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'Junk Science' - ex) What if a space elevator broke?

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Aw man, it's cool...I don't take any of this stuff seriously...Shit I am a little drunk right now to be honest.
    I don't want to come off as the 'nerdy dude who tries to make people look dumb.' I sometimes just post whats on my mind without any filters...because let's be honest...we don't often get to say what's exactly on our minds in real life.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ok, I see that. I am certainly no astro-biologist, but I do have a love for the kind of stuff like thos. Why I got lured into this conversation in the first place. I have always prefered the 'this is my stance' instead of hemming and hawing about the maybes and ifs, but yeah I did come of dickish.


    Boobs in space would be nice. Space porn is only a matter of time.

    The tone of your post implied that your opinion on any matters of science or astronomy was worth anything by comparison to even the average NASA employee. Which I'm guessing is simply not true in any fashion.

    It's the 'armchair general' rule, except here it is astronomer.

    While what you said wasn't factually wrong (there has been no discovery of life on Mars) your suggestion of giving up flies in the face of everything that modern science stands for.

    The lack of any life on Mars tells us just as much about the universe we live in as if we landed and little green men walked up and shook our hands.

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    Dark HelmetDark Helmet Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm just desperately bored at work. I usually pester people in the MMO board, but is a ghosttown at this hour.

    And I am training the guy who is taking my job.

    Maybe I can get a space job? I would be willing to strap myself to a rocket to say I've been in space. Even if there was a small chance children in all over the world would be jumping in the air to catch the raining debree if something went wrong.

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    Dark HelmetDark Helmet Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    All I have left to give you The_Scarab is a pound of flesh.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Don't worry, in this tough economic climate I'm willing to accept installments of 16 one ounce of flesh payments.

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    VicVic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I have to say I thought a space elevator would only have to be like 30 kilometers.

    The one in that animation is like tens of thousands of kilometres.

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    L*2*G*XL*2*G*X Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The space elevator goes all the way up to the point where, even though it's just hanging still relative to earth, because of the earth's rotation it's actual speed is high enough for stuff on it to stay in orbit.

    Beyond that point everything on it will be pulled upwards. So you make it a little longer and hang a big weight on it. That weight is what's keeping it up,.

    If you make it a lot longer, stuff will be flung off the far end. That way you can launch it to other planets with little fuel expense.

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Space porn would be pretty crazy, guys. Think of the implications. Zero G cum shots.

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I've seen a bit of a porn where someone was like in an ET costume...all with makeup and everything

    But no zero g cumshots

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Space porn would be pretty crazy, guys. Think of the implications. Zero G cum shots.

    in space, no one can hear you droppin loads

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    Dark HelmetDark Helmet Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If what I last heard is still current - if such an elevator is constructed it would most likely be best suited for hauling materials into space, so I guess astronauts will still have to use rockets to get out there. But who knows what crazy things they will come up with by then.

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    t pipe:

    Good then maybe I don't have to hear the German dude moan like a dipshit

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Space porn would be pretty crazy, guys. Think of the implications. Zero G cum shots.

    in space, no one can hear you droppin loads

    That was a good thread

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    Dark HelmetDark Helmet Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    There was a news article not too long ago about some porn company approaching that prive space-flight company about making a porn in low orbit, but they declined them on their offer. They need to get on that, it's a completely untapped market that could get huge. Everyone watches porn!

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    That's why we need a space escalator instead.

    Because a space escalator can never break, in can only become space stairs.

    Oh geek, mitch hedberg died too soon...

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If what I last heard is still current - if such an elevator is constructed it would most likely be best suited for hauling materials into space, so I guess astronauts will still have to use rockets to get out there. But who knows what crazy things they will come up with by then.

    that's stupid

    the whole reason a space elevator is so attractive is that it is retardedly expensive and inefficient to used rocket propulsion to break atmosphere.

    I remember a statistic I heard a while ago that every pound of weight costs $10,000 or something just to break atmo.

    a space elevator would cost a fraction of that, so it would be in their best interest to use it for everything.

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I think the freight vs. men thing is because wouldn't they theoretically go very very slow?

    So like, rocket the men up to space or whatever, and the large loads of heavy cargo will get there eventually via the elevator.

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah but when you're talking about 10k a pound, I think a bit more time getting into space wouldn't be so much of a problem if you're saving money.

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I can't believe I'm just now GIS'ing space elevator

    ooo sci fi and diagrams and all that stuff.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    what.

    building an elevator. to space - a space elevator, if you will -

    is more efficient and in fact less retarded than rockets?

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah but when you're talking about 10k a pound, I think a bit more time getting into space wouldn't be so much of a problem if you're saving money.

    I'm not sure if I know what you mean.

    Are you talking about cargo or people?

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Where were you

    when they built an elevator to heaven? :whistle:

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    what.

    building an elevator. to space - a space elevator, if you will -

    is more efficient and in fact less retarded than rockets?

    but still inferior to a space firemans pole.

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You would be saving in the long term. Once you have the elevator built, that's that (aside from constant repairs) unlike rocketing shit up in huge fucking rockets that are not reusable.

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah but when you're talking about 10k a pound, I think a bit more time getting into space wouldn't be so much of a problem if you're saving money.

    I'm not sure if I know what you mean.

    Are you talking about cargo or people?

    Both.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    what.

    building an elevator. to space - a space elevator, if you will -

    is more efficient and in fact less retarded than rockets?

    but still inferior to a space firemans pole.

    also not as desirable, the "space cannon"

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    You would be saving in the long term. Once you have the elevator built, that's that (aside from constant repairs) unlike rocketing shit up in huge fucking rockets that are not reusable.

    Oh yeah man I never said it wouldn't be. I was just explaining the rationale behind using the elevator for frient, and still using rockets for people. Because, I think some theories contend that the elevator would go hell of slow...like really slow...so you save a ton of $$ by shipping all of the heavy ass stuff up the elevator, but you rocket up the people because, you'd like...need to pack a sleeping bag for the elevator ride otherwise.

    I'm just saying what I think others have said, I think...I don't stand by this or anything because it's all just hypothetically, obviously.

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah and I'm saying that that'd probably be a reasonable trade off. Just because you're not shipping cargo up doesn't mean it won't still cost a fuckton of money to get the astronauts up there.

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    Dark HelmetDark Helmet Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    that's stupid

    the whole reason a space elevator is so attractive is that it is retardedly expensive and inefficient to used rocket propulsion to break atmosphere.

    I remember a statistic I heard a while ago that every pound of weight costs $10,000 or something just to break atmo.

    a space elevator would cost a fraction of that, so it would be in their best interest to use it for everything.

    Well the leading candidate for building material for a space elevator is carbon nanotubes. Still got a long ways to go before that kind of material will be ready for the stresses required to handle the job of a space elevator, but the current estimates were it would be thin. Certainly not some immense tower stretching forever into the sky, more like a glorified trolley-cable like structure. But this information might be very outdated, and things change.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You would be saving in the long term. Once you have the elevator built, that's that (aside from constant repairs) unlike rocketing shit up in huge fucking rockets that are not reusable.

    Oh yeah man I never said it wouldn't be. I was just explaining the rationale behind using the elevator for frient, and still using rockets for people. Because, I think some theories contend that the elevator would go hell of slow...like really slow...so you save a ton of $$ by shipping all of the heavy ass stuff up the elevator, but you rocket up the people because, you'd like...need to pack a sleeping bag for the elevator ride otherwise.

    I guess I could kind of see it - the sort of ships I see as necessary to explore and colonize space would be a little....impossible to get out of the earths orbit with the propulsion available to us.

    and blah blah blah blah

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    True. I guess I was speaking more toward the idea that you might need to have people up there quickly...whether for emergencies, repairs, or whatever....in which case, crawling several dozen miles at a snails pace might seem inconvenient.

    But god damn is this a nerdy conversation haha

    edit - Man I spelled freight wrong earlier

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You would be saving in the long term. Once you have the elevator built, that's that (aside from constant repairs) unlike rocketing shit up in huge fucking rockets that are not reusable.

    Oh yeah man I never said it wouldn't be. I was just explaining the rationale behind using the elevator for frient, and still using rockets for people. Because, I think some theories contend that the elevator would go hell of slow...like really slow...so you save a ton of $$ by shipping all of the heavy ass stuff up the elevator, but you rocket up the people because, you'd like...need to pack a sleeping bag for the elevator ride otherwise.

    I'm just saying what I think others have said, I think...I don't stand by this or anything because it's all just hypothetically, obviously.

    Unless the elevator is powered by some form of propulsion. Even more so if the elevator were a maglev which would cut out quite a lot of friction on the way up.

    Although I know little about physics, and have no idea how complicated or possible such a thing would be.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    what.

    building an elevator. to space - a space elevator, if you will -

    is more efficient and in fact less retarded than rockets?

    you know those big brown booster rockets on the side of the space shuttle when it takes off?

    they are filled with Liquid Oxygen, which burns away in the rocket propulsion used to create the 80,000 pounds of lift to break the bonds of the earth's gravity and fly out of the atmosphere.

    The reason an elevator is so attractive is you don't need to expend all that energy, you just pull yourself up.

    hell, if there was a way to suspend a rope ladder from a geosynchronous orbiting satellite, and you had a light enough space suit, you could climb into space under your own power.

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Man already the correct solution to speedy ascents has been proposed: space cannons.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Shifty Fister let us draw up the plans immediately.

    We winnin' us an x-prize, dawg.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    what.

    building an elevator. to space - a space elevator, if you will -

    is more efficient and in fact less retarded than rockets?

    you know those big brown booster rockets on the side of the space shuttle when it takes off?

    they are filled with Liquid Oxygen, which burns away in the rocket propulsion used to create the 80,000 pounds of lift to break the bonds of the earth's gravity and fly out of the atmosphere.

    The reason an elevator is so attractive is you don't need to expend all that energy, you just pull yourself up.

    hell, if there was a way to suspend a rope ladder from a geosynchronous orbiting satellite, and you had a light enough space suit, you could climb into space under your own power.

    No human could possibly climb that high before succumbing to exhaustion.

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    Dark HelmetDark Helmet Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I love it. I'd be passed out right now over my workdesk if not for this most likely. I get excited about stuff like this because we live in an age where such marvels may very well happen in our life-time, where all those previous generations before us could only imagine it. They got brainiacs figuring out ways to undo aging for Gods sakes - and for the first time in history, they feel confident they are on to something.

    The feasability of an elevator will ride on how motivated we humans are to get off this planet. Right now China is looking like a strong candidate in the next decade or so.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I love it. I'd be passed out right now over my workdesk if not for this most likely. I get excited about stuff like this because we live in an age where such marvels may very well happen in our life-time, where all those previous generations before us could only imagine it. They got brainiacs figuring out ways to undo aging for Gods sakes - and for the first time in history, they feel confident they are on to something.

    The feasability of an elevator will ride on how motivated we humans are to get off this planet. Right now China is looking like a strong candidate in the next decade or so.

    All it'd really take to get the rest of the world motivated is if the Americans claim they'll be the first to pull it off.


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    Dark HelmetDark Helmet Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Cold War was one of the greatest things to ever happen for science. We need rivals!

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    what.

    building an elevator. to space - a space elevator, if you will -

    is more efficient and in fact less retarded than rockets?

    you know those big brown booster rockets on the side of the space shuttle when it takes off?

    they are filled with Liquid Oxygen, which burns away in the rocket propulsion used to create the 80,000 pounds of lift to break the bonds of the earth's gravity and fly out of the atmosphere.

    The reason an elevator is so attractive is you don't need to expend all that energy, you just pull yourself up.

    hell, if there was a way to suspend a rope ladder from a geosynchronous orbiting satellite, and you had a light enough space suit, you could climb into space under your own power.

    No human could possibly climb that high before succumbing to exhaustion.

    s'only a hundred and fifty miles.
    I'm not saying he'd do it in an afternoon, and I was mostly talking theoretically, saying it don't take much energy to pull yourself out of atmo

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