Road Trip thread

OmegaTofuNinja

So ladies and homps of SE++. Artreus and some friends and I are planning a road trip. As of now we are deciding between Toronto and Montreal, which one would be more awesome? Would any of you homogayfags be around the area for hangouts?

More importantly, who wants to get drunk as ass with me?

Also tell me about road trip experiences. I want to hear all of your fucking stories you gays.

Cold Salmon and Hatred

SASKATCHEWAN

OmegaTofuNinja

SASKATCHEWAN

Cold Salmon and Hatred

also me dadouw and graves and thorgot are totally going on a roadtrip to pax '09

if they don't agree to come we're kidnapping them anyways

trentsteel

FUCK you miss Edmonton? Go back west first for 40 hours of driving and THEN go to Montreal and yes I will get so drunk with you.

Skull Man

somewhere that is not in canada

Vixx

Montreal is a silly place

OmegaTofuNinja

trentsteel wrote: »

FUCK you miss Edmonton? Go back west first for 40 hours of driving and THEN go to Montreal and yes I will get so drunk with you.

Man we're starting from Indiana so we're pretty much stuck with Toronto or Montreal. If we had more time I would be down with Edmonton so fucking hard you have no idea

PiptheFair

saskatoon is located in the direct center of nowhere

there are textbooks written about what saskatoon does not contain

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

I'm kind of near Toronto. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing. It just is.

Cold Salmon and Hatred

saskatoon can go fuck itself

Weyburn is where it's at

aww yeah we got all the grain

OmegaTofuNinja

Viv is just jealous that she doesn't get so drunk with me

OmegaTofuNinja

Also what's the drinking age in Canada again? 20 right?

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »

Also what's the drinking age in Canada again? 20 right?

19.

MrMonroe

Come south to MA and I'll show you how us western Massachusetts people party.




Very drunkenly is the answer.

I guess you don't have to actually come to find out.

Cold Salmon and Hatred

in montreal it's 18

OmegaTofuNinja

Man this summer will be the big road trip. We will go around to so many places and party.

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

Come around Toronto area a little later. My birthday is July 28, and I plan on getting super drunkdid for it. You know, legally.

OmegaTofuNinja

Aww man we're doing this spring break so it'll be March 13th or thereabouts

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

Whatever, it's Canada. The drinking age is more of a suggestion than anything else. But bars can be tricky.

OmegaTofuNinja

One of the things I want to do is just go into a bar and order the fuck out of a pint or something

I don't know how bars work in Canada

Projeck

i dont think they can extract the fuck out of it

PiptheFair

OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »

One of the things I want to do is just go into a bar and order the fuck out of a pint or something

I don't know how bars work in Canada

everything is served in bags

Airking850

you go into them and order pints or something.

(don't come to Ottawa it's boring)

OmegaTofuNinja

PiptheFair wrote: »

OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »

One of the things I want to do is just go into a bar and order the fuck out of a pint or something

I don't know how bars work in Canada

everything is served in bags

oh shit dude a pint-bag of booze would be awesome

PiptheFair

I imagine it would get terribly awkward attempting to open your third pint with one of those little straws

OmegaTofuNinja

end up stabbing your best friend in the throat

you spend life on death row living with the guilt

Dichotomy

Toronto is pretty sweet

I don't know exactly where I live but I know it's near Toronto and Toronto is a sweet place

OmegaTofuNinja

Shit man whenever I have a capri sun it seems like it is fucking bottomless

OmegaTofuNinja

Dichotomy wrote: »

Toronto is pretty sweet

I don't know exactly where I live but I know it's near Toronto and Toronto is a sweet place

I need details, what is there to do

Dichotomy

when I was a child I didn't even know that the rest of the world didn't have milk bagged
I would only have fluid in a carton if it was say chocolate milk or certain brands of orange juice
and every time I had to deal with one of those cartons I said "man! this is inconvenient! I am so happy my milk is conveniently bagged"

I Win Swordfights

Mountain Cooler Caprisun makes the world go round

Artreus

OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »

Shit man whenever I have a capri sun it seems like it is fucking bottomless

Are you serious? Those things go in like 3 sips. That is fucking annoying. ALSO ENGLAND YOU STUPID FUCKER. I WANT TO VISIT SIL AND HAVE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLUE GAYBABIES.

Also kosh, I have never, ever squeezed a capri so hard that happened. I am not convinced either of you guys have ever seen a capri sun.

Unless you were talking about it squiting out of the straw I guess, that happens sometimes.

OmegaTofuNinja

England is not going to happen. We've discussed this.

Dichotomy

OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »

Dichotomy wrote: »

Toronto is pretty sweet

I don't know exactly where I live but I know it's near Toronto and Toronto is a sweet place

I need details, what is there to do

okay I'll come clean
I've only been to Toronto like half a dozen times in my life
I went to the Eaton Center once and I've seen some concerts there

but as I am not a city boy and am instead a small town girl I've had a blast whenever I've gone

Cold Salmon and Hatred

I have never had milk in bags

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »

Dichotomy wrote: »

Toronto is pretty sweet

I don't know exactly where I live but I know it's near Toronto and Toronto is a sweet place

I need details, what is there to do

Pretty similar things to most cities. Though I know of some kickass places to eat! Queen Street has the semi iconic junk (Much Music building and then big name bullshit), Kensington Market is hippie paradise, then the usual malls, comic book shops, faggy cafes, and weird homeless people.

Oh, and there's this guy.

Sgt Eversman

i lost all interest in canada the day i turned 21


i wonder why

OmegaTofuNinja

Marcus and His Band Of Mysterious Disco Ravens wrote: »

OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »

Dichotomy wrote: »

Toronto is pretty sweet

I don't know exactly where I live but I know it's near Toronto and Toronto is a sweet place

I need details, what is there to do

Pretty similar things to most cities. Though I know of some kickass places to eat! Queen Street has the semi iconic junk (Much Music building and then big name bullshit), Kensington Market is hippie paradise, then the usual malls, comic book shops, faggy cafes, and weird homeless people.

Oh, and there's this guy.

fuck yes that guy

We are checking out all of this shit fuck yes

Artreus

OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »

Marcus and His Band Of Mysterious Disco Ravens wrote: »

OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »

Dichotomy wrote: »

Toronto is pretty sweet

I don't know exactly where I live but I know it's near Toronto and Toronto is a sweet place

I need details, what is there to do

Pretty similar things to most cities. Though I know of some kickass places to eat! Queen Street has the semi iconic junk (Much Music building and then big name bullshit), Kensington Market is hippie paradise, then the usual malls, comic book shops, faggy cafes, and weird homeless people.

Oh, and there's this guy.

fuck yes that guy

We are checking out all of this shit fuck yes

What, that's just me. I mean. Look up. Same guy

2 Marcus 2 Ravens

As fucking awesome as Zanta Claus is, it might be best to stop quoting that picture Artreus.
And he can be found anywhere there is a camera. And he'll be doing push ups.