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Youtube Ninja Babies: The End is Nigh

Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond HubbardMordor XenuRegistered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
It starts in the womb, fetuses warring for supremacy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAgfA9MZfVM&feature=related

You saw that correctly; the rest of the footage has been deleted for graphic content. Apparently, the second fetus conquers and devours the first and gains strength from eating his heart.

Then, foolish parents indoctrinate their children in the ninja ways; some are called, few have what it takes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5wjTF8Y4u0&NR=1

You also saw that correctly; the child in shorts went for the throat cutting sneak attack while diaper baby distracted the father. If those had been real blades, there would have been dead parent parts littering the floor with buckets of blood painting the walls...like blood paint.

Finally, we have the ultimate ninja baby:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H6DHL4t3UE&feature=related

Do not be confused by the prospect that "it's just a commercial." Trickery! The ninja baby employs many techniques of subterfuge and misdirection to make you believe that one thing is another, or simply not at all.

Prepare yourselves.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I uh.

    Wow that is something.

    Holy shit.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    YouTube thread

    The Geek on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Of course, I am remiss for not pointing out this ninja-to-be:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88mnAAQP2Ss&NR=1

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Muthafu...Tube, you have set me up.

    Ori, can you move this shit or what?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    move it where

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    No, no. This thread serves it's purpose to warn us about the impending doom of the Ninja Baby threat quite well here. I'll be sure to eye up that damn baby across the fence from us next time it starts wailing.

    Carry on.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    EDIT:

    WE SHALL DISCUSS NINJA BABIES FROM HERE ON OUT!

    ALSO, YOU HAVE NOT HEARD THE LAST FROM ME, CARDBOARD TUBE!

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I feel like I should be crying over this.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    I dunno, you're the genius around here. Can we like MERGE with the youtube thread.

    I sent you a PM and everything. Twice.

    Why are you suddenly trying to hide this thread?

    The babies have found you, haven't they?

    EDIT: Haha in before the ninja edit. I'M ONTO YOU NINJA BABIES.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    I feel like I should be crying over this.

    You should be:

    ninja_baby_tee.jpg

    They may not be able to read, but they can cut your throat while you sleep.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ninjas are so 2007

    Snowbeat on
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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The pederastian oriental's well just grew that much deeper.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    I feel like I should be crying over this.

    tears of joy

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So, I was doing jump rope last monday when all the sudden I got dizzy as shit and my head started throbbing. Now, whenever I exercise vigorously my head starts throbbing and I get a migraine.

    I made a doctor's appointment for Friday, since it's now been a week. Go go non-socialized healthcare, I'm glad I can see a doctor on my schedule instead of the states. wait...

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    ninjas are so 2007

    Does this look like 2007 to you?
    sjs_counter.jpg

    How about this?
    sjs_stroller.jpg

    Or maybe this is more to your liking?!?
    sjs_cradle.jpg

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Seriously, what the shit. I pay out the assfuck for health insurance (no I don't, but I would if I didn't work for a fucking hospital) and yet the turn-around time is just the fucking same, if not worse than socialized healthcare countries.

    For what? Oh right, huge fucking profits for the insurance companies. I AM FILLED WITH HATRED RIGHT NOW!

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    but callius

    what if you worked for an insurance company

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    but callius

    what if you worked for an insurance company
    What's your point?

    Callius on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    darth your pms are always a stunning exercise in not saying anything at all

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Does this look like 2007 to you?
    sjs_counter.jpg

    How about this?
    sjs_stroller.jpg

    Or maybe this is more to your liking?!?
    sjs_cradle.jpg
    I can't even imagine the sort of parents who would purchase that for their child

    Snowbeat on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    So, I was doing jump rope last monday when all the sudden I got dizzy as shit and my head started throbbing. Now, whenever I exercise vigorously my head starts throbbing and I get a migraine.

    I made a doctor's appointment for Friday, since it's now been a week. Go go non-socialized healthcare, I'm glad I can see a doctor on my schedule instead of the states. wait...

    Stop forgetting to have blood.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    darth your pms are always a stunning exercise in not saying anything at all

    I'm going to punch you in the taint when I see you at PAX.

    Darth Waiter on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    but callius

    what if you worked for an insurance company
    What's your point?

    maybe you would be more sympathetic to their capitalist tendencies?

    Quoth on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm havin' some trouble parsing that sentence, Geek.

    Callius on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I'm havin' some trouble parsing that sentence, Geek.

    Blood.

    Having it.

    Don't forget.

    The Geek on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    but callius

    what if you worked for an insurance company
    What's your point?

    maybe you would be more sympathetic to their capitalist tendencies?

    No, he would just loathe himself even more.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Maybe you are being visited by a vampire, Callius.

    Perhaps that is why you are feeling woozy.

    Have you invited any vampires beyond your threshold lately, Cal? Thats how they get you.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Maybe you are being visited by a vampire, Callius.

    Perhaps that is why you are feeling woozy.

    Have you invited any vampires beyond your threshold lately, Cal? Thats how they get you.
    I recommend a day of bed rest and garlands of garlic strung up in your doorways

    Snowbeat on
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Where exactly is one's taint located? I keep hearing about taint but I'm just a naive little French Canadian.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    maybe you would be more sympathetic to their capitalist tendencies?
    No, I don't think I would really.

    Callius on
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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Meiz wrote: »
    Where exactly is one's taint located? I keep hearing about taint but I'm just a naive little French Canadian.

    Between the pee-pee and the pooper.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Maybe you are being visited by a vampire, Callius.

    Perhaps that is why you are feeling woozy.

    Have you invited any vampires beyond your threshold lately, Cal? Thats how they get you.

    According to my latest research, vampires find vegetarians of all stripes to have a delicious flavor, similar to V-8.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Blood.

    Having it.

    Don't forget.
    fuck... woooaaaahhhkay... hold on, okay.

    Yeah, blood's still there.

    Callius on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Blood.

    Having it.

    Don't forget.
    fuck... woooaaaahhhkay... hold on, okay.

    Yeah, blood's still there.

    Callius, you just need to stop having so many erections; the human body can only hold so much blood.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Callius, you just need to stop having so many erections; the human body can only hold so much blood.
    Getting a migraine every time I have sex is A FUCKING MEDICAL EMERGENCY YOU STUPID FUCKING RECEPTIONIST CUNT, I HATE YOU

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    darth your pms are always a stunning exercise in not saying anything at all

    I'm going to punch you in the taint when I see you at PAX.

    subject: move it

    body: link to this this thread, "tube set me up"

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    darth your pms are always a stunning exercise in not saying anything at all

    I'm going to punch you in the taint when I see you at PAX.

    subject: move it

    body: link to this this thread, "tube set me up"

    ahahahaha

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Callius, you just need to stop having so many erections; the human body can only hold so much blood.
    Getting a migraine every time I have sex is A FUCKING MEDICAL EMERGENCY YOU STUPID FUCKING RECEPTIONIST CUNT, I HATE YOU

    Technically, I don't believe that really qualifies as an emergency as it's not an immediate life threatening situation.

    I know it's immediate because you're always having sex, but migranes are not really life threatening.

    The Geek on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Callius, you just need to stop having so many erections; the human body can only hold so much blood.
    Getting a migraine every time I have sex is A FUCKING MEDICAL EMERGENCY YOU STUPID FUCKING RECEPTIONIST CUNT, I HATE YOU

    Now, I'm not a doctor, but I do have experience with migraines. From my basic, untrained and totally unqualified diagnosis, it sounds like the migraines are a symptom of a blood pressure spike and a lack of oxygen in your blood.

    First, are you getting enough iron?

    Secondly, how many different kinds of acids are you getting in your foodstuffs and are you having any abdominal pains?

    Thirdly, have you considered ninja baby vampires?

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