The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.
How has thread cancer affected the posts in your life? Do you know a poster who is suffering from this terrible illness? With each donation we buy hundreds and thousands of sea monkeys to pour into the sewers. Eventually it is our hope that they will create new societies in the oceans that will kill and replace our clueless disease-ridden populace as they evolve into cancer-immune monstrosities.
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And every thread I touch shall wither and die."