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STALLONE APPRECIATION THREAD - NSF56K, COMMUNISM, THE ODDS

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    they should have done every movie possible together

    I mean stuff like terminator and rocky, those are solo projects

    STALLONE
    SCHWARZENNEGGER

    KINDERGATEN COP TWO: FIRST GRADE

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    no no no you are not thinking big enough.

    STALLONE, DEVITO, SCHWARZENNEGGER

    in

    Triplets

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Stallone should have played Bane in Batman: Forever.

    Stallone should have played Danny Devito in Twins.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Wait, not twins.

    Which is the movie where arnold gets pregnant and devito costars?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Twins.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Junior!

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    oh, shit, junior. that's right.

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    junior

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    stallone is danny devito's baby in the junior sequel

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Junior! Yes!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Stallone vs Schwarzennegger in Over the Top 2

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Holy shit, Junior was Oscar nominated

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    aliens vs. predator vs. rocky

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sweet Jesus, I was not a fan of Stallon prior to this thread. It is only now that I have truly seen the light!

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    stallone vs. schwarzenneger

    JINGLE ALL THE WAY 2: JINGLE FURTHER

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    you have been saved then brother

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    humblehumble Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    stallone vs. schwarzenneger

    JINGLE ALL THE WAY 2: JINGLE FURTHER

    this would be the best movie

    dont forget bruce willis too

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    MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    This thread. This thread right here is the best god damned thread.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    True Lies 2

    Stallone replaces Jamie Lee Curtis

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    humble wrote: »
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    stallone vs. schwarzenneger

    JINGLE ALL THE WAY 2: JINGLE FURTHER

    this would be the best movie

    dont forget bruce willis too

    arnold takes over the supermarket to get the toy, stallone is his lieutenant, bruce willis is shopping for shoes for his grandkids when arnold's army of austrian former mister universe contestants take everyone hostage

    movie ends in an epic three-way armwrestle and makeout session

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the 6th day 2: the 7th day

    armies of arnold vs. stallone clones

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    The 7th day of first blood with a vengeance

    Starring: Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Willis

    And introducing VAN DAME

    As DUKE MAN DAMN

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    End of Days 2:

    Stallone as The Devil

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    i love the image of bruce willis sneaking past musclebound guards, muttering 'who gave these assholes the steroids'

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ori you need a way to sneak jean reno into that

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    humblehumble Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    humble wrote: »
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    stallone vs. schwarzenneger

    JINGLE ALL THE WAY 2: JINGLE FURTHER

    this would be the best movie

    dont forget bruce willis too

    arnold takes over the supermarket to get the toy, stallone is his lieutenant, bruce willis is shopping for shoes for his grandkids when arnold's army of austrian former mister universe contestants take everyone hostage

    movie ends in an epic three-way armwrestle and makeout session

    start writing this

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    ori you need a way to sneak jean reno into that

    jean reno is the french immigrant cop who investigates bruce willis' distress call from the radio shack

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    throw in clint eastwood as an old korea vet turned greeter

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    also have a newer action star like Vin Diesel or Jason Statham spend the whole movie getting their ass kicked

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    simo wrote: »
    throw in clint eastwood as an old korea vet turned greeter

    clint eastwood is the retired fast food part-time employee who tries to convince arnold that he knows bruce willis from his hometown but ends up dying to arnold's suplex

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    they should have the stunt doubles all look hilariously bad

    Fat dudes. Short dudes. Dudes with the wrong haircut. Women.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the fuck you talking about with stunt doubles

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Man, Arnold needs to give up the politicking and start kicking some asses again.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    steven segal as the guy who tries to mount an air assault and instead flies into an engine

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    humble wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    humble wrote: »
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    stallone vs. schwarzenneger

    JINGLE ALL THE WAY 2: JINGLE FURTHER

    this would be the best movie

    dont forget bruce willis too

    arnold takes over the supermarket to get the toy, stallone is his lieutenant, bruce willis is shopping for shoes for his grandkids when arnold's army of austrian former mister universe contestants take everyone hostage

    movie ends in an epic three-way armwrestle and makeout session

    start writing this

    i think i might, actually.

    FADE IN:

    INT. SHOE SHOP - DAY

    BRUCE WILLIS is sitting on a bench, clenching his feet in the carpet. The shoe SALESMAN stands in front of him, grinning like an idiot and poking a box of loafers at him. CUSTOMERS mill about in the background, trying on shoes. ANNOYING MUZAK plays in the background.
    SALESMAN:
    It helps if you soak them in hot water.

    BRUCE WILLIS:
    What?

    SALESMAN:
    The feet. It helps if you soak them in hot water.

    BRUCE WILLIS:
    Trust me. I've been doing this for years.

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    steven segal as the guy who tries to mount an air assault and instead flies into an engine

    The ol' Executive Decision ploy, eh?

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2009
    sam jackson as "not appearing in this movie"

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    KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I recently re-watched Death Race 2000 which I had only seen once as a kid.

    I was surprised by how many titties were in it. Fine titties.

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    MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    simo wrote: »
    aliens vs. predator vs. rocky

    oh my god
    simo wrote: »
    the 6th day 2: the 7th day

    armies of arnold vs. stallone clones

    oh my god
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    i love the image of bruce willis sneaking past musclebound guards, muttering 'who gave these assholes the steroids'

    don't stop i'm so close

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    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

    http://lexiconmegatherium.tumblr.com/
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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    The greatest scene of any movie ever made in the history of mankind. I tear cries of manliness every time I witness the brilliance of Stallone's acting here.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itmNiTwHOsM&NR=1

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