The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.
Sleepwalkers and Sleepboners
Septus
Registered User regular
Registered User regular
So what the hell, I think I had the worst, or at least weirdest way you can find out that you have a tendency to sleep do things. In the early hours of this morning, I wake up, to find that the drawer of the nightstand next to my bed is open, and I'm clutching a box of condoms that I'd taken out of it.
I get to find out that I do weird things when I sleep sometime, but even better, my unconscious self is telling me to start getting some action, what a great way to start the day. I hadn't even been dreaming of anything sexual, so I guess that's not even a minimum requirement of signalling myself anymore.
Please to be telling me your weird sleep actions, people.
I get to find out that I do weird things when I sleep sometime, but even better, my unconscious self is telling me to start getting some action, what a great way to start the day. I hadn't even been dreaming of anything sexual, so I guess that's not even a minimum requirement of signalling myself anymore.
Please to be telling me your weird sleep actions, people.
PSN: Kurahoshi1
Septus on
0
Posts
Which, thankfully, he has backed off of.
In sleepwalk mode, he tended to piss on the carpet.
I approve of this particular tendency. I want that one.
it kind of gets annoying. especially when you are single and wake up spooning a pillow
or you are sharing a bed with someone you're not really interested in and it sends the wrong message.
one time I went out the door to the garage, went out the garage door and came right in the front door
And he had his comforter slung around his neck like a cape
He just kept repeating "Off switch. Off switch. Off switch."
We couldn't figure out what the fuck was going on until, on a whim, I tried turning off the living room light.
He mumbled what I can only assume was a sign of approval, and stumbled back from whence he came.
ohahahahahahha
they wake up all bouncy and energized, excited by the perceived romanticism of the night before. The hum a little song as they brush their teeth, and you - you just sit there. You just sit there and stare at the carpet.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
exactly this.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Man when are you ever sharing a bed with someone you ain't interested in
I have never, ever done that
Man that shit happens all the time. Girl comes over, whatever. You guys watch some movies or whatever and have some drinks or smoke some pot or whatever
oh whats this
we are making out ok that is fine
i guess i will put this condom on
hey good morning you gotta move your car they are cleaning the street today...
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Somehow my brain had managed to figure out how to get me up and go to the toilet, even navigating two flights of stairs, whilst still asleep but couldn't remember the difference between livingroom fireplace and bathroom toilet.
No one woke.
I was exausted, she didn't want to leave yet. Asked if she could chat with me while I was falling to sleep. I fell for it and she weaseled her way in to my sheets.
I hadn't slept in 74 hours so I didn't care what her reasoning for not leaving was I just wanted some sleep.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
I got out of bed, changed into jeans and a different shirt, then laid back down and went right back to sleep
I vividly remember doing this but I have no idea why
Men get boners while they sleep to prevent them from pissing themselves
Yes... this has happened to me before...
blog facebook steam twitter
I have woken up from them at times
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
I do, but those first few moments are just so cold, since aside from the pajama top, I have probably also kicked off some sheets.
That is pretty dumb, man
How the hell does a chick you don't dig even know where you live
I'm kind of with Pooro.
In this situation, I think I'd pretty easily say, "I'm tired, you need to leave." The only girls I would ever fall asleep with, with no romantic intentions, are friends that would not be excited if I started making out with them. Not one bit.
I'm too fucking nice, and I often make friends cause I like to fool myself in to believing a girl will like me for me not just because she wants to fuck me.
Even dudes
I'm just that good
Always err on the side of caution, man
I am nice as all get out, but I don't invite anybody over to my place
pajama top? what are you, some kind of broad?
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Goddamn it wiggin
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
yes you do!
you don't remember them, but you definitely do
the sassy kind.
let us emasculate men with our asinine opinions
what
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
the best thing on a cold morning is to get out of bed, then decide it is too cold to get out of bed and get under your duvet once more
even more appreciative of your hibernation cocoon
I dunno if I sleep long enough to reach REM sleep though.
I only got 5 hours last night
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
totally
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
duvet
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]