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A relationship with a girl has just started to get serious, and the issue of orgasm will come up fairly soon. Not having been in this situation many times, how do couples usually deal with the whole "fluids flying out of my penis" thing during a blowjob/handjob?
On a side note, this also works well during the whole sex thing. I've been told by my GF that the worst thing is when she's really super close and I finish. If you give her warning before you've hit the point of no return you can get an idea by her body movements if she'd love it if you'd hang on for a little while longer or is giving you the checkered flag.
(This thread could be a keeper all of PA H/A shares their "cum line")
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Many girls also find it very... exciting, for lack of a better term, when you tell them you're cumming. If she's close herself, that could push her over the edge.
If the concern is more "where do I cum?", that's something you should work out beforehand. If she's about to go down on you, ask her "Do you want me to get a kleenex ready?" It's a way to say "is it ok if I cum in your mouth?" that isn't going to be as offensive if the answer to the latter would be "no."
If it's a handjob, you can probably assume you need to have a kleenex or something similar ready.
Most chicks don't like it when you cum on their face.
It's best to let her know either by telling her or giving her a signal that you have discussed previously, such as squeezing her shoulder or something.
We need a "The once and future Sex thread" for H/A.
You know, with an FAQ, and room for people to ask questions if the answer isn't up there already.
I cant imagine that working.
The entire forum is pretty much full of all peoples sex anxieties as it is, trying to condense all the questions people have into an FAQ or single thread would be impossible. You wouldn't even think to put in a "Q: Where should I come?" for example.
A simple "I'm cumming" is good warning. I had the same problem when me and my girlfriend started playing around, near the end of the first time she was sucking me off I said "I'm comming" and she simply said "mmhmmm go ahead" and so I just let loose. I then reached for a tissue and by the time I turned back around she said "no thanks, its already gone ". Damn that was an awesome night.
You can always talk to her, if she's ready to put your penis in her mouth she's ready to talk about your penis in her mouth. Also, as an added bonus, talking about sexual things with your lady friend can be a big turn on :winky:
While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.
I pulled an Angry Dragon on that slut I hooked up with last night.
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And definatly DO NOT put your hands on the back of her head.
Under any circumstances.
I know you want to, and it's like a natural reaction, but don't.
Seriously.
Depends on the girl, mate. I was with one that didn't mind.
As for the etiquette: go for the eye. She'll love it.
Seriously, you can't ask a question like this here. Some like to swallow, some like it all over there breasts some like it on their face, some don't care where it is, and some don't want it anywhere else except inside a condom.
what's the rule on kissing afterwards? as in if i come in her mouth and she swallows/spits out...can i kiss her after or is that "gay"
Well, "gay" denotes homosexual intercourse, or the lifestyle of homosexual intercourse, with another man. Since there are no other men involved, and indeed there are no other men's ejactulates involved, and there is also a real-life woman involved with whom you are intimate with... I would say that kissing her after coming in her mouth is fairly straight.
My EX liked it all over her boobs. One time it shot onto her face and...this sounds REALLY bad but in my mind I thought "Boom Headshot".
My current GF said never on her boobs again.
So, just talk to her. See what she wants.
As for kissing afterwards, it's not gay. at first I was like "ew" but I had went ahead and did it without thinking and it clicked in my head that, holy shit i didn't even taste anything. So then to me it became nothing unusual to kiss after oral.
Now if you kiss her while the cum is still in her mouth, then...yeah I guess that could be gay. Sort of. More gross then gay though.
I'm pretty sure 'gay' would be, right after kissing her, going out and sucking off the next five guys you see. It's certainly not something I want to hear over beer and pizza when I ask, 'hey, how'd your date go?' but if it doesn't bother you, and it doesn't bother her, and we don't need to hear about it, it's fine.
I always kiss my girlfriend afterwards... I've only ever gotten a small taste of my own stuff afterwards, but more often then not all I can taste is her.
On a slightly diffrent topic she always kisses me after I go down on her. She never has a problem tasting herself on my toung and lips... also it's a turn on to me :winky:
Much like first person shooters (heh...), it's all the same, but every girl is a little different. General advice is good, but you can't play Serious Sam the same way you play Half-Life the same way you play F.E.A.R.
The best advice is DON'T LISTEN TO US AND TALK TO YOUR GF. She can give you far more specific advice on how to play the game than we can. I'd ask "Hey, do you mind if I ____." That way, while "playing the game," I'll know what do do and won't have to keep hitting the pause button to find out.
I've had ex's who don't care. I've had ex's who knew when I was about to and would act accordingly. I've had ex's who wanted me to let them know or do something different (ie. rather than in my mouth, how about on my face and then take pictures?).
Talk to the GF. It might not be as awkward of a conversation as you think.
Oh, and I don't kiss afterwards. That's my personal thing. I know guys who don't care at all. It's all up to you.
what's the rule on kissing afterwards? as in if i come in her mouth and she swallows/spits out...can i kiss her after or is that "gay"
If you are serious here, you should dump her right now.
Seriously though, that is the kind of thing an asshole jock will say is 'gay' because they don't know what 'gay' is, and think that you being 'gay' means 'will bang me in the ass if I drop the soap.'
Think about it. Would you want her to recoil in disgust if you went to kiss her after going down on her?
If she's swallowed it, or spat it, it's not in there any more. Do you worry about sticking your dick, or face in her vagina even though piss has come out of it before? Do you worry about the food she's eaten that day being in her mouth because omg you don't like Chinese food?
what's the rule, was a more of a general question, i didn't expect there to be a "rule"
and i should have said "gross" instead of gay, i have no problem kissing her after but i don't want to taste myself, will I taste myself would have been a better question there.
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If you're prone to copious amounts, let her know ahead of time too.
I suppose it sounds better than my usual, "BOOM! Headshot!".
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I jest, of course.
It's better when it's a surprise!
Of course, sometimes they may not get the reference, or possibly worse, they may get the reference.
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Yeah, just say it. It's not like they don't expect it.
Chicks dig that, mate.
I just say it. That excites the shit out of some girls.
"Oh baby you're about to make me cum" works well.
On a side note, this also works well during the whole sex thing. I've been told by my GF that the worst thing is when she's really super close and I finish. If you give her warning before you've hit the point of no return you can get an idea by her body movements if she'd love it if you'd hang on for a little while longer or is giving you the checkered flag.
(This thread could be a keeper all of PA H/A shares their "cum line")
If the concern is more "where do I cum?", that's something you should work out beforehand. If she's about to go down on you, ask her "Do you want me to get a kleenex ready?" It's a way to say "is it ok if I cum in your mouth?" that isn't going to be as offensive if the answer to the latter would be "no."
If it's a handjob, you can probably assume you need to have a kleenex or something similar ready.
You know, with an FAQ, and room for people to ask questions if the answer isn't up there already.
It's best to let her know either by telling her or giving her a signal that you have discussed previously, such as squeezing her shoulder or something.
Perhaps the OP could tell us what they were referring to.
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I cant imagine that working.
The entire forum is pretty much full of all peoples sex anxieties as it is, trying to condense all the questions people have into an FAQ or single thread would be impossible. You wouldn't even think to put in a "Q: Where should I come?" for example.
You can always talk to her, if she's ready to put your penis in her mouth she's ready to talk about your penis in her mouth. Also, as an added bonus, talking about sexual things with your lady friend can be a big turn on :winky:
And definatly DO NOT put your hands on the back of her head.
Under any circumstances.
I know you want to, and it's like a natural reaction, but don't.
Seriously.
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I actually worked at work on Saturday. Also I went out on a date with a real life girl.
Can you like, permanently break the forums?
As for the etiquette: go for the eye. She'll love it.
Seriously, you can't ask a question like this here. Some like to swallow, some like it all over there breasts some like it on their face, some don't care where it is, and some don't want it anywhere else except inside a condom.
Talk to her.
That's been my rule of thumb. Let them know it's about to occur and let them do what they wish.
damn it
are you fine with it? does she have any problems with it? then, shit, i think you're in the clear.
it's not gay... it's nasty IMO, but that is no where near gay.
Man, I never had a problem with it, I could never taste it.
Don't forget to follow it up with a SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!
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My current GF said never on her boobs again.
So, just talk to her. See what she wants.
As for kissing afterwards, it's not gay. at first I was like "ew" but I had went ahead and did it without thinking and it clicked in my head that, holy shit i didn't even taste anything. So then to me it became nothing unusual to kiss after oral.
Now if you kiss her while the cum is still in her mouth, then...yeah I guess that could be gay. Sort of. More gross then gay though.
On a slightly diffrent topic she always kisses me after I go down on her. She never has a problem tasting herself on my toung and lips... also it's a turn on to me :winky:
The best advice is DON'T LISTEN TO US AND TALK TO YOUR GF. She can give you far more specific advice on how to play the game than we can. I'd ask "Hey, do you mind if I ____." That way, while "playing the game," I'll know what do do and won't have to keep hitting the pause button to find out.
I've had ex's who don't care. I've had ex's who knew when I was about to and would act accordingly. I've had ex's who wanted me to let them know or do something different (ie. rather than in my mouth, how about on my face and then take pictures?).
Talk to the GF. It might not be as awkward of a conversation as you think.
Oh, and I don't kiss afterwards. That's my personal thing. I know guys who don't care at all. It's all up to you.
Asking during the action is also a great idea. My GF finds it hot when I ask to go on her chest. But it varies from woman to woman. ASK!
AS for kissing. If you don't want the taste in your mouth, keep some gum handy. It works for me...
Your chest? Face? The potted plant? Goldfish bowl? In your sock drawer?
Have her make it a surprise, if you have to run to get there, she'll enjoy it more.
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If you are serious here, you should dump her right now.
Seriously though, that is the kind of thing an asshole jock will say is 'gay' because they don't know what 'gay' is, and think that you being 'gay' means 'will bang me in the ass if I drop the soap.'
Think about it. Would you want her to recoil in disgust if you went to kiss her after going down on her?
If she's swallowed it, or spat it, it's not in there any more. Do you worry about sticking your dick, or face in her vagina even though piss has come out of it before? Do you worry about the food she's eaten that day being in her mouth because omg you don't like Chinese food?
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and i should have said "gross" instead of gay, i have no problem kissing her after but i don't want to taste myself, will I taste myself would have been a better question there.