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I went to court today

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
I saw them convict a homeless lady in a wheelchair of petty larceny and sentence her to three months in jail, nine months suspended

it was so sad watching her wheel into the clerks office on her slow little broken down electric wheelchair

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fandy this has nothing to do with babylon 5

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That's what you get for larcening, bitch!

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    so you didn't serve on the jury?

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  • Cojo MojoCojo Mojo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I can finally sleep safe and sound tonight.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Fandy this has nothing to do with babylon 5

    londo mollari plead guilty for public drunkeness this morning too

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    who was it that called the cops on the guy sneaking around his house but was then balking on going to court to testify against the guy?

    was that you? what ever happened with that?

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If she is homeless, wouldnt jail be an improvement?

    3 meals a day and a roof over your head cant be all bad.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    She'll probably be better off in jail than on the streets.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I went and testified today because I didn't want to be held in contempt of court

    it sucked

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I went to jury duty in Quincy, MA, a few months ago. There was one black lawyer, zero white defendants, and zero black jurors in the entire courthouse.

    I got this young black guy off of a ridiculous gun charge, so that was good, but the experience as a whole was pretty upsetting.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That chick needs to step up her larceny.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ok i thought so, that's the story i was expecting to hear when i clicked on this

    but instead i got thieving wheelchair homeless lady, so thats ok too

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I went and testified today because I didn't want to be held in contempt of court

    it sucked
    Maybe you should think about that before not letting people steal your shit next time.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    There were like three white guys in the whole room

    and like sixty thuggish black fellows kicking the ground and scowling

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I went and testified today because I didn't want to be held in contempt of court

    it sucked

    Did you break down during testimony and cry "I did it! I did it!"?

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  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    JohnHam wrote: »
    I went to jury duty in Quincy, MA, a few months ago. There was one black lawyer, zero white defendants, and zero black jurors in the entire courthouse.

    I got this young black guy off of a ridiculous gun charge, so that was good, but the experience as a whole was pretty upsetting.

    Damn random selection!

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I went and testified today because I didn't want to be held in contempt of court

    it sucked

    Did you break down during testimony and cry "I did it! I did it!"?

    I buckled under the pressure and spilled all my irrelevant secrets

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Fandy this has nothing to do with babylon 5

    londo mollari plead guilty for public drunkeness this morning too

    Shit man that's part of his daily routine.

    Also I am highly confident that I will never ever be drawn for jury duty.

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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I was like what the hell is larceny.

    Turns out it means stealing.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    so what did she do

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I went and testified today because I didn't want to be held in contempt of court

    it sucked
    Maybe you should think about that before not letting people steal your shit next time.

    i'm just going to have to buy a gun and live life mad max style

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So what did she larcenate?

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    hamlarcenalur

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You should have put a stick in the wheel.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    So what did she larcenate?

    i missed that part cus i was reading conan the cimmerian

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    she stole fandyien's heart



    also some of his weed

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    So what did she larcenate?

    Our exit stratagery for Iraq.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ba-zing

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oh god this dude lives down the road from my neighborhood

    http://ml.waspc.org/offender.aspx?pid=903077&name=Ayers,%20Curt%20Gary&address=46xx%20Maltby%20Road&city=Bothell%20&zip=98012

    look at that fucking mustache

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    holy shit

    that's the most amazing thing I've seen this year

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    aaahahah

    hair color- BRO

    it's not molestation it's brolestation

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wow.


    City / Town Level Offenders

    NORTHAMPTON 2 56

    NORTHAMPTON 3 23


    That's kind of surprising.

    edit: hmm, that's ugly, but I think you get the picture.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Whenever I go to court it's to watch my dad work.

    I am above the law, you see.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the defense lawyer was a dickass who didn't know what ostensible means

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    the defense lawyer was a dickass who didn't know what ostensible means
    How the fuck did he manage to pass the BAR exam?

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    oh god this dude lives down the road from my neighborhood

    http://ml.waspc.org/offender.aspx?pid=903077&name=Ayers,%20Curt%20Gary&address=46xx%20Maltby%20Road&city=Bothell%20&zip=98012

    look at that fucking mustache

    Hey it's WaM's ex.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    the defense lawyer was a dickass who didn't know what ostensible means
    How the fuck did he manage to pass the BAR exam?

    I don't know but I feel like a basic vocabulary is essential for

    lawyering

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    the defense lawyer was a dickass who didn't know what ostensible means
    How the fuck did he manage to pass the BAR exam?

    Law degree from a three-hour correspondence course?

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    oh god this dude lives down the road from my neighborhood

    http://ml.waspc.org/offender.aspx?pid=903077&name=Ayers,%20Curt%20Gary&address=46xx%20Maltby%20Road&city=Bothell%20&zip=98012

    look at that fucking mustache

    Hey it's WaM's ex.

    Which one?
    Oh heyooooooooo!

    Doesn't work with the link there I know, but I didn't click it.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ok, look at the crazy guy who lives in my town.

    MADMAN!

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