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Israel declares ceasefire, Hamas declares ceasefire

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    israel's pretty cool in my view
    not sure why everyone hates jews so much
    woo they're really successful, let's hate them

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    we have big dicks

    black were hated too!

    big dicked people unite

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  • MildQuixoticMildQuixotic ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    When something goes wrong in Israel-all Palestinians get the blame

    When Israel fucks something up in Gaza-its unfortunate collateral damage

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Hamas announces a ceasefire?

    Forgive me if I'm way off base here but can they really do that when they provoked the attack and have been getting the shit kicked out of them for three weeks?

    Can Israel, in the eyes of the world community and press, even consider not honouring the ceasefire and just press on?

    I mean they would never do that, and aren't, but what will be the fallout from this? If Hamas launches another rocket once the ceasefire is over doesn't that give israel a monumental amount of political ammunition for an even larger campaign to wipe em out?

    Because of the cyclic nature of the gaza attacks israel would be justified in pursuiing a complete solution, ie the end of hamas.

    a

    complete

    solution
    ?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yeah like another holocaust right randall

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  • MildQuixoticMildQuixotic ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    The only solution is the 2-state solution

    every other idea gets more and more retarded by the minute

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Why aren't wars being fought with dinosaurs

    I want to support our raptor squads in the middle east

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hit the Jew and win a prize.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    we could all grow dinosaurs in our backyards
    to support the war

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Hamas announces a ceasefire?

    Forgive me if I'm way off base here but can they really do that when they provoked the attack and have been getting the shit kicked out of them for three weeks?

    Can Israel, in the eyes of the world community and press, even consider not honouring the ceasefire and just press on?

    I mean they would never do that, and aren't, but what will be the fallout from this? If Hamas launches another rocket once the ceasefire is over doesn't that give israel a monumental amount of political ammunition for an even larger campaign to wipe em out?

    Because of the cyclic nature of the gaza attacks israel would be justified in pursuiing a complete solution, ie the end of hamas.

    Global opinion will favor Hamas regardless, because of how much smaller they are. No matter how justified Israel might be in an attack (speaking of hypotheticals here) it will ALWAYS end up looking like overkill, simply becauswe Hamas has zero defensive capabilities.



    Also, global opinion likes to shit on Israel. What other nation would you here anyone say of "Well, yeah, they're being hit by rockets, but those rockets really haven't killed THAT MANY people yet, so they should just ignore the rockets."

    But doesn't there come a point when Israel is simply going to say 'fuck this, it's on' and completely go full scale against Gaza.

    I mean that's what a lot of people thought this was until the ceasefire.

    If they did, would anyone really meaningfully stand up to them? Genuine question, middle-eastern politics is not my specialty.

    Surely by not going through with their goals they have merely increased the situation to a point of open warfare masked by a ceasefire treaty. Unless they complete the deal and end Hamas haven't they just made things worse?

    Sure it is overwhelming force, but given the option, overwhelming force is always the best way to go, from a military standing. Politically of course you can't really deal with 1200 dead civilians. But then again it didn't stop America and Britain in Iraq with 120,000 instead?

    Do you think Israel just needs to be a bit more open with the UN about its stated goals and grievances, or should they go all Putin on their asses and bomb the fuck out of Gaza in the same way Russia steamrolled Georgia.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    victorysaurs

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    just add water

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  • MildQuixoticMildQuixotic ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    no thanks ive' had enough with jew-lizards

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    futility wrote: »

    "Ha! I WIN!"

    "Nuh-uh! I won!"

    "Nuh-uh! I won and I propose a ceasefire!"

    "No fair I propose a ceasefire because I won!"

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    or should they go all Putin on their asses and bomb the fuck out of Gaza in the same way Russia steamrolled Georgia.
    man nobody even remembers that anymore

    but probably because nobody gives a shit about georgia in the first place

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Russia knows the proper way to tear off a band-aid.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009

    a

    complete

    solution
    ?

    I was very careful not to infer any ethnic cleansing connotations. Don't try to pull holocaust from 'complete solution'. It was clear I was talking about a military and political end to the conflict. Hamas is a political group not an ethnic group. Any 'solution' against them would not be analogous at all to the Nazi 'final solution'.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    It's like The Ring

    The israelis, having been holocausted, have seven decades to holocaust someone else (and their time is almost up)

    the question is, when the surviving palestinians go off and make their own state, who will they holocaust?

    New Zealand?

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  • MildQuixoticMildQuixotic ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    What happens after Hamas is destroyed and the ethnic minority has no representation in either Gaza or Israel now that they've banned arab political parties

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    It's like The Ring

    The israelis, having been holocausted, have seven decades to holocaust someone else (and their time is almost up)

    the question is, when the surviving palestinians go off and make their own state, who will they holocaust?

    New Zealand?
    easter island

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So what is it about Jews that has gotten everyone so riled up over the last several thousand years?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What happens after Hamas is destroyed and the ethnic minority has no representation in either Gaza or Israel now that they've banned arab political parties

    You're pretty dumb, aren't you.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    So what is it about Jews that has gotten everyone so riled up over the last several thousand years?

    well christians are sore that they killed jesus

    i don't know what the muslims problem is

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  • MildQuixoticMildQuixotic ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    What happens after Hamas is destroyed and the ethnic minority has no representation in either Gaza or Israel now that they've banned arab political parties

    You're pretty dumb, aren't you.

    I could ask you again, but im' not sure you'd get the point this time either

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    It's like The Ring

    The israelis, having been holocausted, have seven decades to holocaust someone else (and their time is almost up)

    the question is, when the surviving palestinians go off and make their own state, who will they holocaust?

    New Zealand?
    easter island

    That's hardly a holocaust at all

    the spanish would call it, "el holocaustito"

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    So what is it about Jews that has gotten everyone so riled up over the last several thousand years?

    the fact that they aren't Christian or Muslim?

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    futility wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    So what is it about Jews that has gotten everyone so riled up over the last several thousand years?

    the fact that they aren't Christian or Muslim?

    I said several thousands years.

    edit: I have my time lines mixed up a bit, but I'm pretty sure the jewrage predates christianity.

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  • MildQuixoticMildQuixotic ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    So what is it about Jews that has gotten everyone so riled up over the last several thousand years?

    the fact that they aren't Christian or Muslim?

    I said several thousands years.

    Youcallthisabagel? Syndrome

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    So what is it about Jews that has gotten everyone so riled up over the last several thousand years?

    the fact that they aren't Christian or Muslim?

    I said several thousands years.
    they don't dance like a egyptian

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What happens after Hamas is destroyed and the ethnic minority has no representation in either Gaza or Israel now that they've banned arab political parties

    You're pretty dumb, aren't you.

    I could ask you again, but im' not sure you'd get the point this time either

    Hamas isn't the only political party in Palestine.

    Arab political parties were banned in Israel only, not in Palestine.

    Minorities don't have to have their own political party to be represented. Do you think black people and mexicans have to have their own political parties too?

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    So what is it about Jews that has gotten everyone so riled up over the last several thousand years?

    well christians are sore that they killed jesus

    i don't know what the muslims problem is

    The jews killed jesus argument is a stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid argument.

    1) Romans Killed Jesus
    2) If 3 Jews Killed Jesus does that mean ALL the Jews killed Jesus
    3) Jesus was Jewish
    4) Where would your religion be if Jesus didn't die?
    5) Haven't you read the bible... Jesus was a pretty forgiving guy... so even if you did somehow come to the conclusion that the Jews were to blame for the death of Jesus, shouldn't you forgive them?
    6) Google Chrome says jesus is a misspelling of jess... maybe teh googlez killed Jesus

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  • MildQuixoticMildQuixotic ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    What happens after Hamas is destroyed and the ethnic minority has no representation in either Gaza or Israel now that they've banned arab political parties

    You're pretty dumb, aren't you.

    I could ask you again, but im' not sure you'd get the point this time either

    Hamas isn't the only political party in Palestine.

    Arab political parties were banned in Israel only, not in Palestine.

    Minorities don't have to have their own political party to be represented. Do you think black people and mexicans have to have their own political parties too?

    I realize this. My point is that the measure of curtailing Hamas, which has done a great deal of direct good for the Palestinian people, does not move towards a solution in Gaza

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    futility wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    So what is it about Jews that has gotten everyone so riled up over the last several thousand years?

    well christians are sore that they killed jesus

    i don't know what the muslims problem is


    6) Google Chrome says jesus is a misspelling of jess... maybe teh googlez killed Jesus

    Jesus is a proper name, and thus is capitalized in English.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    So what is it about Jews that has gotten everyone so riled up over the last several thousand years?

    They've managed to sustain an ethnic and cultural identity for several thousand years despite being kicked out of their homeland and systematically persecuted, segregated, and murdered.

    Other nations look at them as a challenge.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    there was a time when hamas didn't represent the people

    and there will be a time when hamas no longer represents the people

    another group that'll end up being even more radical (if that's possible) will show up and fire even more rockets and some israelis will be all "see they cannot be trusted to maintain a government!" when really Israel ain't exactly encouraging positive social growth

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    futility wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    So what is it about Jews that has gotten everyone so riled up over the last several thousand years?

    well christians are sore that they killed jesus

    i don't know what the muslims problem is

    The jews killed jesus argument is a stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid argument.

    1) Romans Killed Jesus
    2) If 3 Jews Killed Jesus does that mean ALL the Jews killed Jesus
    3) Jesus was Jewish
    4) Where would your religion be if Jesus didn't die?
    5) Haven't you read the bible... Jesus was a pretty forgiving guy... so even if you did somehow come to the conclusion that the Jews were to blame for the death of Jesus, shouldn't you forgive them?
    6) Google Chrome says jesus is a misspelling of jess... maybe teh googlez killed Jesus

    Is Jesus still Jewish?

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What happens after Hamas is destroyed and the ethnic minority has no representation in either Gaza or Israel now that they've banned arab political parties

    You're pretty dumb, aren't you.

    I could ask you again, but im' not sure you'd get the point this time either

    Hamas isn't the only political party in Palestine.

    Arab political parties were banned in Israel only, not in Palestine.

    Minorities don't have to have their own political party to be represented. Do you think black people and mexicans have to have their own political parties too?

    I realize this. My point is that the measure of curtailing Hamas, which has done a great deal of direct good for the Palestinian people, does not move towards a solution in Gaza

    a lot of terrorists do good things for the people that support them
    doesn't make them less terroristic though

    Zoolander on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What happens after Hamas is destroyed and the ethnic minority has no representation in either Gaza or Israel now that they've banned arab political parties

    You're pretty dumb, aren't you.

    I could ask you again, but im' not sure you'd get the point this time either

    Hamas isn't the only political party in Palestine.

    Arab political parties were banned in Israel only, not in Palestine.

    Minorities don't have to have their own political party to be represented. Do you think black people and mexicans have to have their own political parties too?

    I realize this. My point is that the measure of curtailing Hamas, which has done a great deal of direct good for the Palestinian people, does not move towards a solution in Gaza

    Hamas doing good for Palestinians is one thing. Hamas sending suicide bombers into crowded Israeli marketplaces and firing rockets into their cities is another one altogether. Israel wasn't looking for a solution in Gaza. They were looking to kill the idiots who kept trying to kill them.

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  • MildQuixoticMildQuixotic ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Zoolander wrote: »
    What happens after Hamas is destroyed and the ethnic minority has no representation in either Gaza or Israel now that they've banned arab political parties

    You're pretty dumb, aren't you.

    I could ask you again, but im' not sure you'd get the point this time either

    Hamas isn't the only political party in Palestine.

    Arab political parties were banned in Israel only, not in Palestine.

    Minorities don't have to have their own political party to be represented. Do you think black people and mexicans have to have their own political parties too?

    I realize this. My point is that the measure of curtailing Hamas, which has done a great deal of direct good for the Palestinian people, does not move towards a solution in Gaza

    a lot of terrorists do good things for the people that support them
    doesn't make them less terroristic though

    no but it makes them another man's freedom fighter.

    Israel should take a moment to stop being the bad guy and try to help out occasionally is all I am suggesting. I don't see how this disarmament is going to save Israeli lives. I really doubt the arms trade is going to suddenly stop and missile strikes are now old news.

    MildQuixotic on
  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    So what is it about Jews that has gotten everyone so riled up over the last several thousand years?

    the fact that they aren't Christian or Muslim?

    I said several thousands years.

    edit: I have my time lines mixed up a bit, but I'm pretty sure the jewrage predates christianity.

    Well, the Jews used to kick lots of ass. God said "those people offend me, go take them out" and the Jews said "Thank you for rescuing us from the lands of Egypt" and the people died.

    Then stuff happened and a big wind blew the Jews all over the land. People started to be all "What the fuck are these non-[people who lived in the land] doing living in this land. But the jews said "It's ok... we're cool. What do you need done, we'll do it" And some of the people said "Hey we need this" and the jews did it.

    Then chrisitanity showed up and said MWAWAWAWRSFRAWASAGA
    The roman empire fell, but not before making Christianity the go to religion of the land.

    The jews were then all "But what about us" and the Christians said... My city has a little corner... you can live there, but shit! There are things I need to do in my city, but my religion won't let me do it. And the jews were all like "Oh fuck yeah... I can do this stuff" time went on, and people forgot about how they were all living peacefully. And then if something bad happened, instead of maybe taking responsibility the powers that be said "Hey, I know shit be going bad and all... instead of taking responsibility, let's blame it on the guys living in the corner of our cities who got rich off all the things we're not allowed to do"

    and so the Christians stared kicking jew ass!

    THE END

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