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In which a moniless hobo gets the internet and becomes a gameshow host

DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
I spent so much money on presents for other people this Christmas that I ended up not paying my Internet or cable bills, so I ended up not having either of them for most of December. But once Christmas rolled around, I received money in return, and then I got a student loan check, so here I am again.

I'm sure none of you care that I was gone/am back, but I'm gonna give you all a little game to play with me anyway. It's a simple game: Sum up the most interesting thing that happened on the board while I was away, in ten words or less. Whoever posts what I deem the most interesting summary of events will win a fabulous* prize from me.


*Prize to be announced after contest, will have no cash value.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I discovered who Bale was

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    tofu showed me his tits

    Vann Diras on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I thought this was an actual news story and am frankly rather disappointed

    I was preparing myself for the feelgood story of the year

    Dichotomy on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    who the hell are you anyway

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    TFS was unbanned, apparently.

    Whether that is good or bad is up to you to decide.

    Moriveth on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I thought this was an actual news story and am frankly rather disappointed

    I was preparing myself for the feelgood story of the year

    Isn't it a bit premature to be declaring anything "[Thing] of the year"?

    DarkPrimus on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Potu has become a phantom haunting the forums under different guises
    Striking fear into the hearts of the faithful

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2009
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    who the hell are you anyway
    this was just my little joke

    what's up darkprimus

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    potu one day I will strike down those who turned against you

    if you're reading this

    I will bring you back
    potu is gone forever

    Vann Diras on
  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I thought this was an actual news story and am frankly rather disappointed

    I was preparing myself for the feelgood story of the year

    Isn't it a bit premature to be declaring anything "[Thing] of the year"?

    Y'know, I don't like your attitude, mister.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I thought this was an actual news story and am frankly rather disappointed

    I was preparing myself for the feelgood story of the year

    Isn't it a bit premature to be declaring anything "[Thing] of the year"?

    I was that optimistic!

    Dichotomy on
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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Teefs I am glad you are back

    Druhim has decided not to like me so I need all the friends I can get

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I gave Fiz a picture of my dong.

    He deleted it before looking at it enough to give feedback.

    Khavall on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DP i am drunk and eating cheez-its is that interesting y/m?

    also I bought a lamp.

    Mysst on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Harrier wrote: »
    Teefs I am glad you are back

    Druhim has decided not to like me so I need all the friends I can get

    I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER!

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Harrier wrote: »
    Teefs I am glad you are back

    Druhim has decided not to like me so I need all the friends I can get

    I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER!

    I'll be careful

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I thought this was an actual news story and am frankly rather disappointed

    I was preparing myself for the feelgood story of the year

    Isn't it a bit premature to be declaring anything "[Thing] of the year"?

    Y'know, I don't like your attitude, mister.

    Go jump out a window from a high building.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    won a rap battle and Mormon Married all forum bitches

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I showed Vann my tits, this brought Teefs back.

    OmegaTofuNinja on
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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    potu one day I will strike down those who turned against you

    if you're reading this

    I will bring you back
    potu is gone forever

    They said the same thing about TFS

    and Jesus

    BusterK on
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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oh yeah skull man came back

    hi skull man

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Skull Man returned too, it's a goddamn de-banning jamboree.

    Butler on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Also I fucked Vann Diras in the eye. BLIND THE BITCH BLIND THE BITCH.

    Butler on
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I win you suck

    that's why you're a butler

    Vann Diras on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    Skull Man returned too, it's a goddamn de-banning jamboree.

    Maybe we're living in the days of Rapture
    And all those banned will post again

    BusterK on
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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Harrier wrote: »
    Teefs I am glad you are back

    Druhim has decided not to like me so I need all the friends I can get

    I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER!
    SHOE I WILL NEVER AGAIN OFFER YOU GLAD TIDINGS

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wait holy shit Teefs was unbanned.


    So Teefs. I heard many people voted for the banning because they felt it would be a good thing for you.



    How was it, being cut off? What did you do? Who did you bang?

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    CrackedLens became a father.

    Weaver on
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2009
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    teefs let's go cuddle and tell tales of old times shared, long forgotten

    Weaver on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    what it do Vann

    I am doing a thing pretty soon

    you down

    Skull Man on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DarkPrimus, I can summarize recent events as follows: ZOMBIES COMIN' UP THE HELL RIGHT NOW

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    shit, it's been four months?

    time flies

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DarkPrimus, I can summarize recent events as follows: ZOMBIES COMIN' UP THE HELL RIGHT NOW
    SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD

    SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    its been about 4 months

    that is not a long time, weaver

    I turn 30 this year I don't have much time left. Every precious moment counts.

    Weaver on
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    what it do Vann

    I am doing a thing pretty soon

    you down

    you know it man

    hip and fly

    Vann Diras on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Teefs!

    I missed you.

    #pipe on
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