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New years resolutions

BjacobsBjacobs Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
I have no idea what my new years resolution will be, or if I will even have one. but I accoplished this years resolution.

My resolution was to (very vaugely) "read more" well I judged that on how many books i read and so far i've read 4x as many! by that i mean I read half a book last year, and I just finished my second book this year! woot!

Anyways, New years resolutions: discuss.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    my new year's resolution is to woo a desperate woman on an internet forum and take her back to my place for some akward conversation followed by mutually disappointing sex

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    if i want to fix something about myself, i just fix it

    i dont wait on the start of a new year to make an improvement

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    my new year's resolution is to woo a desperate woman on an internet forum and take her back to my place for some akward conversation followed by mutually disappointing sex

    Shootin' for the moon.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    my new year's resolution is to woo a desperate woman on an internet forum and take her back to my place for some akward conversation followed by mutually disappointing sex

    The Moriveth Resolution

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    my new year's resolution is to woo a desperate woman on an internet forum and take her back to my place for some akward conversation followed by mutually disappointing sex

    The Moriveth Resolution

    hhahahah

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have never bothered with new years resolutions.

    Like crackedlens said, why wait for the year to fix something about yourself? And it is kind of arbitrary anyway. There is nothing new about the year. Just another day, just another week, month, year. It is not any more fresh than the last.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Artreus wrote: »
    I have never bothered with new years resolutions.

    Like crackedlens said, why wait for the year to fix something about yourself? And it is kind of arbitrary anyway. There is nothing new about the year. Just another day, just another week, month, year. It is not any more fresh than the last.

    some people have trouble committing themselves to something right now, on the spot.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    my new year's resolution is to woo a desperate woman on an internet forum and take her back to my place for some akward conversation followed by mutually disappointing sex

    The Moriveth Resolution

    hhahahah

    daaaaaaaaaaamn son

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    im kind of hoping we have the baby on new years day

    thatd be cool

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i am going to get back in the shape i was in when i left the army.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    im kind of hoping we have the baby on new years day

    thatd be cool

    If it looks like it won't come by midnight, just reach right in there and grab the sucker. I hear that works well.

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  • BjacobsBjacobs Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    my new year's resolution is to woo a desperate woman on an internet forum and take her back to my place for some akward conversation followed by mutually disappointing sex

    The Moriveth Resolution

    hhahahah

    I lol'd

    I pretty much agree on the whole self improvement thing, why not just do it, but I play along anyways, just for funsies, which is why my resolutions are never very serious.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Artreus wrote: »
    im kind of hoping we have the baby on new years day

    thatd be cool

    If it looks like it won't come by midnight, just reach right in there and grab the sucker. I hear that works well.

    they actually make these big salad tong looking things to do just that!

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm gonna draw more titties in the upcoming year.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Artreus wrote: »
    im kind of hoping we have the baby on new years day

    thatd be cool

    If it looks like it won't come by midnight, just reach right in there and grab the sucker. I hear that works well.

    they actually make these big salad tong looking things to do just that!

    I... I was joking D:.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    more like ChicoHefner

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Artreus wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    im kind of hoping we have the baby on new years day

    thatd be cool

    If it looks like it won't come by midnight, just reach right in there and grab the sucker. I hear that works well.

    they actually make these big salad tong looking things to do just that!

    I... I was joking D:.

    they usually only do it if the baby needs turned or gets stuck on the pelvic bone

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    To become even hotter.

    I've got a great frame going on, I just need to work a bit more on getting some abs and bigger pecs and I think I am done. I mean, I'm already pretty sexy, but I hope 2009 will be the year of hot sexings/yiffs.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Artreus wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    im kind of hoping we have the baby on new years day

    thatd be cool

    If it looks like it won't come by midnight, just reach right in there and grab the sucker. I hear that works well.

    they actually make these big salad tong looking things to do just that!

    I... I was joking D:.

    they usually only do it if the baby needs turned or gets stuck on the pelvic bone

    They're called Forceps yes.

    My nephew was actually born on January first. After his mum was in labour for 35 hours or so.
    they were about 10 minutes away from an emergency C-Section but they used that vacuum head sucking thing to pull him out and it didn't bind properly to his head and it cut a big gash into his unborn noggin.

    He's cool though.

    No brain damage.

    #pipe on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I wonder if there have been any reported cases of haunted uteruses.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    does he have any dents?

    sometimes when they use the forceps or the vacuum it puts a big dent in the head that never comes out

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  • spix14spix14 Registered User new member
    edited December 2008
    I'm going wit the old cliche of quitting smoking. Mostly because they've changed the way cigarettes are made so that they're "fire safe" and trying to smoke self extinguishing cigarettes is just too much of a pain in the ass to bother with.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I wonder if there have been any reported cases of haunted uteruses.

    I'm gonna say maybe and also there is something we need to discuss

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    seriously though chico you really do need to draw some more titties

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    seriously though chico you really do need to draw some more titties

    Draw titties on TDOT.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I wonder if there have been any reported cases of haunted uteruses.

    i saw a documentary about this woman in some 3rd world country that had a miscarriage of a pregnancy on the outside of her uterus ( i forget they are called)

    anyways, the body pretty much just calcified the fetus and kept it in place

    so like 40 years later this lady still had a calcified dead baby in her

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  • BjacobsBjacobs Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I wonder if there have been any reported cases of haunted uteruses.

    I'm gonna say maybe and also there is something we need to discuss

    I nominate haunted uteruses diserves its own thread. it may be a better topic than slug sex. maybe.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sam and Dean Winchester are on the case.

    They bust into the uterus with shotguns loaded with rock salt.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I wonder if there have been any reported cases of haunted uteruses.

    Oh god


    those are scary all on their own. So...biological.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I wonder if there have been any reported cases of haunted uteruses.

    i saw a documentary about this woman in some 3rd world country that had a miscarriage of a pregnancy on the outside of her uterus ( i forget they are called)

    anyways, the body pretty much just calcified the fetus and kept it in place

    so like 40 years later this lady still had a calcified dead baby in her

    D:

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My resolution is to let my hair grow until someone yells at me to get it cut. Testing the boundaries if you will.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Artreus wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I wonder if there have been any reported cases of haunted uteruses.

    i saw a documentary about this woman in some 3rd world country that had a miscarriage of a pregnancy on the outside of her uterus ( i forget they are called)

    anyways, the body pretty much just calcified the fetus and kept it in place

    so like 40 years later this lady still had a calcified dead baby in her

    D:

    TLC has some of the best D: documentaries

    check out "Half Man, Half Tree"

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My resolution is to let my hair grow until someone yells at me to get it cut. Testing the boundaries if you will.

    CUT YOUR FUCKING HAIR

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Artreus wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I wonder if there have been any reported cases of haunted uteruses.

    i saw a documentary about this woman in some 3rd world country that had a miscarriage of a pregnancy on the outside of her uterus ( i forget they are called)

    anyways, the body pretty much just calcified the fetus and kept it in place

    so like 40 years later this lady still had a calcified dead baby in her

    D:

    TLC has some of the best D: documentaries

    check out "Half Man, Half Tree"

    Gah man fuck you. I had just gotten to the point where that image isn't burned into my subconscious.

    edit: actually for some reason that one is somewhat less disturbing than another case of that I've seen.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I resolve to move out of this goddamn shithole apartment

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My resolution is to let my hair grow until someone yells at me to get it cut. Testing the boundaries if you will.

    CUT YOUR FUCKING HAIR

    Shiiiiit.

    I guess I'll default to convincing my wife to let me stick it in her butt.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Artreus wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I wonder if there have been any reported cases of haunted uteruses.

    i saw a documentary about this woman in some 3rd world country that had a miscarriage of a pregnancy on the outside of her uterus ( i forget they are called)

    anyways, the body pretty much just calcified the fetus and kept it in place

    so like 40 years later this lady still had a calcified dead baby in her

    D:

    TLC has some of the best D: documentaries

    check out "Half Man, Half Tree"

    Gah man fuck you. I had just gotten to the point where that image isn't burned into my subconscious.

    id post pictures but id probably get infracted

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ectopic Pregnancy.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    yeah thats it

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So that's where ectoplasm comes from.

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