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So the lady from the bus emailed me and was like "Yeah I'd love to get coffee, but only as friends. Cool?"
Do I put it in the butt y/n
Also, should I have sex with a fat chick this weekend? I weigh 110 and she's more or less built like a line backer. (I haven't had sex in a long long time)
Is she nice looking in the facial area? Cuz a girl can be large sized and still be quite pretty, is what I'm sayin'.
driving in the city, any city, is usually a bad idea.
Buy a bike or learn the bus routes. preferably both.
There are a lot of places in L.A. where public transpo just does not go. And others that require switching between subways and buses and just generally takes four times longer than even sitting in traffic.
L.A.'s public transportation blows.
I bet you Sydney's is on par if not worse.
did you hear the great bit about cityrail in the past week
like they were aiming for peak hour trains to be 5% overloaded or something like that this year
so its a bit uncomfortable
but results just came in saying that the trains in 2008 were 16% overloaded
and theyre like
okay lets retroactively change our target from 5% to 17% so we can say we did a good job
It sounds about right. Really, I'm not surprised.
Also congrats to them scrapping the North-West metro.
Yes there are actually people who live in North-West Sydney. Several hundred thousand in fact.
If you folks ever want to impress the ladies, be funny, be smart. That will put you leagues and miles ahead of any pretty boy asshole that shows up. Women-- women of quality, anyways-- dig a man that has a personality. That goes a long way, especially when you're both drunk and the party is winding down.
Also, be attractive. That's more up to God than it is to you, though.
If you folks ever want to impress the ladies, be funny, be smart. That will put you leagues and miles ahead of any pretty boy asshole that shows up. Women-- women of quality, anyways-- dig a man that has a personality. That goes a long way, especially when you're both drunk and the party is winding down.
Also, be attractive. That's more up to God than it is to you, though.
This one time this girl was all "I'm totally not going to sleep with you" and I was like "oh, no problem, that's cool. I mean, I want to, but if you don't want to that's perfectly okay."
24 hours later we had done it a total of six times.
This one time this girl was all "I'm totally not going to sleep with you" and I was like "oh, no problem, that's cool. I mean, I want to, but if you don't want to that's perfectly okay."
24 hours later we had done it a total of six times.
If you folks ever want to impress the ladies, be funny, be smart. That will put you leagues and miles ahead of any pretty boy asshole that shows up. Women-- women of quality, anyways-- dig a man that has a personality. That goes a long way, especially when you're both drunk and the party is winding down.
Also, be attractive. That's more up to God than it is to you, though.
This one time this girl was all "I'm totally not going to sleep with you" and I was like "oh, no problem, that's cool. I mean, I want to, but if you don't want to that's perfectly okay."
24 hours later we had done it a total of six times.
Extra strength roofies?
Well, I believe she was either sitting on my lap or laying on top of me in bed when she initially said that so...
This one time this girl was all "I'm totally not going to sleep with you" and I was like "oh, no problem, that's cool. I mean, I want to, but if you don't want to that's perfectly okay."
24 hours later we had done it a total of six times.
Extra strength roofies?
Well, I believe she was either sitting on my lap or laying on top of me in bed when she initially said that so...
sounds like some serious denial on her part but man who wouldn't want to fuck you, right??
This one time this girl was all "I'm totally not going to sleep with you" and I was like "oh, no problem, that's cool. I mean, I want to, but if you don't want to that's perfectly okay."
24 hours later we had done it a total of six times.
Extra strength roofies?
Well, I believe she was either sitting on my lap or laying on top of me in bed when she initially said that so...
sounds like some serious denial on her part but man who wouldn't want to fuck you, right??
only dykes
Yeah, I mean, she could barely get the words out between her heavy breaths of desire.
She totally sent me this picture today of her in this cute as hell little nighty, wearing a necklace that she's told me reminds her of me and I can't stop looking at it. I think I'm in love guys.
She totally sent me this picture today of her in this cute as hell little nighty, wearing a necklace that she's told me reminds her of me and I can't stop looking at it. I think I'm in love guys.
She totally sent me this picture today of her in this cute as hell little nighty, wearing a necklace that she's told me reminds her of me and I can't stop looking at it. I think I'm in love guys.
She totally sent me this picture today of her in this cute as hell little nighty, wearing a necklace that she's told me reminds her of me and I can't stop looking at it. I think I'm in love guys.
She totally sent me this picture today of her in this cute as hell little nighty, wearing a necklace that she's told me reminds her of me and I can't stop looking at it. I think I'm in love guys.
what's the necklace
is it a pair of people having tons of sex
Its an octopus but she says it looks like a cthulhu head. I wonder why that would make her think of me......
If you folks ever want to impress the ladies, be funny, be smart. That will put you leagues and miles ahead of any pretty boy asshole that shows up. Women-- women of quality, anyways-- dig a man that has a personality. That goes a long way, especially when you're both drunk and the party is winding down.
Also, be attractive. That's more up to God than it is to you, though.
She totally sent me this picture today of her in this cute as hell little nighty, wearing a necklace that she's told me reminds her of me and I can't stop looking at it. I think I'm in love guys.
what's the necklace
is it a pair of people having tons of sex
Its an octopus but she says it looks like a cthulhu head. I wonder why that would make her think of me......
is it because of your pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings
She totally sent me this picture today of her in this cute as hell little nighty, wearing a necklace that she's told me reminds her of me and I can't stop looking at it. I think I'm in love guys.
what's the necklace
is it a pair of people having tons of sex
Its an octopus but she says it looks like a cthulhu head. I wonder why that would make her think of me......
is it because of your pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings
Well it made me wonder because the only place I use this name is here on the forums, but I hadn't thought of all that, you must be right.
This one time this girl was all "I'm totally not going to sleep with you" and I was like "oh, no problem, that's cool. I mean, I want to, but if you don't want to that's perfectly okay."
24 hours later we had done it a total of six times.
Man, part of the dance is always "I swear, I never do this sort of thing"
This one time this girl was all "I'm totally not going to sleep with you" and I was like "oh, no problem, that's cool. I mean, I want to, but if you don't want to that's perfectly okay."
24 hours later we had done it a total of six times.
Man, part of the dance is always "I swear, I never do this sort of thing"
Also, the lady folk seem to like humility, shyness, and awkwardness. As long as you have a reign on that kind of thing, you're good to go.
Nobody likes a braggart.
Are you kidding? When you're just looking for a good fucking, most woman are looking for confidence, bravado, arrogance and swagger. Also, if they're especially hot, acting like you're too good for them is a sure fire way to end up with the hottest girl in the room. Seriously hot girls that would be down to fuck, one-night-stand style have serious self-esteem problems 95% of the time. Play off that and you'll be sneaking out of her bed in the morning in no time.
Also, the lady folk seem to like humility, shyness, and awkwardness. As long as you have a reign on that kind of thing, you're good to go.
Nobody likes a braggart.
Are you kidding? When you're just looking for a good fucking, most woman are looking for confidence, bravado, arrogance and swagger. Also, if they're especially hot, acting like you're too good for them is a sure fire way to end up with the hottest girl in the room. Seriously hot girls that would be down to fuck, one-night-stand style have serious self-esteem problems 95% of the time. Play off that and you'll be sneaking out of her bed in the morning in no time.
Am I just drunk or does this not make a whole heap of sense?
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Is she nice looking in the facial area? Cuz a girl can be large sized and still be quite pretty, is what I'm sayin'.
It sounds about right. Really, I'm not surprised.
Also congrats to them scrapping the North-West metro.
Yes there are actually people who live in North-West Sydney. Several hundred thousand in fact.
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that's how troy fell people
No that was "gift horse in the anus"
Also, be attractive. That's more up to God than it is to you, though.
who died and made you lord of the women
24 hours later we had done it a total of six times.
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Extra strength roofies?
Well, I believe she was either sitting on my lap or laying on top of me in bed when she initially said that so...
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perfect murder thread :arrow:
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only dykes
And then they are mine
Yeah, I mean, she could barely get the words out between her heavy breaths of desire.
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Pro Tip.
Yeah at very very least.
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like climbing everest
then having sex with it
is it a pair of people having tons of sex
and he was all "oh hey you're pretty nifty too"
smoooooooooooooooooth like buttah
Its an octopus but she says it looks like a cthulhu head. I wonder why that would make her think of me......
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Look at that chick's rack.
LOOK AT IT
Well it made me wonder because the only place I use this name is here on the forums, but I hadn't thought of all that, you must be right.
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Man, part of the dance is always "I swear, I never do this sort of thing"
HAhaha, you couldn't be more right.
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tell us more about the dance
what else can you determine about this person, I want to know what kind of girl is so lucky
take notes
Most girls end up thinking I am flirting with them and I'm just teasing them, when in reality I'm completely oblivious and just being nice.
Nobody likes a braggart.
Are you kidding? When you're just looking for a good fucking, most woman are looking for confidence, bravado, arrogance and swagger. Also, if they're especially hot, acting like you're too good for them is a sure fire way to end up with the hottest girl in the room. Seriously hot girls that would be down to fuck, one-night-stand style have serious self-esteem problems 95% of the time. Play off that and you'll be sneaking out of her bed in the morning in no time.
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Poop
Hey, I'm a scumbag. What?
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No need to say anything.
We can just sit here together, and in the silence our eyes will tell everything.
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Really Kate
Tell us more about broad generalizations used for comedic effect