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NADS AND I HAVE A SLAP BET

PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, manAh, jeezRegistered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
Now, bro code dictates that I cannot publicly reveal the terms of said bet.

But, suffice to say, one of us will be getting slapped to hell in the next few weeks.

This post serves as public record, so that he can't back out of it.

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    slapz

    mad slapz

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    some bitch gon' get slapped

    Seta 3000 on
  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    slapcountdown.com

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oh fuck

    dibs on slap bet commissioner

    YaYa on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sounds good.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    some bitch gon' get slapped

    Goddamn right

    Poorochondriac on
  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Now, bro code dictates that I cannot publicly reveal the terms of said bet.

    But, suffice to say, one of us will be getting slapped to hell in the next few weeks.

    This post serves as public record, so that he can't back out of it.

    The slap heard round the world

    Karl on
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the bet is to see how long they can go without putting something in their butt

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Pooro

    hey Pooro

    can I be slap bet commissioner

    YaYa on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    Pooro

    hey Pooro

    can I be slap bet commissioner

    Alas, commissioner has to be set at the time of the bet, so as to insure maximum objectivity.

    But not to worry. The appointed Commissioner is fully aware of his responsibilities.

    Somebody is getting slapped in the next few months. Perhaps both of us!

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    upon impact of slap, will we be notified?

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    upon impact of slap, will we be notified?

    With pictorial evidence

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    good show of slaptastic integrity, friend

    Seta 3000 on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I hope pooro gets slapped and I hope Nads cries

    FAQ on
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    I hope pooro gets slapped and I hope Nads cries

    I hope the loser's cries somehow become backup vocals in a song sung by the winner.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    good show of slaptastic integrity, friend

    You can't take such things lightly

    Gotta commit

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't think a simple picture will give testament to the audio component of a slapping.

    Half of the joy comes from the noise.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    I don't think a simple picture will give testament to the audio component of a slapping.

    Half of the joy comes from the noise.

    Hell of a point.

    Video it is.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    a few of my friends had a slapping thing going on a while back

    it culminated in a running slap in a line outside a club, knocking glasses to the ground and breaking them, leaving a temporary hand shaped indentation on a dude's face. The sound of the slap was clearly audible over the club music and people in the line, enough to make the bouncers cringe.

    they decided nobody was ever going to top that one so they stopped slapping.

    #pipe on
  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't understand this at all.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't understand this at all.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slap_Bet

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited January 2009
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    the bet is to see how long they can go without putting something in their butt

    I'm out!

    A duck! on
  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So this is from some dumbass sitcom?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    i think we should have another 'no masturbation' contest measured in microseconds.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i think we should have another 'no masturbation' contest measured in microseconds.

    I agree. I went out like a bitch last time

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i think we should have another 'no masturbation' contest measured in microseconds.
    that contest would start and end at the same moment.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    no, no. the whole point is to go out first.

    i call it the captain k method.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I can do that too

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    you have to video tape this shit

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  • Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Videotape the masturbation contest?

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    I ain't never crossed a man who didn't deserve it. - Artis Ivey Jr.
  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I don't understand this at all.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slap_Bet

    TL;DR

    Actually, the first sentence was something about somebody not wanting to go to the mall and I just though 'Oh hell, here is a bunch of crap I don't need to know about'.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jack.

    Ruckus on
  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    it's basically the loser of the bet gets slapped by the winner. any premature or fraudulent slaps result in penalty slappage.

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm rooting for nads
    Mostly because I think that if he were to get slapped he might get broken in 2

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    either way i forsee the sound of a broom breaking when it happens.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    futility wrote: »
    I'm rooting for nads
    Mostly because I think that if he were to get slapped he might get broken in 2

    I'm pretty sure the act of him slapping somebody else will break him as well.

    Ruckus on
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    No, it's ok. Nads has no skeleton.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Slow-mo video of the Slapper claiming victory over the slappie.

    Bucketman on
  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I think a no-posting contest would be fun, see how long you can not post on the forums! The only problem would be that it's most likely the wrong people who would be winning.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2009
    I'd pay to watch this

    if they were naked

    and the slapping was not with their hands

    bongi on
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