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DarkPrimus

Poorochondriac wrote: »

Bearstranaut wrote: »

ihaveaweirdmutationthatmakesitimpossibleformetotouchyouwithoutafatality.com

Suicide Girls already exists, stupid

And Warren Ellis already writes for it.

Iroh

Skull Man wrote: »

I wish someone would make a new fallout thread

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=80656 ?

Bearstranaut

Skull Man wrote: »

I wish someone would make a new fallout thread

that game is so old hat, it's a tricorner.

Druhim

Belruel wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

most women wouldn't find that the slightest bit hot

and i think this is partly due to the generally male, homophobic tone our society usually takes and teaches young people to believe. female on female is smeared everywhere, but strong, masculine males in the same positions is shunned, the double standard is a damn shame.

I don't entirely disagree with you, however you're making the same mistake militant feminists make when they get all pissy about a woman wanting to stay home and raise the kids/be a homemaker

the assumption being that they're witless sheep that have been tricked by society into a submissive role instead of genuinely just wanting to take care of the home front

you don't get to make that judgment about a woman that doesn't find two guys kissing attractive either
hell, you could argue that you find dudes kissing hot because you've been brainwashed by androgynous men and women in media

while i understand your point, it is still silly. nowhere do i state that all women must find man on man attractive, i know plenty of guys who just aren't into lesbians, sometimes it is just not their thing. but the prevalence of a certain attitude in our society leads me to take the stance i have taken on this.

but the problem with your stance is that statistics are ultimately made up of a bunch of real individuals that have their own reasons for being attracted to what they're attracted to

so you really can't escape from the fact that you're presuming to know why a given person finds certain things attractive

Well of course, this is all speculation, but one may only draw conclusions from the data present in a given situation. It is impossible to know for certain why each individual thinks the way he or she does, but just because one cannot say with certainty why a thing is so does not necessitate never taking a stance on why one thinks it is so.

you gotta take an opinion, or else life is boring and you are just an indecisive blob

I get where you're coming from. Like I said, I don't really disagree with you.

spono

Mysst wrote: »

guys I have decided that height is not going to be any limitation for me when I hit on women.

which way was limiting before? low or high?

Weaver

being significantly taller than your lady makes shower sex an exercise in futility unless you get her something to stand on, which just ruins the mood

DarkPrimus

Mysst wrote: »

guys I have decided that height is not going to be any limitation for me when I hit on women.

Really? I'd think you'd want them at least up to your elbows, otherwise you're gonna have to bend over to hit them.

Poorochondriac

Weaver wrote: »

pooro I would report that for awesome but somebody took away my report button ages ago

Much obliged, Weaver. It felt pretty good as I was typing it.

Same to you, Bear.

Weaver

Bel on a scale of kitty pride to white queen rate your boobs

Belruel

no more rogue theme you weirdos

Weaver

Callius has class in the mornings so I'm filling in with the boob questions

Bearstranaut

woof woof about thirty five minutes ago

Weaver

cunt puncher is more likely an Image hero

Druhim

Hunter wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

Poorochondriac wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

DarkPrimus wrote: »

Bearstranaut wrote: »

aggressive/aggressive is fun as fuck.


submissive/submissive is just "well I don't know what do you want to do.."

I am working on getting my girlfriend to be more assertive.

Because if she is in the mood and I am playing video games, she doesn't have to sit there watching me play video games.

No joke, it's like just come over here and start shit, I guarantee you will get my attention.

Yeah, how inconvenient that women have a lifetime of society teaching them that being sexually assertive is "slutty"

How dare they

What is their problem

i have the opposite problem as you dudes. carson is a shy submissive guy, most of the time i have to go grab his crotch at random times and see if he's horny.

"hey carson, yea i'm just reading this book, what is up."
"oh nothing much, i think i'll go play a game or something then."
crotch grope
"carson, why didn't you just tell me you have a boner."
"you seemed busy!"

Sexually aggressive women are a turn on for most men. Even a very submissive male will be all "alright, let's hit it".

The opposite side of the coin, aggressive male and submissive female, is often very stressful. I've had GF's who were happy with sex and enjoyed it, but if I didn't light signal fires or basically drag them to the bedroom and say "naked" it was like "well, I didn't think you wanted it or were up for sexy time". Like I would get an anti-boner if she made first contact or something.

you know, I've tried to get this point across to some of my female friends (who of course tend to be in their 30s on up) and almost every time I get some version of, "I tried being aggressive but guys don't like it!"

I try to point out that guys are used to getting shot down when they make a move because they have to be aggressive or they ain't getting laid that often or at all, but women aren't used to it so they assume they're being shot down because they're aggressive instead of one of many other reasons a dude might turn a gal down. Even after explaining this, they just keep saying dudes don't like aggressive ladies. I give up.

Mysst

guys I am 5 fucking 3, the only way i would get a woman half my height is with a midget. But I am thinking that a short man with the audacity to proposition a tall woman may work in my favor.

Weaver

Mysst wrote: »

guys I am 5 fucking 3, the only way i would get a woman half my height is with a midget. But I am thinking that a short man with the audacity to proposition a tall woman may work in my favor.

downside is you get her on her knees and she's staring right at your sternum

Bearstranaut

Weaver wrote: »

cunt puncher is more likely an Image hero

don't go talking shit about image comics.

Mysst

Weaver wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

guys I am 5 fucking 3, the only way i would get a woman half my height is with a midget. But I am thinking that a short man with the audacity to proposition a tall woman may work in my favor.

downside is you get her on her knees and she's staring right at your sternum

upside I can ride her like a horse

Druhim

Belruel wrote: »

i was wondering the other day is rogue's powers only apply to human physiology, and determined that they would pretty much have to.

otherwise every single tiny little living thing human beings come into contact with on a daily basis would be traumatizing for her.

and how damn strong would she be if she could just drain ants all the time

man, the ant thing is stupid as fuck
people are always talking about how fucking strong ants are, but it's entirely a matter of scale
so even if you could "absorb" an animal's abilities somehow, touching an ant wouldn't make you super strong

maybe you could climb walls or you'd temporarily grow an exoskeleton

Poorochondriac

Druhim wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

Poorochondriac wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

DarkPrimus wrote: »

Bearstranaut wrote: »

aggressive/aggressive is fun as fuck.


submissive/submissive is just "well I don't know what do you want to do.."

I am working on getting my girlfriend to be more assertive.

Because if she is in the mood and I am playing video games, she doesn't have to sit there watching me play video games.

No joke, it's like just come over here and start shit, I guarantee you will get my attention.

Yeah, how inconvenient that women have a lifetime of society teaching them that being sexually assertive is "slutty"

How dare they

What is their problem

i have the opposite problem as you dudes. carson is a shy submissive guy, most of the time i have to go grab his crotch at random times and see if he's horny.

"hey carson, yea i'm just reading this book, what is up."
"oh nothing much, i think i'll go play a game or something then."
crotch grope
"carson, why didn't you just tell me you have a boner."
"you seemed busy!"

Sexually aggressive women are a turn on for most men. Even a very submissive male will be all "alright, let's hit it".

The opposite side of the coin, aggressive male and submissive female, is often very stressful. I've had GF's who were happy with sex and enjoyed it, but if I didn't light signal fires or basically drag them to the bedroom and say "naked" it was like "well, I didn't think you wanted it or were up for sexy time". Like I would get an anti-boner if she made first contact or something.

you know, I've tried to get this point across to some of my female friends (who of course tend to be in their 30s on up) and almost every time I get some version of, "I tried being aggressive but guys don't like it!"

I try to point out that guys are used to getting shot down when they make a move because they have to be aggressive or they ain't getting laid that often or at all, but women aren't used to it so they assume they're being shot down because they're aggressive instead of one of many other reasons a dude might turn a gal down. Even after explaining this, they just keep saying dudes don't like aggressive ladies. I give up.

Dude, I hear where you're coming from

But it is easy to underestimate how fucking dumb a fucking shitload of guys are.

For instance:
I operated as wingman for a good buddy of mine a couple of weeks ago. Helped him knock boots with a chick who looked enough like Jessica Biel that it was kind of insane.

Said buddy hooked up with her for a couple of weeks, but broke things off with her. I asked why the hell he would do something that stupid. He said that she wanted him to go down on her, and he just doesn't do that shit.

What in the hell.

I mean, I thought dudes who won't hook a lady up in that department were a fucking urban myth. I'd never met one before. And yet that my friend would toss aside a chick that gorgeous because he's a selfish prick? It pretty much confirmed a lot of the anti-dude mentality I've held for years.

Bearstranaut

Druhim wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

i was wondering the other day is rogue's powers only apply to human physiology, and determined that they would pretty much have to.

otherwise every single tiny little living thing human beings come into contact with on a daily basis would be traumatizing for her.

and how damn strong would she be if she could just drain ants all the time

man, the ant thing is stupid as fuck
people are always talking about how fucking strong ants are, but it's entirely a matter of scale
so even if you could "absorb" an animal's abilities somehow, touching an ant wouldn't make you super strong

maybe you could climb walls or you'd temporarily grow an exoskeleton

furious episodes of cellular mitosis.

JohnHam

Facebook status: jesus I hate facebook statuses

Belruel

oh good grief pooro, i hope you told your friend he is just so stupid

Weaver

I used to have a buddy that wouldn't let a girl go down on him, said it just wasn't his thing

Weaver

also going down on ladies is awesome fyi

Mysst

well I mean the ant thing is just due to everything at that size being really light to begin with.

also I like to play the game called 'lick the cervix' but I dunno maybe that's just me

Bearstranaut

Weaver wrote: »

I used to have a buddy that wouldn't let a girl go down on him, said it just wasn't his thing

I hate blowjobs.

really.

they are extremely uncomfortable.


my dick is a sensitive instrument.

your dick, is a tinker toy implement.

Poorochondriac

Belruel wrote: »

oh good grief pooro, i hope you told your friend he is just so stupid

He has been receiving almost non-stop shit from my roommate and I, not to worry

DarkPrimus

Maybe the girl who is giving you blowjobs sucks at them, if you'll excuse the play on words.

Poorochondriac

Weaver wrote: »

also going down on ladies is awesome fyi

Word up

The resultant gasps and moans are worth their weight in gold

crwth

Weaver wrote: »

I used to have a buddy that wouldn't let a girl go down on him, said it just wasn't his thing

this does not fempute

MrMonroe

Mysst wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

guys I am 5 fucking 3, the only way i would get a woman half my height is with a midget. But I am thinking that a short man with the audacity to proposition a tall woman may work in my favor.

downside is you get her on her knees and she's staring right at your sternum

upside I can ride her like a horse

downside you'll look ridiculous.

Poorochondriac

Mysst wrote: »

well I mean the ant thing is just due to everything at that size being really light to begin with.

also I like to play the game called 'lick the cervix' but I dunno maybe that's just me

Stickin' your tongue in a girl's cooter doesn't feel as good as you think it does

In general, it is better to put your tongue to work in the clitoral region, and if she enjoys the vaginal stimulation, use your fingers for that

bongi

Pooro your friend sounds like a good guy.

Belruel

MrMonroe wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

guys I am 5 fucking 3, the only way i would get a woman half my height is with a midget. But I am thinking that a short man with the audacity to proposition a tall woman may work in my favor.

downside is you get her on her knees and she's staring right at your sternum

upside I can ride her like a horse

downside you'll look ridiculous.

i dunno...

[nsfw maybe, haha

Weaver

Poorochondriac wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

well I mean the ant thing is just due to everything at that size being really light to begin with.

also I like to play the game called 'lick the cervix' but I dunno maybe that's just me

Stickin' your tongue in a girl's cooter doesn't feel as good as you think it does

In general, it is better to put your tongue to work in the clitoral region, and if she enjoys the vaginal stimulation, use your fingers for that

Well if you just occasionally drop the tongue down there sudden warmth can get you some pretty rushed gasps

Mysst

MrMonroe wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

guys I am 5 fucking 3, the only way i would get a woman half my height is with a midget. But I am thinking that a short man with the audacity to proposition a tall woman may work in my favor.

downside is you get her on her knees and she's staring right at your sternum

upside I can ride her like a horse

downside you'll look ridiculous.

but I'll feel awesome. in fact, I'd be awesome

Belruel

Poorochondriac wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

well I mean the ant thing is just due to everything at that size being really light to begin with.

also I like to play the game called 'lick the cervix' but I dunno maybe that's just me

Stickin' your tongue in a girl's cooter doesn't feel as good as you think it does

In general, it is better to put your tongue to work in the clitoral region, and if she enjoys the vaginal stimulation, use your fingers for that

pooro, you know how it is

Weaver

MrMonroe wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

guys I am 5 fucking 3, the only way i would get a woman half my height is with a midget. But I am thinking that a short man with the audacity to proposition a tall woman may work in my favor.

downside is you get her on her knees and she's staring right at your sternum

upside I can ride her like a horse

downside you'll look ridickulous.

Bearstranaut

Belruel wrote: »

MrMonroe wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

guys I am 5 fucking 3, the only way i would get a woman half my height is with a midget. But I am thinking that a short man with the audacity to proposition a tall woman may work in my favor.

downside is you get her on her knees and she's staring right at your sternum

upside I can ride her like a horse

downside you'll look ridiculous.

i dunno...

wha...what.

is that a dildo whip.