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I am sick (again)

Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
Most recently: I threw up about 40 minutes ago.

I threw up last night.

For the past three weeks:

I've been in more or less constant pain due to two nasty infections. Prostatitis and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epididymitis the chronic version.

My stomach has been occasionally feeling like I swallowed razorblades.

I have been having massive stomach cramps that cause extreme pain and discomfort.

I am on painkillers and various antibiotics. I am trying to avoid the hospital. I am sick (again) forums, wish me well.

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hahahaha oh my god potatoe

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    I think you just need some chicken soup and a good night's sleep.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2009
    everything's always about you. I have had the sniffles for four weeks and you haven't so much as asked how I am because everything is about your life-threatening illness

    Tube on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i cannot see pictures lately. wierd.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Tube how are you?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    i cannot see pictures lately. wierd.

    maybe you went blind

    did you go blind recently

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    high 5 on epididymitis, I had it a while ago (ouch ouch ouch)

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    i cannot see pictures lately. wierd.

    maybe you went blind

    did you go blind recently

    Only during Bendery special time.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Tube how are you?

    I had to cancel a day of studio because of the sniffles :(

    Tube on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I am hoping it is nothing serious, Munkus.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Tube how are you?

    I had to cancel a day of studio because of the sniffles :(

    Is it like a physio session where if you cancel with less than 24 hours you still have to pay?

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    But how is your colon doing?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    i am seeing you a lot lately, blaket

    i think we should be bosom pals

    acquiesce or suffer

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    But how is your colon doing?

    I got a postcard from it the other day.

    Wait are you asking Munkus?

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    i am seeing you a lot lately, blaket

    i think we should be bosom pals

    acquiesce or suffer

    Who will be in whose bosom?

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Tube how are you?

    I had to cancel a day of studio because of the sniffles :(

    Jesus Tube, don't die on us. I'm not sure the internet could take it. Not this year.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    dang, i ain't even got a bosom to speak of

    i hope you brought one

    or know a guy that has one we can borrow

    Knob on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Give me 20 minutes and a sharp knife, I'll sort it out.

    Anyway I'm off to bed, bye everyone.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    But how is your colon doing?

    I got a postcard from it the other day.

    Wait are you asking Munkus?
    I'm asking anyone, I would like to know how the host body/colon relationship is going.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well like I said, it writes occasionally. We did part on less than amicable terms, though. I don't think I'm ready to forgive it just yet.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My colon is doing wonderfully thanks for asking

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Tube how are you?

    I had to cancel a day of studio because of the sniffles :(

    Is it like a physio session where if you cancel with less than 24 hours you still have to pay?

    nah he was cool with it, he's a good guy. most studios though totally they would

    Tube on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    yeeeeeeeeesh Munkus

    sorry to hear that

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh motherfucker, I could have salmonella.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    In that case you should probably be looked at by a licensed medical professional.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2009
    wah wah I'm munkus I have salmonella life is hard

    Tube on
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Well like I said, it writes occasionally. We did part on less than amicable terms, though. I don't think I'm ready to forgive it just yet.
    I'm sure it had it's reason, and are you doing ok with it?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    But how is your colon doing?

    I got a postcard from it the other day.

    Wait are you asking Munkus?
    I'm asking anyone, I would like to know how the host body/colon relationship is going.

    i drank so much coffee today that i experienced a rare phenomenon i have affectionately dubbed the 'poop typhoon'

    Knob on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Tube how are you?

    I had to cancel a day of studio because of the sniffles :(

    aw that blows

    whatever happened to powering through and all that?

    Vixx on
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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    wah wah I'm munkus I get sick all the time life is hard
    Walk it off, pussy.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    In that case you should probably be looked at by a licensed medical professional.

    hello i am a doctor

    tube can you change my name to Dr. Knob

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    my colon is doing awesome

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dr. Knob the Knob Doctor.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    In that case you should probably be looked at by a licensed medical professional.

    Wouldn't make a difference. I'm already on antibiotics.

    I just happened to have eaten more than my fair share of peanut-butter crackers that were recalled due to salmonella, and salmonella's symptoms line up with mine. Except for fever, but that could be coming up as we speak.

    My stomach does not usually feel like razorblades and my stomach cramps are not usually feeling like Chuck Lidell punched me in the gut. And I usually do not vomit.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well, it could be worse. At least you don't have to worry about it coming from both ends.

    Hope it works out.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    But how is your colon doing?

    I got a postcard from it the other day.

    Wait are you asking Munkus?
    I'm asking anyone, I would like to know how the host body/colon relationship is going.

    i drank so much coffee today that i experienced a rare phenomenon i have affectionately dubbed the 'poop typhoon'

    Try that, and add in a full dinner of clams the night before.

    I'm pretty sure I just had whole clams shooting out of my butt.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Hang on, didn't that happen to someone in H/A as well?

    Was that you or someone else?

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=81434

    Hey ho.

    The apocalypse is here and it's peanutbuttery!

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Man I'm sorry to hear you're feeling poorly Munk.

    #pipe on
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