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This other lady all in fishnet stocking and a slirt winked at me as I passed her walking up Olive Way and I was all "No Nick you must resist the temptations of these vile hussies!"
Man, why can't vile hussies wink at me?
I can rock winter fashion pretty well. I get lots of this when I'm out in my hat & peacoat but once summer rolls around I'm completely fashion deprived.
This other lady all in fishnet stocking and a slirt winked at me as I passed her walking up Olive Way and I was all "No Nick you must resist the temptations of these vile hussies!"
Man, why can't vile hussies wink at me?
I can rock winter fashion pretty well. I get lots of this when I'm out in my hat & peacoat but once summer rolls around I'm completely fashion deprived.
Well shit man, I'm not exactly a fucking mutant myself or anything. I just wish the women around here would acknowledge my presence with something more than a fleeting glance.
Dustin have you ever been to the crepe place up on Olive it looks pretty tasty
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
edited January 2009
God bless America. Land of free, home of the brave, safe haven of the double stacked chick who's trying to retrieve a book from the top shelf not 10 feet away from me, giving me a great view of her plasma butt and ripe watermelons.
I'm glad that I've developed to a point that, if I were single, sitting down next to her and being all "hey there, I was hoping that we could go out for coffee some time..." wouldn't be any problem for me.
Like, I'm really glad I've got that sort of ability.
I'm glad that I've developed to a point that, if I were single, sitting down next to her and being all "hey there, I was hoping that we could go out for coffee some time..." wouldn't be any problem for me.
Like, I'm really glad I've got that sort of ability.
Hi-Fives for having it take fucking 23 god damned years
Callius, if it's any consolation, I'm 31 now and I still have some anxiety breaking the ice. Then again, I'm rather hideous so that may be somewhat off putting to the fairer sex.
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I can rock winter fashion pretty well. I get lots of this when I'm out in my hat & peacoat but once summer rolls around I'm completely fashion deprived.
I just wanna feel human!
We've made that eye contact thing a few times. This morning I had the chance to either sit next to her or some older woman. I made the right choice...
For now...
You've got to look them in the eye first.
Secret Satan
I've not been yet.
Like, I'm really glad I've got that sort of ability.
A-WINK!
high five for being socialized normally!
hooray!
So conveniently placed!
make it happen
WHY DO YOU HATE ME GOD?
Unfortunately one often begets the other.
PPS: also grounds for being banned from the forums.
Callius, if it's any consolation, I'm 31 now and I still have some anxiety breaking the ice. Then again, I'm rather hideous so that may be somewhat off putting to the fairer sex.