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Ejaculatory etiquette with girls

sirSolariussirSolarius Registered User regular
edited November 2006 in Help / Advice Forum
A relationship with a girl has just started to get serious, and the issue of orgasm will come up fairly soon. Not having been in this situation many times, how do couples usually deal with the whole "fluids flying out of my penis" thing during a blowjob/handjob?

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  • powersspowerss Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Just always let her know. I know it doesn't sound sexy, but the always ready "I'm cumming."

    If you're prone to copious amounts, let her know ahead of time too.

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  • ecchiecchi Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    powerss wrote:
    it doesn't sound sexy
    It totally does.

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  • SceptreSceptre Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    powerss wrote:
    Just always let her know. I know it doesn't sound sexy, but the always ready "I'm cumming."

    I suppose it sounds better than my usual, "BOOM! Headshot!".

    ...


    I jest, of course.


    It's better when it's a surprise!

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  • Fantastication2Fantastication2 Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!

    Of course, sometimes they may not get the reference, or possibly worse, they may get the reference.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    powerss wrote:
    Just always let her know. I know it doesn't sound sexy, but the always ready "I'm cumming."

    Yeah, just say it. It's not like they don't expect it.

    Doc on
  • Ilya of LokysIlya of Lokys Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Just yell BOOM SHAKA-LAKA! as loud as you can.

    Chicks dig that, mate.

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  • Kewop DecamKewop Decam Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Just yell BOOM SHAKA-LAKA! as loud as you can.

    Chicks dig that, mate.

    :lol:

    I just say it. That excites the shit out of some girls.

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  • EverywhereasignEverywhereasign Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    SHAAAZAAM!

    "Oh baby you're about to make me cum" works well.

    On a side note, this also works well during the whole sex thing. I've been told by my GF that the worst thing is when she's really super close and I finish. If you give her warning before you've hit the point of no return you can get an idea by her body movements if she'd love it if you'd hang on for a little while longer or is giving you the checkered flag.

    (This thread could be a keeper all of PA H/A shares their "cum line")

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  • Zul the ConquerorZul the Conqueror Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Many girls also find it very... exciting, for lack of a better term, when you tell them you're cumming. If she's close herself, that could push her over the edge.

    If the concern is more "where do I cum?", that's something you should work out beforehand. If she's about to go down on you, ask her "Do you want me to get a kleenex ready?" It's a way to say "is it ok if I cum in your mouth?" that isn't going to be as offensive if the answer to the latter would be "no."

    If it's a handjob, you can probably assume you need to have a kleenex or something similar ready.

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  • PorkChopSandwichesPorkChopSandwiches Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I scream "Here comes the gravy train!" and make train whistles noises.

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  • Captain VashCaptain Vash Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    We need a "The once and future Sex thread" for H/A.

    You know, with an FAQ, and room for people to ask questions if the answer isn't up there already.

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  • FellhandFellhand Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Most chicks don't like it when you cum on their face.

    It's best to let her know either by telling her or giving her a signal that you have discussed previously, such as squeezing her shoulder or something.

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  • DynamiteKidDynamiteKid Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I thought from the title that this was about spitting or swallowing, and there's about eight different interprations, as we've seen.

    Perhaps the OP could tell us what they were referring to.

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  • JeedanJeedan Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    We need a "The once and future Sex thread" for H/A.

    You know, with an FAQ, and room for people to ask questions if the answer isn't up there already.

    I cant imagine that working.

    The entire forum is pretty much full of all peoples sex anxieties as it is, trying to condense all the questions people have into an FAQ or single thread would be impossible. You wouldn't even think to put in a "Q: Where should I come?" for example.

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  • Cptn PantsCptn Pants Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    A simple "I'm cumming" is good warning. I had the same problem when me and my girlfriend started playing around, near the end of the first time she was sucking me off I said "I'm comming" and she simply said "mmhmmm go ahead" and so I just let loose. I then reached for a tissue and by the time I turned back around she said "no thanks, its already gone ;)". Damn that was an awesome night.

    You can always talk to her, if she's ready to put your penis in her mouth she's ready to talk about your penis in her mouth. Also, as an added bonus, talking about sexual things with your lady friend can be a big turn on :winky:

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  • Chop LogicChop Logic Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Yeah just tell her.

    And definatly DO NOT put your hands on the back of her head.

    Under any circumstances.

    I know you want to, and it's like a natural reaction, but don't.

    Seriously.

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  • TroubledTomTroubledTom regular
    edited November 2006
    Angry Dragon

    While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.

    I pulled an Angry Dragon on that slut I hooked up with last night.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I always thought that was called a White Dragon.

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  • locomotivemanlocomotiveman Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I'd have a get away car ready with that last one, and remember when gagging most if not all people tend to bite down.

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  • VirumVirum Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Chop Logic wrote:
    Yeah just tell her.

    And definatly DO NOT put your hands on the back of her head.

    Under any circumstances.

    I know you want to, and it's like a natural reaction, but don't.

    Seriously.
    Depends on the girl, mate. I was with one that didn't mind.

    As for the etiquette: go for the eye. She'll love it.

    Seriously, you can't ask a question like this here. Some like to swallow, some like it all over there breasts some like it on their face, some don't care where it is, and some don't want it anywhere else except inside a condom.

    Talk to her.

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    A friend who is a girl once told me "I don't mind swallowing, but I don't like pop quizzes."

    That's been my rule of thumb. Let them know it's about to occur and let them do what they wish.

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  • leftrightleftright Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    what's the rule on kissing afterwards? as in if i come in her mouth and she swallows/spits out...can i kiss her after or is that "gay"

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    leftright wrote:
    what's the rule on kissing afterwards? as in if i come in her mouth and she swallows/spits out...can i kiss her after or is that "gay"
    Well, "gay" denotes homosexual intercourse, or the lifestyle of homosexual intercourse, with another man. Since there are no other men involved, and indeed there are no other men's ejactulates involved, and there is also a real-life woman involved with whom you are intimate with... I would say that kissing her after coming in her mouth is fairly straight.

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  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    leftright wrote:
    what's the rule on kissing afterwards? as in if i come in her mouth and she swallows/spits out...can i kiss her after or is that "gay"
    you cannot be fucking serious. the only concern there is whether it grosses you out to taste your own cum or not. There's no 'rule'.

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  • contrabandcontraband Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    leftright wrote:
    what's the rule on kissing afterwards? as in if i come in her mouth and she swallows/spits out...can i kiss her after or is that "gay"
    hell of gay, dude

    damn it

    are you fine with it? does she have any problems with it? then, shit, i think you're in the clear.

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  • Kewop DecamKewop Decam Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    contraband wrote:
    leftright wrote:
    what's the rule on kissing afterwards? as in if i come in her mouth and she swallows/spits out...can i kiss her after or is that "gay"
    hell of gay, dude

    damn it

    are you fine with it? does she have any problems with it? then, shit, i think you're in the clear.

    it's not gay... it's nasty IMO, but that is no where near gay.

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  • AndorienAndorien Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    contraband wrote:
    leftright wrote:
    what's the rule on kissing afterwards? as in if i come in her mouth and she swallows/spits out...can i kiss her after or is that "gay"
    hell of gay, dude

    damn it

    are you fine with it? does she have any problems with it? then, shit, i think you're in the clear.

    it's not gay... it's nasty IMO, but that is no where near gay.

    Man, I never had a problem with it, I could never taste it.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Just yell BOOM SHAKA-LAKA! as loud as you can.

    Chicks dig that, mate.

    :lol:

    I just say it. That excites the shit out of some girls.

    Don't forget to follow it up with a SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Totally gay, just like when you masturbate with your manly hands.

    Fortunately I get manicures and have delicate bone structure so I can remain straighter than a ruler.

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  • xxhennersxxxxhennersxx Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    My EX liked it all over her boobs. One time it shot onto her face and...this sounds REALLY bad but in my mind I thought "Boom Headshot".

    My current GF said never on her boobs again.

    So, just talk to her. See what she wants.

    As for kissing afterwards, it's not gay. at first I was like "ew" but I had went ahead and did it without thinking and it clicked in my head that, holy shit i didn't even taste anything. So then to me it became nothing unusual to kiss after oral.

    Now if you kiss her while the cum is still in her mouth, then...yeah I guess that could be gay. Sort of. More gross then gay though.

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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt Stepped in it Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I'm pretty sure 'gay' would be, right after kissing her, going out and sucking off the next five guys you see. It's certainly not something I want to hear over beer and pizza when I ask, 'hey, how'd your date go?' but if it doesn't bother you, and it doesn't bother her, and we don't need to hear about it, it's fine.

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  • Cptn PantsCptn Pants Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I always kiss my girlfriend afterwards... I've only ever gotten a small taste of my own stuff afterwards, but more often then not all I can taste is her.

    On a slightly diffrent topic she always kisses me after I go down on her. She never has a problem tasting herself on my toung and lips... also it's a turn on to me :winky:

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  • RaggaholicRaggaholic Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Much like first person shooters (heh...), it's all the same, but every girl is a little different. General advice is good, but you can't play Serious Sam the same way you play Half-Life the same way you play F.E.A.R.

    The best advice is DON'T LISTEN TO US AND TALK TO YOUR GF. She can give you far more specific advice on how to play the game than we can. I'd ask "Hey, do you mind if I ____." That way, while "playing the game," I'll know what do do and won't have to keep hitting the pause button to find out.

    I've had ex's who don't care. I've had ex's who knew when I was about to and would act accordingly. I've had ex's who wanted me to let them know or do something different (ie. rather than in my mouth, how about on my face and then take pictures?).

    Talk to the GF. It might not be as awkward of a conversation as you think.

    Oh, and I don't kiss afterwards. That's my personal thing. I know guys who don't care at all. It's all up to you.

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  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Yeah, I think talking to her would probably be the best course of action.

    Asking during the action is also a great idea. My GF finds it hot when I ask to go on her chest. But it varies from woman to woman. ASK!

    AS for kissing. If you don't want the taste in your mouth, keep some gum handy. It works for me...

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  • EverywhereasignEverywhereasign Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I'm pretty sure there was a comedian who said that the hottest thing a girl could do wasn't tell him "When" to cum, but "Where"

    Your chest? Face? The potted plant? Goldfish bowl? In your sock drawer?

    Have her make it a surprise, if you have to run to get there, she'll enjoy it more.

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  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I'm pretty sure there was a comedian who said that the hottest thing a girl could do wasn't tell him "When" to cum, but "Where"

    Your chest? Face? The potted plant? Goldfish bowl? In your sock drawer?

    Dave Chapelle.

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  • liquidloganliquidlogan Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I'm pretty sure there was a comedian who said that the hottest thing a girl could do wasn't tell him "When" to cum, but "Where"

    Your chest? Face? The potted plant? Goldfish bowl? In your sock drawer?

    Have her make it a surprise, if you have to run to get there, she'll enjoy it more.

    I'm sitting in my student lounge laughing my ass off thanks to you.

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  • NozzNozz Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I'm pretty sure there was a comedian who said that the hottest thing a girl could do wasn't tell him "When" to cum, but "Where"

    Your chest? Face? The potted plant? Goldfish bowl? In your sock drawer?

    Have her make it a surprise, if you have to run to get there, she'll enjoy it more.

    I'm sitting in my student lounge laughing my ass off thanks to you.

    Should be thanking Dave Chapelle

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  • DynamiteKidDynamiteKid Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    leftright wrote:
    what's the rule on kissing afterwards? as in if i come in her mouth and she swallows/spits out...can i kiss her after or is that "gay"

    If you are serious here, you should dump her right now.

    Seriously though, that is the kind of thing an asshole jock will say is 'gay' because they don't know what 'gay' is, and think that you being 'gay' means 'will bang me in the ass if I drop the soap.'

    Think about it. Would you want her to recoil in disgust if you went to kiss her after going down on her?

    If she's swallowed it, or spat it, it's not in there any more. Do you worry about sticking your dick, or face in her vagina even though piss has come out of it before? Do you worry about the food she's eaten that day being in her mouth because omg you don't like Chinese food?

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  • leftrightleftright Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    what's the rule, was a more of a general question, i didn't expect there to be a "rule"

    and i should have said "gross" instead of gay, i have no problem kissing her after but i don't want to taste myself, will I taste myself would have been a better question there.

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