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EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
SE++ I just broke up with my girlfriend. Like, five minutes ago. I'm pretty unhappy about it.

You might even say I am hurt and bitter.

Is this a good excuse to make a thread? Not really.

So, let's talk about something else.

Ummm...

I'm thinking of learning to play the Harmonica.

Is this a good idea y/n?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sup dogg einhander what it do

    well okay i guess you just told us

    but mang

    you my drunk dial buddy

    and learn to play that harmonica

    learn that shit

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    nope

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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hoes*

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I have a girl coming over to mine

    Is it cool if I use your thread when it all goes to hell?

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i wish i could play the harmonica

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited January 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • Grim OutlookGrim Outlook Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    you could write a song and try and win back your girlfriend

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    she's probably already having her rebound bone right now while you post on the internet

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Didn't you already make this thread?
    you get back with her in 4/5days time

    ascot on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pee yourself.

    Then you'll feel good.

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    boats and hos

    Beats on hos

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ILLUSIONS EINHANDER
    THEY'RE CALLED ILLUSIONS

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  • TasteicleTasteicle Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    listen to simple plan or something, i dunno

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    learn to play the guitar!

    everyone loves a guy who pulls out his guitar at a party

    you will be, if you will pardon my expression, the life of the party

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sorry man.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    boats and hos
    YEAH BOATS AND HOS

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Polago wrote: »
    boats and hos

    Beats on hos

    Skeets on hos

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    really though that sucks einhänder

    i had to do the same thing a couple months back

    let me tell you i am now much better off

    it will get better

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    only one thing to do

    strut

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What you need to do is play a mournful dirge on your harmonica, and then turn it into a totally rockin' out jam session when your blues playing neighbors next door hear your song and decide to lift your spirits with the power of music.

    That totally happens in real life, right?

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I have a girl coming over to mine

    Is it cool if I use your thread when it all goes to hell?

    Yes.
    ascot wrote: »
    Didn't you already make this thread?
    you get back with her in 4/5days time

    No, my alt did. But I learned more info since then which made the situation worse. But then I was like fuck it who cares.

    Also, Kovak, I'm gonna learn it. I'm gonna learn it for you dogg.

    I mean, look at this smug son of a bitch:

    charlie20harmonicayf4.jpg

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Einhander wrote: »
    SE++ I just broke up with my girlfriend. Like, five minutes ago. I'm pretty unhappy about it.

    You might even say I am hurt and bitter.

    Is this a good excuse to make a thread? Not really.

    So, let's talk about something else.

    Ummm...

    I'm thinking of learning to play the Harmonica.

    Is this a good idea y/n?

    You were posting here 5 minutes ago too... what did you post, get up make a sammitch, break up with your girlfriend and then make a thread about it?


    Also... jew harp > harmonica

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Einhander did you guys break up over a game of starcraft?

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  • emericanaemericana Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the next guy she's with, though

    you'll be so much better looking

    it always happens

    it will be delicious

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I actually legitimately enjoy being a rebound guy

    EDIT: Or did, rather. It's been a while.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    emericana I wish that is how it would work but the reason I dumped her was because she was macking on some other dude.

    And he is a really good looking dude, I almost don't blame her.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm gonna get back at her by gaining 300lbs and becoming the lead singer from Blues Traveler.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    What you need to do is play a mournful dirge on your harmonica, and then turn it into a totally rockin' out jam session when your blues playing neighbors next door hear your song and decide to lift your spirits with the power of music.

    That totally happens in real life, right?

    Pfft, like he should take advice from a guy who's happily married.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Just a word of warning about learning to play the harmonica - that fucker is loud. If you have a roommate or thin walls or nosy neighbors everyone is gonna give you shit about what a crappy harmonica player you are.

    There's a trick to this though - buy a pair of cymbals. Every time you screw up a lick, give those cymbals a crash. It's like an auditory reset button.

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  • FoodFood Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    lick on these nuts and suck the dick
    get the fuck out after you're done
    and I hop in my ride to make a quick run

    Uh that is what you were referencing, right?

    Food on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The best revenge is having fun like she never existed

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Basically, what I'm trying to say is that if I gave a fuck about a bitch, I'd always be broke

    I'd never had no motherfucking indo to smoke

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  • Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Beat his ass

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Swill on
  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Saw it coming

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  • emericanaemericana Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Einhander wrote: »
    emericana I wish that is how it would work but the reason I dumped her was because she was macking on some other dude.

    And he is a really good looking dude, I almost don't blame her.

    well yeah, the next mack will be soso fine

    but the next boyfriend

    oh you'll feel so spiffy

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Swill on
  • FoodFood Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No you guys are doing it wrong.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLBw28Ojw4c

    I don't give a shit about some novelty cover, the original is a god damn classic.

    Food on
  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Swill is on the right track, but Food is corect in this instance.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Irrelevant but I just invited viv and beavs to my birthday party, If i was friends with you guys on facebook i'd invite you aswell

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