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if you straight up invented a time machine

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
where would you go first?

i would re experience the '90s

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I honestly have no idea

    maybe go back in time and tell 10 year old Rane not to lose his accent

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I would go back in time to my high-school self and slap myself in the face. Hard.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    I would go all the way back to 1st grade.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I would go back in time and have sex with yo momma and then make a post in dis thread sayin that I already did and I'm yo daddy oh snaps

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Go back in time and have that V8

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I would go back in time and tell myself aaaaaaaaall about 4chan.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    I would go all the way back to 1st grade.

    So Shibby isn't dumb, just a time-traveller?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Go back in time and kill John Connor.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    kill hitler

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh, you know, all the boring usual stuff

    Make a bunch of money

    Maybe investigate a bunch of famous unsolved mysteries

    check out that Jesus shit

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    travel to the future

    see if we ever get around to making dyson spheres

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    probably just make a bunch of money

    i'd be afraid of messing up the space-time continuum

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Go back, take a few modern pieces of tech and software back with me, sell to the highest bidder, invest wisely

    go back to the future, withdraw the now multiplied fortune

    go back to 6 months prior to my previous trip, buy companies that bought my ill-gotten goods


    rinse


    repeat

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Oh, you know, all the boring usual stuff

    Make a bunch of money

    Maybe investigate a bunch of famous unsolved mysteries

    check out that Jesus shit

    MI6 killed Diana.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I would actually be afraid of going into the past at all.

    Who the hell knows what happens when you create a paradox.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    I would go all the way back to 1st grade.

    So Shibby isn't dumb, just a time-traveller?
    You are terrible! :P

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    make this thread one second before you

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    I would go all the way back to 1st grade.

    I would become the secret master of my childhood self. I would teach my little self everything I know and learn more to help him get through high school and college with greater ease and understanding. Also, teach him about chicks.

    Every.

    Last.

    Thing.

    Oh, I would also smack him for not brushing his teeth because I'm ashamed of my fillings.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'd see how it all ends, in the future

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'd have sex with myself. Who else would have me?

    Seriously, show of hands.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    kill hitler

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3899553254024543590

    Time will tell.

    Sooner or later, time will tell.

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'd go back and stop Drillbit Taylor from being made.

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Oh, I would also smack him for not brushing his teeth because I'm ashamed of my fillings.

    That can always be worse.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I would bring a laptop back to, say, the late thirties, and just give that bitch to someone.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovi-djkUgd0

    I would start earlier and make a career as a rapper

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I would definitely go back and tell my dumb self to go for the chick instead of waiting for something that didn't happen.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    I would go all the way back to 1st grade.

    I would become the secret master of my childhood self. I would teach my little self everything I know and learn more to help him get through high school and college with greater ease and understanding. Also, teach him about chicks.

    Every.

    Last.

    Thing.

    Oh, I would also smack him for not brushing his teeth because I'm ashamed of my fillings.
    See?

    This guy gets me.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i would go hang with roald dahl when he was working for shell

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Defenestrator wrote: »
    I'd go back and stop Drillbit Taylor from being made.

    if you can't laugh at the bullies in that movie you have no sense of humor

    Siamese queers

    jesus christ

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    experience history

    maybe do some teddy roosevelt and thomas edison type stuff in tales from the bully pulpit

    definitely puttin a loveseat on the timemachine and calling it the bully pulpit

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    I would definitely go back and tell my dumb self to go for the chick instead of waiting for something that didn't happen.

    I would tell myself "should have gone to the movies idiot"

    and myself would have been like "I already know :("

    and then I would be like "oh well then this trip was unnecessary"

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I would become my own grand father

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I would become my own grand father
    Ewwwww!

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    honestly I'm not going anywhere before I was born

    I wouldn't die just to reverse the holocaust

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    I would definitely go back and tell my dumb self to go for the chick instead of waiting for something that didn't happen.

    I would tell myself "should have gone to the movies idiot"

    and myself would have been like "I already know :("

    and then I would be like "oh well then this trip was unnecessary"

    yeah that's how it'll go for me

    "Dude go for it don't ask questions just go. You're better off either way."

    "I know"

    "THEN DO IT FAGGOT"

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Oh, I would also smack him for not brushing his teeth because I'm ashamed of my fillings.

    That can always be worse.

    True. I could have no teeth, but I still think I could have had a much nicer smile.

    Oh, especially this: I would my past mother to get my wisdom teeth yanked in high school and create room in my mouth for the rest of them in my lower jaw.

    Oh, and I would teach my little self about which video games are worth your time and which ones aren't. I made some errors in judgment back then that cost me about $45 a pop.

    Dang, that was a lotta scratch in high school.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I would go back in time to when that one picture of abraham lincoln and his generals was taken, and then it turns out the time traveller in the picture was me all along

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