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Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    what

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Download the original attachment

    Cohen Edenfield

    September 18, 2007

    Peter Christopher


    Yellow Sulfur

    We’re riding back from the funeral and my mother tells a story, a short one, about how my grandfather used to love those little yellow butterflies.

    “He used to love the little yellow butterflies, you know, those ones. He said they’d ride the thermals all the way to Spain.” Thermals are air currents, big long tunnels of hot air that birds and, I guess, butterflies, soar on. It’s why you rarely see an eagle flapping its wings.

    My father says, “Those are called Yellow Sulfurs.”

    “What an ugly name for a butterfly,” I say.

    At the visitation we, the immediate family, stood in a line that started with me and ended with my grandmother sitting on a chair that was missing an arm so people could hug her. Then, of course, there’s his coffin (casket, whatever). Most of the people didn’t know me, and they complimented my suit and asked me if I played football. I whispered to my cousin that the whole thing’s a little macabre.

    “Well, no shit,” he said.

    The grandchildren and sons-in-law, we who have some distance from him, whispered that he doesn’t look natural. What we meant is that his skin didn’t sag and his eyes weren’t half-open and rheumy and you couldn’t smell vodka on him. The casket is long—he looks tall in death.

    At my grandmother’s, after the funeral, everyone gets pretty drunk. I change out of my suit and feel a little more vulnerable, like I had been wearing armor. I have several cokes while everyone else has beer, so I feel like I’m moving at a different speed than the rest of the party.

    People talk about quitting smoking as liquor arrives, courtesy of my father and uncle’s pilgrimage to the county line. The party moves into a more mellow state and I move from group to group until I feel I can gracefully make my exit.

    Before I go I feel I have to talk to my mother. She tries to give me money, which I initially refuse and eventually accept.

    “Take it, go to a movie,” she says.

    “I don’t really feel like it,” I say, half out the door.

    “You love movies,” she says. “Go see that Russell Crowe one, 3:10 to Yuma.”

    “I was going to see that with Dad.” People are watching, now.

    “He’ll be too busy. Go on, see it.”

    “Alright, maybe I will. Yeah, I’ll do that. I love you, mom.” I lean over and hug her, and I’m reminded of my grandmother at the visitation.

    “I put a letter in with him,” she says.

    “With dad?” I say, but I know what she means.

    “No, with your grandfather.”

    “That’s cool. What did it say? I mean, wait, sorry, you don’t…”

    “It said ‘the yellow butterflies have gone to Spain’”.

    “That’s great, mom,” and other people echo me. I hug her again and leave the party. As I’m walking to my car I look for a yellow butterfly, but it’s dark.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ns mausio

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ۞

    I don't know what it is

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you do you love me, Chrissy bear?

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yes I do chico

    yes I do

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    ...Huh

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    it's a picture of my ass


    I am not posting it

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    it's a picture of my ass


    I am not posting it

    coward

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    r (absolute minimum)

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My word.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ahahaha Rane

    you actually did it

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Commitment n.

    - an obligation, responsibility, or promise that restricts freedom of action

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    ahahaha Rane

    you actually did it

    did what I have a shitload of those and more in my photobucket from ages ago


    psh tssh psh tshh

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    Well. So THAT'S what it was.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm just not sure you have the qualifications, man

    I mean, where are the leadership skills? The organization and the argumentative abilities you need just haven't manifested themselves in any way *I* can see, at least

    I need to know where you stand on the ISSUES. Will you support longer recess periods? Cheaper chocolate milk at the cafeteria? Or are you one of those guys who panders to the masses through outrageous pipe-dreams; free candy for everyone and optional P.E. classes may appeal to the average person- they may even get you elected- but I'm tired of empty promises.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    ahahaha Rane

    you actually did it

    did what I have a shitload of those and more in my photobucket from ages ago


    psh tssh psh tshh

    you would have tons of ass shots in your photobucket

    you whore

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The International Year of Astronomy is a year long celebration of astronomy, taking place in 2009 to coincide with the 400th anniversary of the first recorded astronomical observations with a telescope by Galileo Galilei and the publication of Johannes Kepler's Astronomia nova in the 17th century.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    ahahaha Rane

    you actually did it

    did what I have a shitload of those and more in my photobucket from ages ago


    psh tssh psh tshh

    you would have tons of ass shots in your photobucket

    you whore

    cock shots too
    99% of se has seen them

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    well dang I hate being in the minority

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    ahahaha Rane

    you actually did it

    did what I have a shitload of those and more in my photobucket from ages ago


    psh tssh psh tshh

    you would have tons of ass shots in your photobucket

    you whore

    cock shots too
    99% of se has seen them

    you're that one girl in high school who got pictures of herself having sex spread around the entire school

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out to Get Us

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    ahahaha Rane

    you actually did it

    did what I have a shitload of those and more in my photobucket from ages ago


    psh tssh psh tshh

    you would have tons of ass shots in your photobucket

    you whore

    cock shots too
    99% of se has seen them

    you're that one girl in high school who got pictures of herself having sex spread around the entire school

    except I'm a dude so


    well still yes but it's a little different

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    ahahaha Rane

    you actually did it

    did what I have a shitload of those and more in my photobucket from ages ago


    psh tssh psh tshh

    you would have tons of ass shots in your photobucket

    you whore

    cock shots too
    99% of se has seen them

    you're that one girl in high school who got pictures of herself having sex spread around the entire school

    So are bongi and graves

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Apparently Mori had some password to a porn site or something on this clipboard

    What a surprise!

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  • itswebitsweb Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    How I hope that you forget about your MySpace
    I hope it slips completely from your mind
    And I hope it stays up long enough for the next generation to find
    And I hope that it embarrasses your children
    I hope their bratty friends all forward it around
    And I hope that you forget your password
    So you cannot take it down

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    Apparently Mori had some password to a porn site or something on this clipboard

    What a surprise!
    your avatar has never been so perfect than for this single post

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    edit: I love the file name

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    ahahaha Rane

    you actually did it

    did what I have a shitload of those and more in my photobucket from ages ago


    psh tssh psh tshh

    you would have tons of ass shots in your photobucket

    you whore

    cock shots too
    99% of se has seen them

    you're that one girl in high school who got pictures of herself having sex spread around the entire school

    So are bongi and graves

    yes but we all know what type of girls they are

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  • GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out to Get Us

    Goddamn Sufjan Stevens has some long song titles

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  • SpeakeasySpeakeasy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    5726430935

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    whose phone number?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    speakeasy that

    maybe you shouldn't do that

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  • SpeakeasySpeakeasy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    it's an order number

    don't fret

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