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Third-Hand Awesomness [smoking thread]
Flyingman
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Because now I have to be afraid of all my radioactive belongings.
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Personally, I like to poison the world in style with my Black Devils, I've got a sexy leather jacket I like to wear when I'm smoking too. Only made sexier by the fact that it is now poisonous.
What do you smoke PA?
A New Cigarette Hazard: ‘Third-Hand Smoke’
Third-hand smoke is what one smells when a smoker gets in an elevator after going outside for a cigarette, he said, or in a hotel room where people were smoking. “Your nose isn’t lying,†he said. “The stuff is so toxic that your brain is telling you: ’Get away.’â€
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“The central message here is that simply closing the kitchen door to take a smoke is not protecting the kids from the effects of that smoke,†he said. “There are carcinogens in this third-hand smoke, and they are a cancer risk for anybody of any age who comes into contact with them.â€
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Personally, I like to poison the world in style with my Black Devils, I've got a sexy leather jacket I like to wear when I'm smoking too. Only made sexier by the fact that it is now poisonous.
What do you smoke PA?
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I just roll up dead grass in newspaper and smoke that shit.
man, what about fourth-hand smoke
the smoke you smell like when you met a smoker who just smoked
Either way, not a smoker fan, but I'll be /damned/ if I didn't develop a weak-in-the-knees problem with that third hand smoke thing after dating a smoker. Just have to remind myself not to rub up against people in hotel elevators after they come in from smoking.
No I think you completely missed the point, leave the thread.
oh, man, i was just thinking this. well, not the cock thing, but how i dated a chick who smoked and how awesome it was afterward in some trashy way.
Man if I could, I would, then I would attend my next dress party as Spikeandholyfuckingshitit'sTFS?
Exactly. The weird things you learn to love, the random smell of smoke clinging to a person probably isn't the strangest of them all. No, definitely not. Here's to cancer.
Also, I mostly smoke Camel Turkish Royals.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
that's very true. i've found that a mixture of whiskey and old-school stetson cologne is particularly effective on girls. my guess is that it's because it gives them a familiar, comfortable feeling similar to being around their grandpas, who were cut from a different cloth.
I know for certain my cell phone is giving me cancer anyway.
It varies by market, not by store. Pretty much every gas station had them when I was in Texas, and I have to drive to the goddamn reservation to find them in Oklahoma. Specialty smoke shops are always a good place to look, though.
i'm neutral on the issue of cigarettes
i want to take up pipe tobacco though
This guys make a damn fine cigarette. They have a citrus blend, a rose petal blend, and my personal favorite, the earl gray tea blend.
I try to buy a different pack of cigarettes each time, and don't mind spending the extra buck for good flavor.
DuMaurier is a fine cigarette as well
i will get one of those fake cigarettes that give off smoke and everything
or maybe i will just have a heroin addiction
yes i know i'm a faggot
i'll have a pipe
I want to try the cinnamon ones.
Does this count as coming out?
I love the "zomg stinky" bitching about smoking. Yes, a lit cigarette gives off a smell. A dirty place that is smoked in daily will smell like smoke. As a smoker, you don't have to smell like either of those things.
Dear smokers, here's how you avoid smelling like ass: 1) wash your hands after you smoke. 2) wash your clothing more than once every two years 3) keep well-hydrated and don't fill your system with shitty food, and your breath won't stink.
Voila! Done!
Rank sent me a rather awesome Zippo pipe lighter for satans which I have yet to use but look forward to in the near future.
A good cigar once in awhile is ok too. Both the pipe and the cigar are pretty rare occurrences.
I hate that smell. It sure is trashy, but not awesome.
Oh wow, look at that hot chick, I'm just gonna walk up to - oh she smells like smoke, boner gone.
How about.... don't smoke?
I like it when smoking gives you any certain number of horrible diseases.
Last I checked it was $12 Billion AUD, and that's from 2001.
anyone who smokes today knows all the damn shit you're spewing, and all you will get from saying it is them thinking you're a preachy dickhole
in other words, a pussy
Because you're selfish cunts who just want to have a drag.
And fuck Second-Hand Smoke. That's one of the greatest myths perpetrated by air-hungry liberals and the most far-out retarded of PC culture.