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    futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    I work at a non profit... I don't have to be nice to no one

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    i hate that sweet delicious cigs have turned my teeth a tad offwhite

    i had a Djarum Black at a party the other night and it was really good and i kind of want to buy some but i don't want to get addicted to smoking

    you know?

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i hate that sweet delicious cigs have turned my teeth a tad offwhite

    i had a Djarum Black at a party the other night and it was really good and i kind of want to buy some but i don't want to get addicted to smoking

    you know?
    I smoke Blacks on occasion (like once every two weeks) and uh no signs of addiction here dogg

    they're not meant to be smoked as frequently as regular cigarettes

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My ex girl did me wrong in a bad way and I didn't burn all her shit and verbally murder her in front of her new boy toy. She thanked me for it, does that count?

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    ...I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i hate that sweet delicious cigs have turned my teeth a tad offwhite

    i had a Djarum Black at a party the other night and it was really good and i kind of want to buy some but i don't want to get addicted to smoking

    you know?
    I smoke Blacks on occasion (like once every two weeks) and uh no signs of addiction here dogg

    they're not meant to be smoked as frequently as regular cigarettes

    oh i know that you can smoke and not get addicted

    but the chances of getting addicted are a lot higher than when you don't smoke!

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I freed a man from the confines of his mortality.

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Enlightenment or Murder?

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    ...I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Enlightenment through death.

    Murder is for barbarians.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i hate that sweet delicious cigs have turned my teeth a tad offwhite

    i had a Djarum Black at a party the other night and it was really good and i kind of want to buy some but i don't want to get addicted to smoking

    you know?
    I smoke Blacks on occasion (like once every two weeks) and uh no signs of addiction here dogg

    they're not meant to be smoked as frequently as regular cigarettes

    I really wish there was a vending machine where I could put in a quarter and receive a fresh, high quality individually wrapped cigarette. I only get the urge smoke every once in a while, and when I buy a pack I end up smoking more often than I'd really prefer and half the cigs go stale on me before I'm done anyway.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    we showed up at the airport unexpectedly to pick up a friend last night

    to our surprise, someone else had, too! but it all worked out, and all of us had burgers and watched THE HAPPENING here at our place

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    Enlightenment through death.

    Murder is for barbarians.

    I'm intrigued by your ways. Tell me more.

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    ...I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mully wrote: »
    we showed up at the airport unexpectedly to pick up a friend last night

    to our surprise, someone else had, too! but it all worked out, and all of us had burgers and watched THE HAPPENING here at our place

    Isn't watching The Happening the exact opposite of making someone happy?

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i hate that sweet delicious cigs have turned my teeth a tad offwhite

    i had a Djarum Black at a party the other night and it was really good and i kind of want to buy some but i don't want to get addicted to smoking

    you know?
    I smoke Blacks on occasion (like once every two weeks) and uh no signs of addiction here dogg

    they're not meant to be smoked as frequently as regular cigarettes

    oh i know that you can smoke and not get addicted

    but the chances of getting addicted are a lot higher than when you don't smoke!

    djarum blacks are like super insanely bad for you

    they're actually illegal here

    so don't even think about it

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    huh really?

    what makes them so terrible?

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    huh really?

    what makes them so terrible?

    I don't know but they're really just super bad for you

    it shouldn't be that surprising, they're really pretty harsh

    the governor's daughter here died after smoking a whole bunch of them in one night, hence their illegality

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    huh really?

    what makes them so terrible?

    I don't know but they're really just super bad for you

    it shouldn't be that surprising, they're really pretty harsh

    the governor's daughter here died after smoking a whole bunch of them in one night, hence their illegality
    shit that's hardcore

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    They're clove cigerettes.

    There is barely any tobacco in them.

    I don't get this.

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    ...I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    iStevo wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Enlightenment through death.

    Murder is for barbarians.

    I'm intrigued by your ways. Tell me more.

    The body is but a vehicle.

    A shell to carry the soul from one realm to the next.

    Once the soul has been informed of it's purpose and educated in the ways of God, the body may be shed.

    Sometimes this takes the extra effort of an outside force.

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hmmm
    Djarum Black cigarettes sold in United States, Europe, Canada and South American countries have 10–12mg tar and 1mg nicotine, as indicated on the pack. This level of tar and nicotine is comparable to the majority of other regular or "full-flavor" cigarettes available. However, Djarum Black cigarettes produced for consumption in Indonesia contain a significantly higher quantity of Tar and Nicotine, 25mg and 1.6mg respectively. In Canada, Djarum Black cigarettes are listed as containing 42.2–76mg of tar and 1.88–3.39mg of nicotine, a significant amount more than most other cigarettes.

    The venous plasma nicotine and carbon monoxide levels from 10 smokers were tested after smoking kreteks and were found to be similar to non-clove brands of cigarettes, such as Marlboro.[7]

    Rats were given equal inhalation doses of conventional tobacco cigarettes and kreteks over a short period. Those that had inhaled kreteks did not appear to show worse health effects compared to those that had inhaled conventional cigarettes.[8] The study was repeated with a 14-day exposure and kreteks again did not produce worse health effects than conventional cigarettes.[9]

    The eugenol in clove smoke causes a numbing of the throat which can diminish the gag reflex in users, leading researchers to recommend caution for individuals with respiratory infections.[10] There have also been a few cases of aspiration pneumonia in individuals with normal respiratory tracts possibly because of the diminished gag reflex. Researchers recommend that people who have an allergy to cloves should avoid kreteks.

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    hmmm

    Djarum Black cigarettes sold in United States, Europe, Canada and South American countries have 10–12mg tar and 1mg nicotine, as indicated on the pack. This level of tar and nicotine is comparable to the majority of other regular or "full-flavor" cigarettes available. However, Djarum Black cigarettes produced for consumption in Indonesia contain a significantly higher quantity of Tar and Nicotine, 25mg and 1.6mg respectively. In Canada, Djarum Black cigarettes are listed as containing 42.2–76mg of tar and 1.88–3.39mg of nicotine, a significant amount more than most other cigarettes.

    Okay, they're like four times worse for you in Canada. That I didn't know. They smell nice, but I stopped smoking before I discovered Blacks, or cloves in general.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    one time in FFXI I bought a complete stranger a 400,000 gil item because he accidentally tossed his by pressing the wrong button.

    400,000 gil is an incredibly large amount of money, by the way

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    he was probably lying to you

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    he was probably lying to you

    no it's a really bad design flaw, there's a button that allows you to literally throw an item at someone

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hahaah that's pretty great

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So they then get the item, or does it just dissapear?

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    nope it's gone forever

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wow, that is a really shitty button to have.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Does the person receive any ill effects from this item throwing thing?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I regularly make people's day

    Apparently it's part of my job

    It kind of sucks.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sheri you have yet to make mine

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i hate that sweet delicious cigs have turned my teeth a tad offwhite

    i had a Djarum Black at a party the other night and it was really good and i kind of want to buy some but i don't want to get addicted to smoking

    you know?
    I smoke Blacks on occasion (like once every two weeks) and uh no signs of addiction here dogg

    they're not meant to be smoked as frequently as regular cigarettes

    oh i know that you can smoke and not get addicted

    but the chances of getting addicted are a lot higher than when you don't smoke!

    djarum blacks are like super insanely bad for you

    they're actually illegal here

    so don't even think about it

    but they're so good!

    i tried finding some today but the normal stores (CVS and WaWa) don't sell them

    maybe i'll take a trip up to the smoke shop tomorrow

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My cat is apparently showing teeth now. It had it's lower lip ripped off earlier today. :(

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    Old DirtyOld Dirty Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I won five hundred dollars on a lotto ticket so I bought a scratch ticket and gave an old dude playing harmonica a twenty, the scratch ticket won me another three hundred so I gave the guy another twenty he looked surprised as fuck but I was having a good day and felt generous.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Does the person receive any ill effects from this item throwing thing?

    you throw items at monsters and it can cause damage, kind of like the old Gil Throw skill in the older FF games

    the guy was running away from a monster (can't solo worth shit in FFXI) and instead of using a spell bound to one of the F keys he used the item toss thing instead

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    MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I helped a lady change her tire the other day. Then I helped a dude out of a snow bank he driven into. I think he was drunk, but fuck it.

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    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
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    ThorionThorion __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    So I gave a dollar to a beggar after I left Mass today

    pretty awesome huh

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Polago wrote: »
    10 minutes ago, I was asked the question "why?" by a girl and her friends from giving her $1.50 for a slice of pizza after overhearing that she's broke.

    "It's nice to see people smile".

    What have you done recently to brighten someone's day?

    Conversely, what have people done for you that genuinely warmed your heart?

    "why"

    "because I hope to one day stick it in you, whore. Now eat up, my plump potato-shaped darling."

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    we showed up at the airport unexpectedly to pick up a friend last night

    to our surprise, someone else had, too! but it all worked out, and all of us had burgers and watched THE HAPPENING here at our place

    Isn't watching The Happening the exact opposite of making someone happy?

    yes, yes, but we had 3 people in the house who hadn't seen it
    james and i sat silently, giggling to ourselves as the cheesiest parts came up
    they all laughed, it was good

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2009
    i bought some cigarettes!

    i'm cool!!!

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    arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I think for the most part the creepy/charming divide is relative to how attractive you are.

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