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PA Forums Site Search Thread

MKRMKR Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
This is the thread where we invoke Google Site Search to unearth gems buried by time and other substances.

You go to google, toss a word or phrase in, then add site:forums.penny-arcade.com on the end.

For example: http://www.google.com/search?q=drenk+site%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fforums.penny-arcade.com%2F&btnG=Search&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&sa=2

Which produces some of the finest drunk posts.

And http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=ban+site%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fforums.penny-arcade.com%2F&btnG=Search

Which produces a list of old ban logs.

one of those newsed letters - a blue sky
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    Your search - "robothero sucks" did not match any documents.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Did this search.

    Ended up in this thread.

    Found this post.

    Wish I hadn't done this.

    mcp on
  • DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That is one motherfucking creepy avatar

    Dixon on
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mcp wrote: »
    Did this search.

    Ended up in this thread.

    Found this post.

    Wish I hadn't done this.

    Man, that post reminded me about this animal show that was listing the ten most dangerous animals you thought were cute.

    Most of them were pretty obvious. Monkeys (i think specifically orangutans) and hippos and stuff.

    The third most dangerous/surprising animal was the dolphin. Why? Rape. Turns out, dolphins will rape the shit out of you with nine inch dicks.

    The expert said something like "Well when it has a a large sex drive and a huge penis, and you've got nothing but a spandex bathing suit on, there's going to be trouble."

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    I did a vanity search and found this

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Langly wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    Did this search.

    Ended up in this thread.

    Found this post.

    Wish I hadn't done this.

    Man, that post reminded me about this animal show that was listing the ten most dangerous animals you thought were cute.

    Most of them were pretty obvious. Monkeys (i think specifically orangutans) and hippos and stuff.

    The third most dangerous/surprising animal was the dolphin. Why? Rape. Turns out, dolphins will rape the shit out of you with nine inch dicks.

    The expert said something like "Well when it has a a large sex drive and a huge penis, and you've got nothing but a spandex bathing suit on, there's going to be trouble."
    do not smile at an orangutan.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Results 1 - 10 of about 17,700 from forums.penny-arcade.com for dick.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Results 1 - 10 of about 17,700 from forums.penny-arcade.com for dick.
    Results 1 - 10 of about 17,600 from forums.penny-arcade.com for cock

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Helped find this gem: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=49573&page=4

    John McCaingaskhan and Condolleeza Regirice crack me up so hard.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    thorgot wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Results 1 - 10 of about 17,700 from forums.penny-arcade.com for dick.
    Results 1 - 10 of about 17,600 from forums.penny-arcade.com for cock

    Wow, that's surprisingly close. Dong and Wang are significantly less popular.

    wait for it....

    Results 1 - 10 of about 17,900 from forums.penny-arcade.com for gay

    Somehow I don't think we're going to get any higher than that unless we start using things like "the" or we ask teefs for help.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Results 1 - 10 of about 41,800 from forums.penny-arcade.com for ass

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    wow these statistics are awesome. Please keep them coming.
    Results 1 - 10 of about 171,000 from forums.penny-arcade.com for the

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    Results 1 - 10 of about 12,600 from forums.penny-arcade.com for boring

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oh my god potatoe

    you have bested me in google combat and I salute you

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Results 1 - 10 of about 47,200 from forums.penny-arcade.com for kill. (0.24 seconds)
    Results 1 - 10 of about 80,200 from forums.penny-arcade.com for fuck. (0.18 seconds)

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Results 1 - 10 of about 393 from forums.penny-arcade.com for denihilist.

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    Results 1 - 10 of about 393 from forums.penny-arcade.com for denihilist.
    :cry:
    (posted from the 3rd degree burn ward)

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Results 1 - 10 of about 111 from forums.penny-arcade.com for "get in my butt

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  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Results 1 - 10 of about 14,600 from forums.penny-arcade.com for druhim is old.

    However,
    Results 1 - 10 of about 147 from forums.penny-arcade.com for "druhim is old".

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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Results 1 - 10 of about 17,500 from forums.penny-arcade.com for i'm gay

    Fuga on
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Results 1 - 10 of about 14,600 from forums.penny-arcade.com for druhim is old.

    However,
    Results 1 - 10 of about 147 from forums.penny-arcade.com for "druhim is old".

    ahaha you should've just left it at the first one

    it's much funnier than the truth

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hey Deni, do you know why the forums are being indexed on google again? Also it seems to be crawling us really often, even threads that are a few minutes old seem to show up on my google searches.

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  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    Hey Deni, do you know why the forums are being indexed on google again? Also it seems to be crawling us really often, even threads that are a few minutes old seem to show up on my google searches.

    Back in November:
    Ramius wrote: »
    It is my intention that the forums should show up in the major search engines.

    It has been my intention for a very long time that the forums should be indexed, but there were several things I wanted in place first. After enough time passed, those things seemed less and less important and so finally a couple weeks ago, the robots.txt was removed to allow the indexing to start.

    I have no idea how it crawls so often, but it does the same thing with popular blogs - crawling frequency might be based on site popularity.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It is.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hmm, the word we're not allowed to say shows up 130 times.

    Also, good lord, subjecting the internet at large to the horrible things we do here has to be some sort of crime.

    Brolo on
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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Results 1 - 10 of about 11,900 from forums.penny-arcade.com for obama.
    8,620 from forums.penny-arcade.com for mccain.
    Results 1 - 10 of about 422 from forums.penny-arcade.com for "ron paul".
    which actually seems kind of low...
    Results 1 - 10 of about 197 from forums.penny-arcade.com for "caribou barbie".

    And "shitcock" seems to only make 230 appearances.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=79293&page=85

    I don't look hilarious

    :(

    talking about me behind my back why i oughta

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Results 1 - 10 of about 2,630 from forums.penny-arcade.com for swordfights.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    denihilist wrote: »
    I did a vanity search and found this
    Thread of Kings.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man I can't think of anything to search for

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    jwalk wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    I did a vanity search and found this
    Thread of Kings.

    I can't believe this joker ended up with 5,815 posts
    He actually became part of the forum community
    How is that possible?
    Where the fuck do you go from there?

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Results 1 - 10 of about 51 from forums.penny-arcade.com for "dammit wiggin".

    I was expecting a lot more

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    Results 1 - 10 of about 51 from forums.penny-arcade.com for "dammit wiggin".

    I was expecting a lot more

    I got 58.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Results 1 - 10 of about 38 from forums.penny-arcade.com for "goddamn it wiggin"

    Results 1 - 8 of 8 from forums.penny-arcade.com for "goddamnit wiggin"

    Results 1 - 2 of 2 from forums.penny-arcade.com for "godamnit wiggin"

    Results 1 - 8 of 8 from forums.penny-arcade.com for "goddammit wiggin"

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