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New years resolutions
Bjacobs
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I have no idea what my new years resolution will be, or if I will even have one. but I accoplished this years resolution.
My resolution was to (very vaugely) "read more" well I judged that on how many books i read and so far i've read 4x as many! by that i mean I read half a book last year, and I just finished my second book this year! woot!
Anyways, New years resolutions: discuss.
My resolution was to (very vaugely) "read more" well I judged that on how many books i read and so far i've read 4x as many! by that i mean I read half a book last year, and I just finished my second book this year! woot!
Anyways, New years resolutions: discuss.
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i dont wait on the start of a new year to make an improvement
Shootin' for the moon.
The Moriveth Resolution
hhahahah
Like crackedlens said, why wait for the year to fix something about yourself? And it is kind of arbitrary anyway. There is nothing new about the year. Just another day, just another week, month, year. It is not any more fresh than the last.
some people have trouble committing themselves to something right now, on the spot.
daaaaaaaaaaamn son
thatd be cool
If it looks like it won't come by midnight, just reach right in there and grab the sucker. I hear that works well.
I lol'd
I pretty much agree on the whole self improvement thing, why not just do it, but I play along anyways, just for funsies, which is why my resolutions are never very serious.
they actually make these big salad tong looking things to do just that!
I... I was joking
they usually only do it if the baby needs turned or gets stuck on the pelvic bone
I've got a great frame going on, I just need to work a bit more on getting some abs and bigger pecs and I think I am done. I mean, I'm already pretty sexy, but I hope 2009 will be the year of hot sexings/yiffs.
They're called Forceps yes.
My nephew was actually born on January first. After his mum was in labour for 35 hours or so.
they were about 10 minutes away from an emergency C-Section but they used that vacuum head sucking thing to pull him out and it didn't bind properly to his head and it cut a big gash into his unborn noggin.
He's cool though.
No brain damage.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
sometimes when they use the forceps or the vacuum it puts a big dent in the head that never comes out
I'm gonna say maybe and also there is something we need to discuss
Draw titties on TDOT.
i saw a documentary about this woman in some 3rd world country that had a miscarriage of a pregnancy on the outside of her uterus ( i forget they are called)
anyways, the body pretty much just calcified the fetus and kept it in place
so like 40 years later this lady still had a calcified dead baby in her
I nominate haunted uteruses diserves its own thread. it may be a better topic than slug sex. maybe.
They bust into the uterus with shotguns loaded with rock salt.
Oh god
those are scary all on their own. So...biological.
TLC has some of the best
check out "Half Man, Half Tree"
CUT YOUR FUCKING HAIR
Gah man fuck you. I had just gotten to the point where that image isn't burned into my subconscious.
edit: actually for some reason that one is somewhat less disturbing than another case of that I've seen.
Shiiiiit.
I guess I'll default to convincing my wife to let me stick it in her butt.
id post pictures but id probably get infracted