HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited December 2008
I picture a large cave entrance sculpted into an exact replica of Scarlett Johanson's bosom. When you walk in, a faint sound can be heard, as if a magically powered boat was zooming past you.
I once played a D&D game when the DM was rather pissed that we flooded our house with goat semen. He then made us run a dungeon that was S E X in huge letters. The end boss was a dominatrix. It was very unerotic.
I once played a D&D game when the DM was rather pissed that we flooded our house with goat semen. He then made us run a dungeon that was S E X in huge letters. The end boss was a dominatrix. It was very unerotic.
fair warning: the content of that site will probably melt your brain
What in the ever-loving fuck is wrong with the author of that tripe? I tried reading it to see if I could figure out what they were babbling about, but stopped when I actually drooled on myself. You were right, it will disolve your brain...
I once played a D&D game when the DM was rather pissed that we flooded our house with goat semen. He then made us run a dungeon that was S E X in huge letters. The end boss was a dominatrix. It was very unerotic.
fair warning: the content of that site will probably melt your brain
What in the ever-loving fuck is wrong with the author of that tripe? I tried reading it to see if I could figure out what they were babbling about, but stopped when I actually drooled on myself. You were right, it will disolve your brain...
I really want to know what this site is talking about, but I cannot make any sense of it besides church = mafia.
I once played a D&D game when the DM was rather pissed that we flooded our house with goat semen. He then made us run a dungeon that was S E X in huge letters. The end boss was a dominatrix. It was very unerotic.
fair warning: the content of that site will probably melt your brain
What in the ever-loving fuck is wrong with the author of that tripe? I tried reading it to see if I could figure out what they were babbling about, but stopped when I actually drooled on myself. You were right, it will disolve your brain...
I really want to know what this site is talking about, but I cannot make any sense of it besides church = mafia.
this is pretty much all you need to know:
"Educators are lying bastards.
-1 x -1= +1 is WRONG, it is
academic stupidity and is evil.
The educated stupid should acknowledge
the natural antipodes of+1 x +1 = +1and
-1 x -1 = -1 exist as plus and minus values
of opposite creation - depicted by opposite
sexes and opposite hemispheres. Entity is
death worship - for it cancels opposites."
"this is so stupid"
"I can't believe how stupid it is"
"You're not going to believe how stupid this is"
"It's really stupid"
"Can you believe how stupid this is?"
Okay why is it stupid
"It is so stupid."
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I once played a D&D game when the DM was rather pissed that we flooded our house with goat semen. He then made us run a dungeon that was S E X in huge letters. The end boss was a dominatrix. It was very unerotic.
fair warning: the content of that site will probably melt your brain
What in the ever-loving fuck is wrong with the author of that tripe? I tried reading it to see if I could figure out what they were babbling about, but stopped when I actually drooled on myself. You were right, it will disolve your brain...
I really want to know what this site is talking about, but I cannot make any sense of it besides church = mafia.
this is pretty much all you need to know:
"Educators are lying bastards.
-1 x -1= +1 is WRONG, it is
academic stupidity and is evil.
The educated stupid should acknowledge
the natural antipodes of+1 x +1 = +1and
-1 x -1 = -1 exist as plus and minus values
of opposite creation - depicted by opposite
sexes and opposite hemispheres. Entity is
death worship - for it cancels opposites."
"this is so stupid"
"I can't believe how stupid it is"
"You're not going to believe how stupid this is"
"It's really stupid"
"Can you believe how stupid this is?"
Okay why is it stupid
"It is so stupid."
In white and red text on a black background, as if reading the review didn't rape my eyes enough.
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MrMonroepassed outon the floor nowRegistered Userregular
edited December 2008
Oh god the ad is great:
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You are educated stupid -
and you have no inkling to
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"this is so stupid"
"I can't believe how stupid it is"
"You're not going to believe how stupid this is"
"It's really stupid"
"Can you believe how stupid this is?"
Okay why is it stupid
"It is so stupid."
Someone on the SA forums basically made the FATAL equivalent of punpun.
His strategy was basically to completely bypass the combat system and take advantage of the fact that raping things with an ogre dick using the wrestling skill usually caused instant death.
"this is so stupid"
"I can't believe how stupid it is"
"You're not going to believe how stupid this is"
"It's really stupid"
"Can you believe how stupid this is?"
Okay why is it stupid
"It is so stupid."
You apparently didn't read it. The joke isn't the comments, the joke is FATAL.
You guys haven't seen timecube before? It's fascinating, the guy has built castles of craziness in his head. Some of his ramblings get to be fairly anti-Semitic and homophobic, though. That's where it mostly stops being cute. In one of his funnier rants, in which he runs through a sort of equation of (his own fractured) logic in order to prove himself right, is punctuated with "God is cornered as a queer!" I totally can imagine him in his little den of madness, shouting "Ah-HA! I have you now!" when he completed this masterpiece.
"this is so stupid"
"I can't believe how stupid it is"
"You're not going to believe how stupid this is"
"It's really stupid"
"Can you believe how stupid this is?"
Okay why is it stupid
"It is so stupid."
You apparently didn't read it. The joke isn't the comments, the joke is FATAL.
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further gold taken from that link: www.timecube.com
fair warning: the content of that site will probably melt your brain
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What in the ever-loving fuck is wrong with the author of that tripe? I tried reading it to see if I could figure out what they were babbling about, but stopped when I actually drooled on myself. You were right, it will disolve your brain...
I really want to know what this site is talking about, but I cannot make any sense of it besides church = mafia.
Gabe's art is really looking good here. I think this is some of the most detailed character work he's done.
i can just imagine how he said that with those eyes, AND THE CAPE!
awww i still can't find it ending there, it doesnt seem right Tycho has no reaction to what he just said, or at least the looks on his face.
What treasure lies beyond the CAVE .... OF TITS
Don't you think we ought to check it out a little before-
WE ENTER THE GODDAMN CAVE I'M THE PARTY LEADER AND WE'RE DOING IT
I'll follow you into the breach.
this is pretty much all you need to know:
"Educators are lying bastards.
-1 x -1= +1 is WRONG, it is
academic stupidity and is evil.
The educated stupid should acknowledge
the natural antipodes of+1 x +1 = +1and
-1 x -1 = -1 exist as plus and minus values
of opposite creation - depicted by opposite
sexes and opposite hemispheres. Entity is
death worship - for it cancels opposites."
"this is so stupid"
"I can't believe how stupid it is"
"You're not going to believe how stupid this is"
"It's really stupid"
"Can you believe how stupid this is?"
Okay why is it stupid
"It is so stupid."
ow oh god my head
In white and red text on a black background, as if reading the review didn't rape my eyes enough.
so awesome
His strategy was basically to completely bypass the combat system and take advantage of the fact that raping things with an ogre dick using the wrestling skill usually caused instant death.
Don't shoot an arrow and anger the tits. They'll eat you.
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You apparently didn't read it. The joke isn't the comments, the joke is FATAL.
ow
sometimes when the rest of the players are dawdling and getting distracted
you just gotta kick in that door
i play a fighter and i end up doing this at least once a session
man, i wish i could find an image from the 3.5 core books of the half-orc kicking in the door with a beholder going
Small world.
Who said anything about jokes?
you uh
you got that pretty fast bemis
you got a boner there
oh... so I have
you wanna
wanna touch it?
man worst way to be caught jerking it right there