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I have need of advice

multimoogmultimoog Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
Dear SE++, I have problems with my dick and my pubes and my girlfriend (who is crazy). Also: I cheated on my friend's wife. HELP ME LIVE.

DO YOU NEED A RANDOM INTERNET PERSON'S HELP WITH YOUR INTIMATE LOVE LIFE OR SEXUAL HEALTH? Tough shit.
First person to call me out on being an insensitive ass gets 15 bonus points.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dogg we got this place called "Help and (more specifically) Advice" you should go look at.
    They also talk about dongers a lot so...

    edit: and to be honest your avatar makes me not want to give you any advice.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Well, you cheated so you're basically fucked.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    How do you cheat on a friend's wife? It's not like you're married to her too.

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  • multimoogmultimoog Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sherlock already wins.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Marathon wrote: »
    How do you cheat on a friend's wife? It's not like you're married to her too.

    He cheated on top of her. While she was passed out. Technically speaking, still a three-way.

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    cut it off

    cook it

    serve it to your girlfriend

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  • multimoogmultimoog Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dogg we got this place called "Help and (more specifically) Advice" you should go look at.
    They also talk about dongers a lot so...

    Oh Reeeeeaaaaaaally?

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    multimoog wrote: »
    dogg we got this place called "Help and (more specifically) Advice" you should go look at.
    They also talk about dongers a lot so...

    Oh Reeeeeaaaaaaally?

    Dogg how the fuck slow on the uptake are you, really?

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Booooooooooooooooooo.

    None of us find you interesting and/or edgy.

    ascot on
  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Ascot and I, or course, being the edgiest of the bunch here.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    so is this just backhanded bitching about h/a

    or are you trying to underhandedly brag about banging your pal's lady

    either way, eat a pole

    Knob on
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