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Fuck Vince Offer

PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, manAh, jeezRegistered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
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You condescending dick, I don't give a shit about the ShamWow or the SlapChop

Billy Mays fa LYFE

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OxiClean? Handy Switch? Motherfucking Bedazzler?

That's what I'm talking about.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i saw a shamwow commercial a few hours ago i was indeed wowed

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    pooro how drunk are you, scale of 1 to drunk

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Also, how dope are Tater Mitts?

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    you can trust a man with a beard like that

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dopealicious

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    pooro how drunk are you, scale of 1 to drunk

    That's a shitty scale

    Poorochondriac on
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    "You're gonna love my nuts"

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Given the opportunity, I would probably kick Vince Offer in the nuts.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It turns out he had some shitty comedy movie a few years ago before he made it big-time.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    Given the opportunity, I would probably kick Vince Offer in the nuts.

    Seriously, what a prick

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MAGIC PUTTY CAN SUCK A DICK YA'LL

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    pooro how drunk are you, scale of 1 to drunk

    That's a shitty scale

    what do you know, you're drunk

    Kusuguttai on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    pooro how drunk are you, scale of 1 to drunk

    That's a shitty scale

    what do you know, you're drunk

    Like to see you prove it

    Poorochondriac on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    pooro how drunk are you, scale of 1 to drunk

    That's a shitty scale

    what do you know, you're drunk

    Like to see you prove it

    you win this round

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Magic Bullet is pretty rad too

    Mixing omelette ingredients in the palm of my hand?

    Yes please.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    pooro how drunk are you, scale of 1 to drunk

    That's a shitty scale

    what do you know, you're drunk

    Like to see you prove it

    type the alphabet backwards

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    you can't make fun of vince

    he is a stroke victim :x

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I like Cillit Bang.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    pooro how drunk are you, scale of 1 to drunk

    That's a shitty scale

    what do you know, you're drunk

    Like to see you prove it

    type the alphabet backwards

    Zee Why Ex Double-You Vee You Tee Ess Arr Cue Pee Oh En Em El Kay Jay Eye Eyche Gee Eff Ee Dee See Bee Ay

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    and a victim of TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS, NOW THAT HE HAS A SLAPCHOP

    it just makes dinner SO EASY

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hahahaha

    Fletcher, you are alright

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Billy Mayes is so excited about everything he sells. I never knew a guy could be so enthralled by cleaning products.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Billy Mayes is so excited about everything he sells. I never knew a guy could be so enthralled by cleaning products.

    It's infectious!

    I'm all leaning forward on my couch

    "You mean I can clean a rusty penny? In sixty seconds?"

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sandström!

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    Fuck off and die.
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fletcher wrote: »
    and a victim of TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS, NOW THAT HE HAS A SLAPCHOP

    it just makes dinner SO EASY

    And we wonder why America is so fat.
    Do you think the fatties are going to use the slapchop to dice up some celery and carrots to throw on their salad?
    No.
    They're going to pulverize some cheetos so they can snort them.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    HI

    I'M BILLY MAYS

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    HI

    I'M BILLY MAYS

    DO YOU HAVE A DENT IN YOUR CAR, BUT DON'T FEEL LIKE PAYING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AT A BODY SHOP

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg&NR=1

    This ones better.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmlE71n-gFs

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    HI

    I'M BILLY MAYS

    DO YOU HAVE A DENT IN YOUR CAR, BUT DON'T FEEL LIKE PAYING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AT A BODY SHOP

    YES

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    HI

    I'M BILLY MAYS

    DO YOU HAVE A DENT IN YOUR CAR, BUT DON'T FEEL LIKE PAYING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AT A BODY SHOP

    YES

    THEN DING KING IS FOR YOU

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    okay there's one billy mays commercial for super absorbent towels

    i forget what the stupid product name for them is

    but i love that commercial, because at one point there's a dog

    and his dog dish is full of soda and ice cubes

    Knob on
  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmlE71n-gFs

    Germans make me wet. :V

    hahhaha

    "VINCE doesn't shit in the WASHING MACHINE"

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    okay there's one billy mays commercial for super absorbent towels

    i forget what the stupid product name for them is

    but i love that commercial, because at one point there's a dog

    and his dog dish is full of soda and ice cubes

    Zorbeez, my good man

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hahahahaha what?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    yes! ZORBEES!

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    "i like big macs, but eating them just take so much tiiime"

    NOT A PROBLEM BUDDY

    WITH THE SLAPCHOP YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BIG MAC INTO A CONVENIENT DIPPING SAUCE IN

    ONE

    TWO

    THREE SLAPS

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    "It'll have you saying VINCE every time you use it."

    :V

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fletcher wrote: »
    "i like big macs, but eating them just take so much tiiime"

    NOT A PROBLEM BUDDY

    WITH THE SLAPCHOP YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BIG MAC INTO A CONVENIENT DIPPING SAUCE IN

    ONE

    TWO

    THREE SLAPS

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahaha

    Oh god

    My cackles echo throughout the house

    ONE

    TWO

    THREE SLAPS


    ahahahahahaa

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I kept expecting the guy in the Shamwow commercial to say in his Jersey accent "C'mon, your wife deserves this."

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    linguini

    martini

    bikini

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