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New Comic Thread: 12-29-08

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    CAVE OF TITS

    YES

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I picture a large cave entrance sculpted into an exact replica of Scarlett Johanson's bosom. When you walk in, a faint sound can be heard, as if a magically powered boat was zooming past you.

    Hunter on
  • devicesdevices Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    thorgot wrote: »
    I once played a D&D game when the DM was rather pissed that we flooded our house with goat semen. He then made us run a dungeon that was S E X in huge letters. The end boss was a dominatrix. It was very unerotic.

    This brings back memories. Good and bad...

    http://atrocities.primaryerror.net/fatal.html

    ?

    further gold taken from that link: www.timecube.com

    fair warning: the content of that site will probably melt your brain

    devices on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh man. I actually laughed out loud.

    Muggins on
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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    devices wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    I once played a D&D game when the DM was rather pissed that we flooded our house with goat semen. He then made us run a dungeon that was S E X in huge letters. The end boss was a dominatrix. It was very unerotic.

    This brings back memories. Good and bad...

    http://atrocities.primaryerror.net/fatal.html

    ?

    further gold taken from that link: www.timecube.com

    fair warning: the content of that site will probably melt your brain

    What in the ever-loving fuck is wrong with the author of that tripe? I tried reading it to see if I could figure out what they were babbling about, but stopped when I actually drooled on myself. You were right, it will disolve your brain...

    Donovan Puppyfucker on
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Was it specifically Tycho's cape? Because it looks like the same cape Jim Darkmagic wears.

    Bedlam on
  • EtchEtch Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    devices wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    I once played a D&D game when the DM was rather pissed that we flooded our house with goat semen. He then made us run a dungeon that was S E X in huge letters. The end boss was a dominatrix. It was very unerotic.

    This brings back memories. Good and bad...

    http://atrocities.primaryerror.net/fatal.html

    ?

    further gold taken from that link: www.timecube.com

    fair warning: the content of that site will probably melt your brain

    What in the ever-loving fuck is wrong with the author of that tripe? I tried reading it to see if I could figure out what they were babbling about, but stopped when I actually drooled on myself. You were right, it will disolve your brain...

    I really want to know what this site is talking about, but I cannot make any sense of it besides church = mafia.

    Etch on
  • GameGrrlGameGrrl Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    Gabe's art is really looking good here. I think this is some of the most detailed character work he's done.

    GameGrrl on
  • LeviantLeviant Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    LOL

    i can just imagine how he said that with those eyes, AND THE CAPE!


    awww i still can't find it ending there, it doesnt seem right Tycho has no reaction to what he just said, or at least the looks on his face.




    What treasure lies beyond the CAVE .... OF TITS

    Leviant on
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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Art is looking good. Real good.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    yeeeeeeeesssss

    Sara Lynn on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    WE ENTER THE CAVE

    Don't you think we ought to check it out a little before-

    WE ENTER THE GODDAMN CAVE I'M THE PARTY LEADER AND WE'RE DOING IT

    MrMonroe on
  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    WE ENTER THE CAVE

    Don't you think we ought to check it out a little before-

    WE ENTER THE GODDAMN CAVE I'M THE PARTY LEADER AND WE'RE DOING IT

    I'll follow you into the breach.

    Tofystedeth on
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  • devicesdevices Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Etch wrote: »
    devices wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    I once played a D&D game when the DM was rather pissed that we flooded our house with goat semen. He then made us run a dungeon that was S E X in huge letters. The end boss was a dominatrix. It was very unerotic.

    This brings back memories. Good and bad...

    http://atrocities.primaryerror.net/fatal.html

    ?

    further gold taken from that link: www.timecube.com

    fair warning: the content of that site will probably melt your brain

    What in the ever-loving fuck is wrong with the author of that tripe? I tried reading it to see if I could figure out what they were babbling about, but stopped when I actually drooled on myself. You were right, it will disolve your brain...

    I really want to know what this site is talking about, but I cannot make any sense of it besides church = mafia.

    this is pretty much all you need to know:

    "Educators are lying bastards.
    -1 x -1= +1 is WRONG, it is
    academic stupidity and is evil.
    The educated stupid should acknowledge
    the natural antipodes of+1 x +1 = +1and
    -1 x -1 = -1 exist as plus and minus values
    of opposite creation - depicted by opposite
    sexes and opposite hemispheres. Entity is
    death worship - for it cancels opposites."

    devices on
  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm sorta underwhelmed. I smirked, but that was about it.

    SageinaRage on
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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That review was just

    "this is so stupid"
    "I can't believe how stupid it is"
    "You're not going to believe how stupid this is"
    "It's really stupid"
    "Can you believe how stupid this is?"

    Okay why is it stupid

    "It is so stupid."

    Campion on
    4484-7718-8470
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    devices wrote: »
    Etch wrote: »
    devices wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    I once played a D&D game when the DM was rather pissed that we flooded our house with goat semen. He then made us run a dungeon that was S E X in huge letters. The end boss was a dominatrix. It was very unerotic.

    This brings back memories. Good and bad...

    http://atrocities.primaryerror.net/fatal.html

    ?

    further gold taken from that link: www.timecube.com

    fair warning: the content of that site will probably melt your brain

    What in the ever-loving fuck is wrong with the author of that tripe? I tried reading it to see if I could figure out what they were babbling about, but stopped when I actually drooled on myself. You were right, it will disolve your brain...

    I really want to know what this site is talking about, but I cannot make any sense of it besides church = mafia.

    this is pretty much all you need to know:

    "Educators are lying bastards.
    -1 x -1= +1 is WRONG, it is
    academic stupidity and is evil.
    The educated stupid should acknowledge
    the natural antipodes of+1 x +1 = +1and
    -1 x -1 = -1 exist as plus and minus values
    of opposite creation - depicted by opposite
    sexes and opposite hemispheres. Entity is
    death worship - for it cancels opposites."

    ow oh god my head

    Antimatter on
  • KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Campion wrote: »
    That review was just

    "this is so stupid"
    "I can't believe how stupid it is"
    "You're not going to believe how stupid this is"
    "It's really stupid"
    "Can you believe how stupid this is?"

    Okay why is it stupid

    "It is so stupid."

    In white and red text on a black background, as if reading the review didn't rape my eyes enough.

    Kreutz on
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh god the ad is great:
    KNOW CUBE, OR HELL.
    Education and Religion
    severely diminishes your
    intelligence and mentality,
    instituting ONEness Evil,
    You are educated stupid -
    and you have no inkling to
    just how EVIL you think.

    Seek in haste to attend a
    lecture by Dr. Gene Ray,
    Cubic and Wisest Human -
    His Wisdom is Awesome.

    so awesome

    MrMonroe on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    OW. Brain hurt.

    Silmaril on
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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Campion wrote: »
    That review was just

    "this is so stupid"
    "I can't believe how stupid it is"
    "You're not going to believe how stupid this is"
    "It's really stupid"
    "Can you believe how stupid this is?"

    Okay why is it stupid

    "It is so stupid."
    Someone on the SA forums basically made the FATAL equivalent of punpun.

    His strategy was basically to completely bypass the combat system and take advantage of the fact that raping things with an ogre dick using the wrestling skill usually caused instant death.

    Der Waffle Mous on
    Steam PSN: DerWaffleMous Origin: DerWaffleMous Bnet: DerWaffle#1682
  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    OW. Brain hurt.
    The headspot is the worstest place to get owie!

    Ness445 on
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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Great Comic.

    Don't shoot an arrow and anger the tits. They'll eat you.

    Waka Laka on
  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2008
    Campion wrote: »
    That review was just

    "this is so stupid"
    "I can't believe how stupid it is"
    "You're not going to believe how stupid this is"
    "It's really stupid"
    "Can you believe how stupid this is?"

    Okay why is it stupid

    "It is so stupid."

    You apparently didn't read it. The joke isn't the comments, the joke is FATAL.

    A duck! on
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    holy christ that timecube website

    ow

    Vann Diras on
  • Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You guys haven't seen timecube before? It's fascinating, the guy has built castles of craziness in his head. Some of his ramblings get to be fairly anti-Semitic and homophobic, though. That's where it mostly stops being cute. In one of his funnier rants, in which he runs through a sort of equation of (his own fractured) logic in order to prove himself right, is punctuated with "God is cornered as a queer!" I totally can imagine him in his little den of madness, shouting "Ah-HA! I have you now!" when he completed this masterpiece.

    Fatty McBeardo on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oh man, I hadn't read the newspost yet and man, I kinda want that hoodie

    Mysst on
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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    WE ENTER THE CAVE

    Don't you think we ought to check it out a little before-

    WE ENTER THE GODDAMN CAVE I'M THE PARTY LEADER AND WE'RE DOING IT

    sometimes when the rest of the players are dawdling and getting distracted

    you just gotta kick in that door

    i play a fighter and i end up doing this at least once a session


    man, i wish i could find an image from the 3.5 core books of the half-orc kicking in the door with a beholder going D:

    Horseshoe on
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    And Tycho mentions the Camarilla in the news post.

    Small world.

    cj iwakura on
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    WE ENTER THE CAVE

    Don't you think we ought to check it out a little before-

    WE ENTER THE GODDAMN CAVE I'M THE PARTY LEADER AND WE'RE DOING IT

    sometimes when the rest of the players are dawdling and getting distracted

    you just gotta kick in that door

    i play a fighter and i end up doing this at least once a session


    man, i wish i could find an image from the 3.5 core books of the half-orc kicking in the door with a beholder going D:
    shityeah.jpg

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    got your back, bro

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    A duck! wrote: »
    Campion wrote: »
    That review was just

    "this is so stupid"
    "I can't believe how stupid it is"
    "You're not going to believe how stupid this is"
    "It's really stupid"
    "Can you believe how stupid this is?"

    Okay why is it stupid

    "It is so stupid."

    You apparently didn't read it. The joke isn't the comments, the joke is FATAL.

    Who said anything about jokes?

    Campion on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    see, the expression on that beholder's face looks more like, "oh goody! fresh meat!"

    Druhim on
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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wow

    you uh

    you got that pretty fast bemis

    Vann Diras on
  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    haha, yes

    Horseshoe on
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    wow

    you uh

    you got that pretty fast bemis
    you uh

    you got a boner there

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    also the beholder looks like he is orgasming

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    wow

    you uh

    you got that pretty fast bemis
    you uh

    you got a boner there

    oh... so I have

    you wanna

    wanna touch it?

    Vann Diras on
  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    also the beholder looks like he is orgasming

    man worst way to be caught jerking it right there

    Horseshoe on
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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The beholder looks like he's doing that silly 4chan smiley.

    Campion on
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