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Eddy knows how to turn a [chat] out

ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA mod
edited January 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
People at the campus post office must've thought I was crazy by the way I was laughing when I saw the sticker on my package as I was picking it up.

Dude got me Achewood!


Vol 1-6 of Man Why You Even Got to Do a Thing!


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A signed decision making flowchart with my fucking name on it!


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^^ getting framed ^^


This mother has been officially turned out. So hard.



And as bonus for this awesomeness, my new dance shoes decided to arrive early.


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That's how hard the mother got turned out.

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    GASP.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh god, I'm a monster

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Very sharp, Elki.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Those're some real dance shoes.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fatty monster.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Outside my new office there is the creepiest motivational poster.

    It's a weird "Where the Wild Things Are"-ish drawing of some sheep, and then a fox in the middle wearing a sheep mask made out of a sheep face

    The quote is "What we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say."

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm not a fan of dress shoes with front caps like that.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Except it's a special needs school with about 20 female students. And as I said before, many of them were playing in their first official game.

    Clearly, the best thing to do with new players to a sport is to utterly humiliate them. That'll learn anyone who is trying something new!

    Okay now that's hilarious and really really sad. How the hell did they even let a special needs school into their division? Everyone involved should feel bad. Except for the girls who lost.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Man why does Elki always get all the smokin hot bitches like Eddy?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No surprise thats up in an oil company.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Except it's a special needs school with about 20 female students. And as I said before, many of them were playing in their first official game.

    Clearly, the best thing to do with new players to a sport is to utterly humiliate them. That'll learn anyone who is trying something new!
    Okay now that's hilarious and really really sad. How the hell did they even let a special needs school into their division? Everyone involved should feel bad. Except for the girls who lost.
    This is what I mean

    How else was this going to turn out

    Of course it ended with every single person involved feeling worse for it

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    also. holy shit elki.

    holy shit.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited January 2009
    Can someone get me the link to the PBF birthday comic from the site itself?

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Can someone get me the link to the PBF birthday comic from the site itself?

    http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif

    Edit: Link to the image itself is: http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif

    :?:

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited January 2009
    also. holy shit elki.

    holy shit.

    I know!

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Can someone get me the link to the PBF birthday comic from the site itself?
    http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif

    Flippy you bitch

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited January 2009
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Can someone get me the link to the PBF birthday comic from the site itself?

    http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif

    :?:

    Thank you!

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    I miss 'cism [Chat].

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Can someone get me the link to the PBF birthday comic from the site itself?
    http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif

    Flippy you bitch

    :winky:

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i hate you all!

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    No surprise thats up in an oil company.

    give me your money bitch

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    You know what I don't get? How in the demo video that runs when you launch Morrowind, at one point the guy shoots a guard in the back with a steel crossbow and kills him with a single shot. How do you do that? Guards scale with you and steel crossbows only do 20 damage. It always has me scratching my head.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    WORST
    OP
    EVER

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Res wrote: »
    You know what I don't get? How in the demo video that runs when you launch Morrowind, at one point the guy shoots a guard in the back with a steel crossbow and kills him with a single shot. How do you do that? Guards scale with you and steel crossbows only do 20 damage. It always has me scratching my head.

    Enchant it? Sneak attack?

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    WORST
    OP
    EVER

    Justin Sane.

    Worst person, or worstest person?

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    You know what I don't get? How in the demo video that runs when you launch Morrowind, at one point the guy shoots a guard in the back with a steel crossbow and kills him with a single shot. How do you do that? Guards scale with you and steel crossbows only do 20 damage. It always has me scratching my head.

    Enchant it? Sneak attack?

    The crossbow isn't glowing, but I guess he could be wearing something else with a +Marksman enchantment...

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sometimes politics is funny. Sometimes a politician's name just makes a quote magical.
    “How can you spend hundreds of millions of dollars on contraceptives?” Boehner asked. “How does that stimulate the economy?”

    Boehner said congressional Republicans are also concerned about the size of the package.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    You know what I don't get? How in the demo video that runs when you launch Morrowind, at one point the guy shoots a guard in the back with a steel crossbow and kills him with a single shot. How do you do that? Guards scale with you and steel crossbows only do 20 damage. It always has me scratching my head.
    Enchant it? Sneak attack?
    Do the thing where you improve a bunch, but don't actually level?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    No surprise thats up in an oil company.

    give me your money bitch

    You only come after me because I'm dressed up differently!

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    WORST
    OP
    EVER

    Justin Sane.

    Worst person, or worstest person?

    Says the gerbil. :)

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Res wrote: »
    You know what I don't get? How in the demo video that runs when you launch Morrowind, at one point the guy shoots a guard in the back with a steel crossbow and kills him with a single shot. How do you do that? Guards scale with you and steel crossbows only do 20 damage. It always has me scratching my head.

    That always has annoyed me when they do stuff like that in games. It seems to me that it kindof messes with the whole "suspension of disbelief" thing when the movies/cutscenes/scripted events don't play by the same rules as the game.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    It would have to be a huge fucking enchantment, though.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Also, I had no idea the world differed so much in how time was told. That's amazing. I'm not accustomed to a 24-schedule at all.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That is so cool!

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    No surprise thats up in an oil company.

    give me your money bitch

    You only come after me because I'm dressed up differently!

    also because you have money that we do not have

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I own Morrowind. It is on my computer right now.

    And I can't at all think of this video of which you speak.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    I played a marksman/alchemist in Oblivion.

    So goddamn overpowered with sneak + poisoned arrows. I just had trouble being close enough for the sneak crit to apply. :P

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    The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Sometimes politics is funny. Sometimes a politician's name just makes a quote magical.
    “How can you spend hundreds of millions of dollars on contraceptives?” Boehner asked. “How does that stimulate the economy?”

    Boehner said congressional Republicans are also concerned about the size of the package.

    Hahahahahahaha

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    YOU'RE A GOD DAMN PLATYPUS.
    PSN Name: MusingPlatypus
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    You know what I don't get? How in the demo video that runs when you launch Morrowind, at one point the guy shoots a guard in the back with a steel crossbow and kills him with a single shot. How do you do that? Guards scale with you and steel crossbows only do 20 damage. It always has me scratching my head.
    Enchant it? Sneak attack?
    Do the thing where you improve a bunch, but don't actually level?

    I guess that's possible. I hadn't really thought of that because in Morrowind guards are the only things that scale with you.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Res wrote: »
    It would have to be a huge fucking enchantment, though.

    1) Don't pick marksman as one of your skills (either major or minor)
    2) Practice a lot and get a gargantuan marksman skill while still level 1
    3) Pop a cap those bitch ass guards

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