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Phalla V: The Sign-upping

ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
edited November 2006 in Debate and/or Discourse
As you drive north along one of the main highways in the Berkshires of western Massachusetts, paralleling the Connecticut river, it is hard not to be taken in by the lush scenery. The Eastern White Pines that line the road beautifully frame the view of the Appalachian hills in the distance, and the gentle meandering of the road will lull a motorist to sleep if he is not cautious. There is one part of this highway, in particular, that I hold in fondest memory. There is a bend in the road where the trees break for just a second – one brief, wondrous moment – and provide a view of the cascading river far, far below. If you are so fortunate as to reach this precious stretch of asphalt just as the sun rises over the hills in the east, and if the atmospheric conditions are just so, you will see the rays of the sun glinting off the water in such a way as to make the Connecticut river appear as an endless ribbon of purest gold.

I was so fortunate, once upon a time. I remember this moment very well, and I revisit the memory quite often. I remember it as the last time I felt an emotion other than dread, or anguish, or terror...

Welcome to the Official Phalla V Sign-up Thread. There will be two phases, in order to make sure that everyone gets a fair shot at making it in. The first starts now, the second starts at 4:00pm PST. In the event that more than 40 people are interested, the first 20 people from each of these time slots will make it in, with the following exceptions:

- Those who haven't played before will be given priority.
- Those who've never made it past day 2, or something, will be given priority.
- Those who give kakos and I money will be given priority.
- I am probably kidding about that last one.

So when you sign up, mention how many times you've played before, and if there's any reason why you should be given special consideration. And if there look to be more than 40 people already in the roster, feel free to sign up anyway. Some people may drop out, you may be more worthy based on the above considerations, or some other miracle may occur.

Also, this thread is only for sign-ups, or sign-up related questions. Any other posts will be pruned and the poster wedgied.

I submitted an entry to Lego Ideas, and if 10,000 people support me, it'll be turned into an actual Lego set!If you'd like to see and support my submission, follow this link.
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up

    Have played one round of one game. It was a poor showing.

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    I !Sign Up. I've only played one game.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up. I've played in every one up until now. So, no special consideration plskthxbai.

    edit;
    Yay shinto. Don't be a monster this time. That'd be pretty neat.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up.

    I've played in every Phalla so far.

    Whee.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up

    I've played in two. I was mafia twice, so let's see if lightning strikes three times.

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    TheFallenLordTheFallenLord Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up

    I've played in two games so far, and the last one left me unsatisfied. I think some hot Lovecraftian action is exactly what I need.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up I played 4, but the last one didn't really count. I've either survived every one, or survived to the last night.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up.

    I've played the last three.

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    an_altan_alt Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up.

    I've played the last three.

    No special considerations for me.

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    GiganticusGiganticus Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Giganticus wrote:
    I !sign up

    I've played in all D&D ones since the second Phalla.

    No special considerations

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    FreakinchairFreakinchair Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up

    Im angry I missed the last one, stupid midterms! I played in 2 of them so far.

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    SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up

    Never played before. Also, I'm around much more often than my posting would indicate, so don't worry about inactivity.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up

    I've played in two. On second thought, every time I play my death ends up becoming incredibly lame. I didn't even get a narration the second game. :cry: And Hacksaw was doing awesome narration too.

    Edit: Added to hopefully get a deserving death this time around.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up

    I've played the first and third game, and narrated the second one. I think there should be a sign up priority for people who narrated games. Failing that, I've got a $20 I'll leave on the counter right here, and turn my back like this...

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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up.

    I played in the last 2. No special considerations.

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    ShanbaShanba Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up
    Played in the last two D&d ones plus the pokeshire thingy in ODam

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up

    I've played one game.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up
    Played in 2. One in D&D, the other the pokeshire one run by Lightreaper.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Oh, I signed up in the last thread, but...

    I !sign up. Played two games.

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    Lord Cecil EaglelaserLord Cecil Eaglelaser Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up

    I played in the last one.

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    JeedanJeedan Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up

    Played 2 games.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up.

    I've played one game.

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    FartzFartz Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up.

    I haven't played in any Phallas.

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up.

    I have played in three phallas, also I also was staked first in my last game, because everyone loves me.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up

    And i've been in every one

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !Sign Up. I've played since Shintos game I think. I signed up for Richy's game but my modem died stopping me from participating.

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    Prince RhaegarPrince Rhaegar Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !Sign Up. This would be my first game.

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    IloroKamouIloroKamou Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up played in the first three phalla's, was the last monster alive in the second one.


    and, bloody note!

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up. I've been in every one, and I was a monster once, so I won't be too upset if I miss out.

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    Bad KittyBad Kitty Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up
    I only played in Shinto's game, was a guardian, made it to 2nd to last day.

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    MuffinNogginMuffinNoggin Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up

    I played in the last game

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up.

    For what it's worth. Been in three so far (with one stint as narrator).

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    RenegadeRenegade Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    ! !sign up.

    cant wait to do this. been a while since i played this game

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    ! I sign up.

    Well I was in Shinto's one, was pretty active till I got ninja'd, and missed the last one so :P.

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    Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Damnit, I signed up in the other thread and missed this one. I hope it's not too late.

    I !sign up.

    I've played in 0 Phalla games so far.

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    Minor SecondMinor Second Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I sign !up

    I have not played in any phallas.

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2006
    Bliss 101 wrote:
    Damnit, I signed up in the other thread and missed this one. I hope it's not too late.

    I !sign up.

    I've played in 0 Phalla games so far.
    NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE

    The following people have signed up here, but not in the sign-up thread:

    Bliss 101
    docse
    precisionk
    Elendil
    thor got
    FunkyWaltDogg

    Since you signed up before there was an actual thread, I'll count you guys as having signed up early, even if more than 20 people post in the sign-up thread before you. Fairness, and all. However, if you could still post in the other thread, and mention that you were one of the early folks, that would be swell.

    You're good.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up

    If I'm not too late

    I've been in three Phalla games, but I died fairly earlyl in two of them (Day two and four respectively, I believe)

    I wasn't able to be online at 8:00 or 4:00, please pretend that this post actually occured at 4:01pm

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    Magic MudpuddleMagic Mudpuddle Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I !sign up

    also if its not too late

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    I'm dumb. PST has foiled me again. Hopefully I can repost the below in like 3 hours.

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