Maybe they made an adventure game about a young boy who wears some red armor and he uses the feather to move wind or the clock to move time, and his goal is to find that triangle thing, which is called the Triple Power and gives whoever gets it insane force and eternal life?
Why would this company be developing a new Zelda game?
Not the most stellar track record, so if they are I'm not excited at all.
Case Closed: One Truth Prevails Wii Jan 2009
Harvest Moon DS Cute DS Q1 2008
Harvest Moon Wii (title tbc) Wii Q2 2008
Harvest Moon: Boy & Girl PSP July 2007
Harvest Moon: Island of Happiness DS 12/12/2008
Innocent Life PS2 Oct 2007
Little King's Story Wii March 2009
River King: Mystic Valley DS Sept 2007
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon DS 12/9/2008
Clearly someone at Nintendo played the development build of Little King's Story and was so blown away by it's pure awesome that they handed over their second most precious IP to them.
I'm excited for Little King's Story and so should you be.
Rune Factory wasn't terrible. I fully expected to not enjoy it, and then I did, but I never really finished it. And neither was Innocent Life, but neither one of them was a Harvest Moon game, which is the problem. They'd just acquired the rights to make HM games when they started those (I believe, thus I'm possibly wrong) so they were probably trying to Break the Mold and reactivate the line since every one (GBA ones excluded) after Harvest Moon 64 sucked balls.
But yes, that isn't really a good sight to see. So maybe this has bad news written on it by principle.
Hey, Magical Melody was good!
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It's obviously a new condom type. Tri-forced for her pleasure.
You can get three commercials out of that. Asking if someone has the courage to go through with taking a girl's virginity. Asking if they know what the hell it is they're doing. Or ask if they have the power to... well, I'll stop there.
Triforce condoms. Covering all the bases when you can't.
Maybe they made an adventure game about a young boy who wears some red armor and he uses the feather to move wind or the clock to move time, and his goal is to find that triangle thing, which is called the Triple Power and gives whoever gets it insane force and eternal life?
The Tale Of Zolda, by Phoenix Games.
edit: oh HEY! I was beaten. Where's my time powers..
Maybe they made an adventure game about a young boy who wears some red armor and he uses the feather to move wind or the clock to move time, and his goal is to find that triangle thing, which is called the Triple Power and whoever gets it is free of fleas, ticks, and mosquitoes for 12 months?
Maybe they made an adventure game about a young boy who wears some red armor and he uses the feather to move wind or the clock to move time, and his goal is to find that triangle thing, which is called the Triple Power and gives whoever gets it insane force and eternal life?
The Tale Of Zolda, by Phoenix Games.
edit: oh HEY! I was beaten. Where's my time powers..
Maybe they made an adventure game about a young boy who wears some red armor and he uses the feather to move wind or the clock to move time, and his goal is to find that triangle thing, which is called the Triple Power and gives whoever gets it insane force and eternal life?
The Tale Of Zolda, by Phoenix Games.
edit: oh HEY! I was beaten. Where's my time powers..
Maybe they made an adventure game about a young boy who wears some red armor and he uses the feather to move wind or the clock to move time, and his goal is to find that triangle thing, which is called the Triple Power and gives whoever gets it insane force and eternal life?
Why would this company be developing a new Zelda game?
Not the most stellar track record, so if they are I'm not excited at all.
Case Closed: One Truth Prevails Wii Jan 2009
Harvest Moon DS Cute DS Q1 2008
Harvest Moon Wii (title tbc) Wii Q2 2008
Harvest Moon: Boy & Girl PSP July 2007
Harvest Moon: Island of Happiness DS 12/12/2008
Innocent Life PS2 Oct 2007
Little King's Story Wii March 2009
River King: Mystic Valley DS Sept 2007
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon DS 12/9/2008
.....There a Detective Conan game coming out in the US? I am intrigued! Though the name changes in the US version tends to tick me off. Hmmmmm.
Maybe they made an adventure game about a young boy who wears some red armor and he uses the feather to move wind or the clock to move time, and his goal is to find that triangle thing, which is called the Triple Power and gives whoever gets it insane force and eternal life?
Look at the side of that guy's ribs... that goes beyond just terrible... that's making something look like shit and still releasing it... because...well... it's 5 o'clock and I'm fucking going home, Mr. Phoenix!
Edit: I was just going to edit this message to say I'm going to do an LP for one of their DS games, but then I looked them up and realized they are all compilations of minigames... all including a jigsaw puzzle, pairs, and matching.
What the fuck at this triforce shit. Fuck all of you.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, FIRST THREE PAGES OF THIS THREAD. BOTH SIDES. SHUT UP.
Yeah, it's clearly a gimmick. No one would be talking about a game from this developer if it wasn't for those 3 little triangles.
Alright, I'll play along. I can devil's advocate this fucking thing if I have to. Where to begin rending this pedantic little piece of shit argument? I'll throw a dart at a bunch of post-it notes I just manically scrawled counter-points on in red sharpie. Angry red sharpie.
1. Acknowledgment of symbol in question as "The Triforce" does not imply intent of use as such. In stupidese: just because they might think "Hey, that looks like a triforce" does not mean ANYTHING. AT ALL. It doesn't mean they used it because it looks like a triforce to cause some media buzz. It doesn't necessarily go hand-in-hand. Just because that's what YOU would do doesn't mean others would do it.
2. Shut the fuck up about semantics. Seriously. I could call a triangle a square but it doesn't change the fact that it's a triangle. Words are words. Words do not mean anything other than the meaning given to them. Words do not have instinctual meaning. If they did, we (the denizens of Earth) would all speak the same language, because we'd have all come to the same logical conclusions as to which words represented what. In short, if you EVER argue about a word, or worse, make it the basis of your entire argument, you're a fucking fool. The kind of fool that wears a bell around their neck so others can hear the stupidity approach and flee.
3. Read #1 again. Go ahead. I'll wait. Press your forehead against the paragraph so that it seeps through your skin and into your brain via information osmosis. Print it out and eat it. Do whatever you gotta do.
4. Repeat #1 through #3 until you forget the word "triforce" even exists.
5. ????
6. Profit!
I believe I've made myself crystal clear.
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But come on, this argument is beneath all of you. You're all reasonably intelligent. Just stop.
I know you like video games. So do I. That's why we're here. But if you see a triforce, and automatically expect everyone else in the world to think the exact same thoughts as you, CC, word-for-word, CTRL-C => CTRL-V, you're fucking insane and need to seek help.
It was a joke before you came in, and it died for 23 posts. You just adressed an argument that didn't exist anymore. Mission accomplished, but not by you.
I just wanted to kick off your pedestral. Sorry.
Anyway, Sega's making a Mario game. Or at least, a game involving a mushroom that makes a sound similar to the 1up theme. And a game from Marvelous has a red feather, a pyramid that looks like the Triforce and also a clock.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
EDIT: For some reason, that feather makes me think of the intro of one of the worst games of all time, Final Fantasy 8. Squall to be in mysterious game?
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It was a joke before you came in, and it died for 23 posts. You just adressed an argument that didn't exist anymore. Mission accomplished, but not by you.
I just wanted to kick off your pedestral. Sorry.
I would've read the entire thread, but I went blind somewhere in the middle.
It was a joke before you came in, and it died for 23 posts. You just adressed an argument that didn't exist anymore. Mission accomplished, but not by you.
I just wanted to kick off your pedestral. Sorry.
I would've read the entire thread, but I went blind somewhere in the middle.
These two websites are no coincidence. Nintendo is obviously going bankrupt and has been forced to sell its most popular IPs! Sega got Mario and Marvelous games got Zelda! Ahhh!
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SWEET!
NEW PHOENIX GAMES IP!
Clearly someone at Nintendo played the development build of Little King's Story and was so blown away by it's pure awesome that they handed over their second most precious IP to them.
I'm excited for Little King's Story and so should you be.
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You can get three commercials out of that. Asking if someone has the courage to go through with taking a girl's virginity. Asking if they know what the hell it is they're doing. Or ask if they have the power to... well, I'll stop there.
Triforce condoms. Covering all the bases when you can't.
Edit - Covering all the angles when you can't.
http://pole.sega.jp/
The Tale Of Zolda, by Phoenix Games.
edit: oh HEY! I was beaten. Where's my time powers..
That one's actually more convincing. :P What the hell is that DS game the page links to? How To Hold A Pen Properly DS?
@gamefacts - Totally and utterly true gaming facts on the regular!
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Did I beat you...
or did I find my soulmate?
The mushroom plays the mario 1up theme so I guess given Takao Myoshi's past, Mario/Sonic action rpg maybe? :winky:
Steam, PSN, XBL, Xfire and everything else JamesDM
Kiss me.
I can only hope it will be somehow be a sequel to the greatest game of all time.
White Van Racer.
Steam, PSN, XBL, Xfire and everything else JamesDM
It's pretty off-key to be the 1up theme though.
It's off key yeah, but it is the 1up theme.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_hsh6Dwgac
Steam, PSN, XBL, Xfire and everything else JamesDM
.....There a Detective Conan game coming out in the US? I am intrigued! Though the name changes in the US version tends to tick me off. Hmmmmm.
Now that just raises more questions.
Look at the side of that guy's ribs... that goes beyond just terrible... that's making something look like shit and still releasing it... because...well... it's 5 o'clock and I'm fucking going home, Mr. Phoenix!
Edit: I was just going to edit this message to say I'm going to do an LP for one of their DS games, but then I looked them up and realized they are all compilations of minigames... all including a jigsaw puzzle, pairs, and matching.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, FIRST THREE PAGES OF THIS THREAD. BOTH SIDES. SHUT UP.
Yeah, it's clearly a gimmick. No one would be talking about a game from this developer if it wasn't for those 3 little triangles.
Alright, I'll play along. I can devil's advocate this fucking thing if I have to. Where to begin rending this pedantic little piece of shit argument? I'll throw a dart at a bunch of post-it notes I just manically scrawled counter-points on in red sharpie. Angry red sharpie.
1. Acknowledgment of symbol in question as "The Triforce" does not imply intent of use as such. In stupidese: just because they might think "Hey, that looks like a triforce" does not mean ANYTHING. AT ALL. It doesn't mean they used it because it looks like a triforce to cause some media buzz. It doesn't necessarily go hand-in-hand. Just because that's what YOU would do doesn't mean others would do it.
2. Shut the fuck up about semantics. Seriously. I could call a triangle a square but it doesn't change the fact that it's a triangle. Words are words. Words do not mean anything other than the meaning given to them. Words do not have instinctual meaning. If they did, we (the denizens of Earth) would all speak the same language, because we'd have all come to the same logical conclusions as to which words represented what. In short, if you EVER argue about a word, or worse, make it the basis of your entire argument, you're a fucking fool. The kind of fool that wears a bell around their neck so others can hear the stupidity approach and flee.
3. Read #1 again. Go ahead. I'll wait. Press your forehead against the paragraph so that it seeps through your skin and into your brain via information osmosis. Print it out and eat it. Do whatever you gotta do.
4. Repeat #1 through #3 until you forget the word "triforce" even exists.
5. ????
6. Profit!
I believe I've made myself crystal clear.
That you're a big meanie?
Yes.
Internet, serious business, etc.
But come on, this argument is beneath all of you. You're all reasonably intelligent. Just stop.
I know you like video games. So do I. That's why we're here. But if you see a triforce, and automatically expect everyone else in the world to think the exact same thoughts as you, CC, word-for-word, CTRL-C => CTRL-V, you're fucking insane and need to seek help.
I agree.
It urgently needed addressed, like a festering mold growing to sentience in the crisper drawer.
MORE LIKE NOT ACTUALLY A TRIFORCE.
Genji, do you see what you've done?!
Alright. Good.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, I guess. Sort of.
Nobody here but us chickens.
Image tags.
The Triforce is officially the swastika of video games. A symbol utterly ruined.
I just wanted to kick off your pedestral. Sorry.
Anyway, Sega's making a Mario game. Or at least, a game involving a mushroom that makes a sound similar to the 1up theme. And a game from Marvelous has a red feather, a pyramid that looks like the Triforce and also a clock.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
EDIT: For some reason, that feather makes me think of the intro of one of the worst games of all time, Final Fantasy 8. Squall to be in mysterious game?
You be quiet. There were image tags, but it was one of those indirect linked images... so it didn't work.
I would've read the entire thread, but I went blind somewhere in the middle.
The power of the triforce can be blinding.
I'm assuming you already know about this.
Intentional invocation of Godwin's Law renders it ineffectual as per Quirk's Exception. Shame, though.
I don't know the difference between Mario and Mickey.