seriously
I came down with... something... on new years eve that cancelled my plans for that evening
and it's still sticking around
I've just spent the last two hours tossing and turning despite being incredibly tired
that's just how it is with me and getting sick, really
I don't get sick very often, but when I do, I'm completely incapacitated for
days
I know there are some of your out there doing far, far worse than me as far as health goes
but I still feel like shit
what are your tales of illness, SE++?
anything interesting?
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Ran a full run of keflex, and the infection is still there down to right above the first knuckle. Started a run of clindamycin today and fuuuuck I hope it works
there's nothing on tv and rather than turn it off and get some more Jane Austen read or finish off this story
I am watching a degrassi marathon
I just hope they find a cure
Like, seriously awful
But I desperately want to be good at the Red Alert series, because the cinematics are so cheesy and delightful
oh hey same here
a 102 fever for a week straight can do that to you.
That was three years ago, and I haven't been seriously sick since. Just sniffles and colds and shit.
God damn man, go to bed.
And then it turns out that some STD's incubate for like a year...and it turned out I did have an STD.
when I was 12 or 13 I started getting consistent ingrown toenails on my big toes, and those always, always got infected
we never went to the doctor for them because of the whole homeopathic-mom-doctors-are-the-devil thing
I ended up getting like six surgeries on each of them over the course of maybe two years
my toes are still really super sensitive and the big toes are none too pretty because of the surgeries, and on bad days I actually have a limp
woohoo
Define "being stupid"
oh god, one of my friends from high school's younger sister watched that show fucking nonstop.
At least I got head from her.
there was a point where I couldn't even keep water down
but i have this thing where sometimes when im sleeping, i will wake up and not be able to breath practically at all
its especially bad if i sleep on my left side, but can really happen anytime. i need to see a doctor, find out if my asthma's making a comeback
but really, i do NOT wanna be a 25 year old guy with an inhaler. not cool!
my friends who go to school in-state have seen like every episode
one of my friends has seen every episode of this, saving the bell and has his tivo set to record Zoey 101
funniest fucking guy
Multiple partners, usually no condom, short time frame...I was on a sort of bender. Nothing too crazy.
Man, no condom really is dumb.
Which is to say, extremely goddamn stupid.
They exist for a reason, man.
no really
/cue brain tumor jokes
I've tried about three times to beat the last allied mission in RA3, twice I failed, and the third time it crashed. So angry.
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It pretty much hits every single "don't do" in the book
I was convinced there was a government conspiracy to steal my blanket
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Dude I know, I totally know...
But I mean, however self-evident this might be, it's just one of those stupid things people often do.
Probably because condom vs. condomless sex makes a big ass difference, and it was at a time when I was often hitting the bottle a bit too hard.
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But it sucks double when you're a virgin with it.
Steam | XBL: Elazual | Last.fm
other than that I'm pretty sure I'm clean as a whistle
should probably get checked again, actually.
Didn't you read the OP?
Hell, I'm in bed right now.
Trojan makes this self-warming lubed condom that, while not exactly like the real thing, makes for a very good time while guaranteeing no terrible dick diseases. I refuse to use any other kind.
Not big enough to be worth getting a disease, dummy.
I am the sluttiest slut to have ever slutted sluttily, but have always been clean as a whistle because of always using a condom.
Somebody put me in a damn PSA already
is there any other way of doing that?
like, what does a urine test test for
because there is exactly one std I might have and I realllly don't want anything going in the out door
I've always used a condom but who knows
I may have the Ladykiller disease
Anyway...this was just a dumb phase. Years later, a condom broke on me one night and I flipped shit, took a lot of precautions the next day as far as Plan B goes, etc. It's not like I'm always a dumbshit.
It is like, 238, and my lipid is like, fucking 114 or something ridiculous.