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Things You Want, But Will Never Have

Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's StockingNorth PoleRegistered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
I'm just talking about possessions here, don't get all emo on me with girls and stuff.

Here are some things I want, but I will never have:

A DeLorean DMC-12
Spider-Man: Web Of Fire for the 32X
Amazing Fantasy #15
One of those really fancy Monopoly games, with the jeweled boards and gold tokens and whatnot
a Star Wars Episode 1 Racer arcade cabinet


there's other things too! you'll notice I didn't say a million billion dollars, because I don't want or need a lot of money. just enough to keep my bills paid and my chubby ass fed with enough left over to buy a few toys every month.

what do you guys want

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I wouldn't mind having a sex pet. Y'know, not like a non-consensual slave or anything. Just a cute little thing that really got off on the whole "wearing a collar and sleeping at the foot of my bed" thing.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    A gun that is also a sword

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Enough money to travel the world

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  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Not having to worry about paying bills.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    staff

    like a maid and a butler

    people to clean up after me and make me breakfast and do all the other piddly domestic shit i find a chore

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'd like a full scholarship to study at Oxford. That would be nice.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Someone to hold my dick for me while I'm taking a piss

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i'd like it stephen hawking wasn't crippled with disease

    because stephen hawking with his full physical faculty and ability to do science full time would make the world a better place

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    superpowers.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    A house made entirely out of malteasers!

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited December 2008
    optic blasts
    a GL power-ring
    ability to fly
    invulnerability
    lightsaber
    hyperdrive

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    superpowers would be pretty sweet too

    as long as it was a cool superpower and not the power to melt or something

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Someone to hold my dick for me while I'm taking a piss
    It's not that exciting.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    a fresh financial start would be nice

    just free of all my debt

    that would be fucking grand

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rocket boots

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Someone to hold my dick for me while I'm taking a piss
    It's not that exciting.
    well fuck

    I'll stick with the gunsword, then

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Enough Charisma to roll natural 20's all of the time

    I would start a cult

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the resources and authority to just start offing people if they look at me cock-eyed

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I want to own & operate the worlds first zeppelin-based floating hotel/casino/luxury/resort. So large that it carries smaller blimps for things like whale watching, nature exploration or safari adventures.

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  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nice C-Cup sized boobs just hanging on my wall. No body attached or anything, just a pair of boobs, maybe the rest of the chest as well.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    this 360

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I job that I loved that was incredibly well paid.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    I want to own & operate the worlds first zeppelin-based floating hotel/casino/luxury/resort. So large that it carries smaller blimps for things like whale watching, nature exploration or safari adventures.

    holy shit this sounds rad as hell

    Pony on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    a sword that shoots guns

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    the resources and authority to just start offing people if they look at me cock-eyed
    so you want to be a cop then

    hurrrrrrrrr

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I would like a streaming webcam to be attached to the hubble space telescope.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    yeah I tried to stick to things that exist, but fine, superpowers

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Condoms that don't suck.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    a domesticated jaguar

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I want 400 henchman consisting of ninjas, robots, dinosaurs, thugs and Arabian swordsmen

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  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The ability to make women's clothes fall of, anytime I wanted.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Condoms that don't suck.

    funny, your dad wishes he had that too
    i'm just kidding you're a beautiful man

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the head of Medusa

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    the resources and authority to just start offing people if they look at me cock-eyed
    so you want to be a cop then

    hurrrrrrrrr

    don't tell thanatos

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the gem of cyttorak

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    tardcore wrote: »
    The ability to make women's clothes fall of, anytime I wanted.

    and to ride off.. on the grass.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    the resources and authority to just start offing people if they look at me cock-eyed
    so you want to be a cop then

    hurrrrrrrrr

    hey there thanatos

    you look different today

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    any number of lion-based cyborg pets/guardians

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rank to be a shark.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I want the power to summon Van Damme whenever I want

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