Howdy folks. After being more or less rejected in my request for a more or less date, I am back at home/school. On the plus side, I am a chumpion. We got a jar of pickles as a trophy. It was cool.
Was this that facebook girl?
No. Different girl. This is the girl that I want to date, but I know it would be a terrible idea because she's totally insane. But I adore her anyways. It's really quite confusing. I think I'm going to split the difference and try to sleep with her, but not date her.
That's the short version of my girl thread h/a post. There's more, but it's not really important.
HOW CAN YOU GO THAT LONG WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT A PART OF YOU IS?
Be one of those isolated fundies that never get any sexual education and think doing anything with yourself, or anyone really, makes you an evil deviant?
In other news, this bob fellow seems to be a not entirely bad sort. A little rough around the edges, perhaps, and I don't agree with his viewpoint in the one thread I've seen him in, but I bet if we take him in and wipe away the mud and rain we'll find he had a heart of gold just waiting to come out still beating.
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No. Different girl. This is the girl that I want to date, but I know it would be a terrible idea because she's totally insane. But I adore her anyways. It's really quite confusing. I think I'm going to split the difference and try to sleep with her, but not date her.
That's the short version of my girl thread h/a post. There's more, but it's not really important.
Ten?
A big fat hen.
The name's Bender.
And for my next trick, I shall go to bed!
Where's my money, honey?
I'm twenty and a virgin and I know what a clitoris is. Just don't ask me to find one.
[spoiler:8c4adf9585]it's to the left of the belly button right[/spoiler:8c4adf9585]
I know where it should be but when I get there the damn thing is often hiding
edit: not that the hunting around part isn't fun
She discovered her clitoris the other day. I am thinking we should have a party or something.
Fucking.
Way.
well, to be fair it's not as immediately visible as our version
HOW CAN YOU GO THAT LONG WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT A PART OF YOU IS?
Be one of those isolated fundies that never get any sexual education and think doing anything with yourself, or anyone really, makes you an evil deviant?
:winky:
*shudders*
Come Kusu, and let us explore the wonders your islets of langerhans can provide to both of us.
Was his name Venture?
"Congratulations! You can no successfully masturbate!"
Poor little guy.
Those things scare the living daylight out of me.
Aroduc - clits, jizz, or rabbit vibrators?
Hehehe.
Also, that cartoon is still depressing me.
Grammar Nazi?
I may use that.
In other news, this bob fellow seems to be a not entirely bad sort. A little rough around the edges, perhaps, and I don't agree with his viewpoint in the one thread I've seen him in, but I bet if we take him in and wipe away the mud and rain we'll find he had a heart of gold just waiting to come out still beating.