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bowen
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So, by some sheer luck my car was broken into on the one day I've every forgotten to lock my car.
Of the things taken,
Things they left:
What a fucking retard. I can guarantee it was kids as there was a particularly shady neighbor that moved in to one of the vacant apartments and they have some whankster-cracker kids. File a police report and after arguing with the police operator over the phone for like 20 minutes over if I knew what a circle was I almost flipped out at him. Yeah I live on a lane that's also part of a circle, however my address is the same on both of them. I almost wanted to hire the kid who stole my shit to go stab this cop.
So, SE++, have you ever run into retarded criminals and subsequently retarded police officers? I wish to know.
Of the things taken,
- $25 - cell phone charger for the car
- $40 - bluetooth headpiece
- $20 - spare change in the change holder
- $8 - kitty litter (??!)
Things they left:
- $100 - programming books in the back seat
- $texas - paystub that had my checking account number on it
- $18,000 - Drivers manual for my car that has the codes to make spare keys that I had brought into my car the day before.
- $20~ - WoW CD
- $20 - sunglasses
What a fucking retard. I can guarantee it was kids as there was a particularly shady neighbor that moved in to one of the vacant apartments and they have some whankster-cracker kids. File a police report and after arguing with the police operator over the phone for like 20 minutes over if I knew what a circle was I almost flipped out at him. Yeah I live on a lane that's also part of a circle, however my address is the same on both of them. I almost wanted to hire the kid who stole my shit to go stab this cop.
- Cop - "Do you know what a circle is?"
- Me - "I live on the lane, it's part of the circle though too."
- Cop -"Well I don't have the lane on my computer."
- Me -"Okay, so send them to the circle."
- Cop -"But you said you lived on the lane, are you sure you know what a circle is?"
- Me - "Jesus Christ, just send me the police report in the mail and I'll send it back so I can call my insurance within the next year."
So, SE++, have you ever run into retarded criminals and subsequently retarded police officers? I wish to know.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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or money
drugs are as good as money to a criminal
i mean really
i'm pushing my nerd glasses up the bridge of my nose and going "ehhhh"
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you can sell textbooks to any college bookstore
or on half.com
ain't like there's a good way to trace 'em
For making meth, obviously.
It was the music CD, I forgot to include that.
in my town, nobody locks their cars
heck, I've seen cars left running in parking lots so they're warm for their owners when they get back
I once went down on chinese girl only to want to go back down on her a few hours later.
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in that case,
bowen is pushing his nerd glasses up the bridge of his nose and going "ehhhhh"
Then they are extra retarded.
man, you can make meth out of anything
At that point I don't even think it is considered breaking into the car.
Sounds like what this person really wanted was to keep you from using your cell phone while driving.
Just because everyone does something, does not make it a smart thing to do.
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yes, but they are criminals
criminals dont live near colleges or have the internet
but i live in canada
so you know... land of the awesome friends.
my dad had his visa stolen out of his car, and then the person went to a hardware store and tried to buy a bunch of stuff
jokes on him it was tough times on the family and the visa was maxed
That's what I was wondering. I mean even to a pawn shop where they'll likely sell my charger and headset they could easily get money for them.
But why just snatch not even $20 in coins and a charger and headset and leave everything else worth shit tons more. Still on the fence about the kitty litter though.
And of course I'm the retard that left my door unlocked. Not a usual habit of mine.
I never said it was smart, just that is how things are around here
Dru, dru is that you?
Yes but why the kitty litter. Why?
Or they don't live in a shithole town.
you silly bastard.
go shovel the snow around my car, it's in the parking lot behind my office.
because a normal person/criminal has no idea what to do with programming books
this isn't science
he stole shit that he could easily pawn, and knew he could
but a wow cd and some programming books?
You just reminded me I need to shovel snow... dammit.
I can never tell which retarded threads in G&T are going to get locked or not. So if I make the mistake of posting in one that DOES get locked, +3 infraction points.
also no. get humble to do that. if he's not too busy skateboarding and being a hoodlum
Even my retarded friend who didn't finish middle school told me he's surprised they didn't take the books. Books like that are easily worth $50 a pop, he chimes, which is a lot of money for a 40 second rhomp in a car.
hey grumplestiltskin, i sent you an emails.
hey, we finally got a movie theater last summer, it's not that bad
he's too busy jacking shit from other people's cars.
I would not like to live in the kind of city that currently exists where you don't have to lock your car because I like to be near civilization.