I hear he always has his penis in scotch.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    why do you think he's got that look on his face

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    its kind of a "meh, not bad." face

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  • SkillazSkillaz __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    He was using cheap scotch that day.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I miss those little calendars full of delicious chocolates

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  • iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    This is the first year my parents haven't put a piece of fruit at the bottom of my stocking

    your parents want you to get scurvy

    Man, I totally forgot that Gramma used to put an orange at the bottom. They always seemed to be extra tasty oranges too.

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    ...I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I miss those little calendars full of delicious chocolates
    you know you can get those for like a quarter today?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I miss those little calendars full of delicious chocolates
    you know you can get those for like a quarter today?

    Snap, where

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I miss those little calendars full of delicious chocolates
    you know you can get those for like a quarter today?

    Snap, where

    stores.

    stores that sell advent calendars.

    stores that sell advent calendars and are trying to unload them on the cheap after christmas.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm gonna go buy like six

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    more like Sadvent calendars
    or something

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cadvent

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Radvent calendars

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    madvent calendar

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Vlad-the-impaler-vent calendars
    I know, I know. Get off the stage.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I got an entire bag of dove chocolates this year.

    My body is going to hate me for eating them but goddamn they're so fucking addicting.

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