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Pranksters or Government Cover Up

Serenity RoseSerenity Rose Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
Hackers crack the codes to road signs in Downtown Austin!

"The city isn't laughing."

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http://www.kvue.com/news/top/stories/012809kvuesign-bkm.12a922f4.html

I'm not a narcissist. I simply like to watch myself exist.
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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Prankster is

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    That's fairly great

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    i laughed when i saw this on ffffound yesterday. then i emailed it to everyone i knew.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    "The city isn't laughing, it's moaning and slowly shuffling towards pressing charges on the youths and their delicious brains."

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Usagi wrote: »

    Bitch shut yo mouth

    Maybe you should have made a thread then huh

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    that public works official is such a blowhard. 'it's not our responsibility, but OH BOY IF IT WAS THEY'D BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE'

    and the sign company is like 'whatever'.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    god dammit I can't read this thread until you fix that mistake in the title

    it hurts me that much

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    This is brilliant.

    The thing is... I would see that sign and get scared.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh noes teh 1337 haxx0rz ruined teh signs

    I thought it was funny.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Prankster is

    Damnit

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i was rewatching the dawn of the dead remake a few nights ago, and goddamn is that a great movie.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    guys this was literally 5 blocks from where I work every damn day but I didn't see it because I don't drive on that street.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    everybody quiet

    this is the worst lunch I ever had

    #pipe on
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mysst, are you a zombie riiiiight now?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Zombies can't type, silly

    they can't even climb ladders

    #pipe on
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    Serenity RoseSerenity Rose Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    god dammit I can't read this thread until you fix that mistake in the title

    it hurts me that much


    Sorry about that.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    still needs a comma and a questions mark

    #pipe on
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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    When that World War Z movie comes out the movie theatres should do this on the opening night.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »

    Bitch shut yo mouth

    Maybe you should have made a thread then huh

    oh, I'm sorry, next time I'll rewrite and repost what I've already thought was funny rather than just linking to save time

    why you gotta be a dbag?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Zombies can't type, silly

    they can't even climb ladders

    That's just zombie propaganda used to make us feel safe. We're on to you.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Zombies can't type, silly

    they can't even climb ladders

    They climb the hell outta some ladders in the original day of the dead

    shit rocks

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    brandotheninjamasterbrandotheninjamaster Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That may be the best news story I have ever read.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »

    Bitch shut yo mouth

    Maybe you should have made a thread then huh

    oh, I'm sorry, next time I'll rewrite and repost what I've already thought was funny rather than just linking to save time

    why you gotta be a dbag?

    Kidding kidding

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I went to a wedding out in the country last weekend
    beautiful big green property in a valley right on the road, horses, fences, generators, water tanks

    and I was looking around, with i guess a strange look on my face, cause my brother asked what was up
    and I was like "I was just thinking that this would be a pretty great place to hold up in case of zombies"

    and he's like "I THOUGHT THAT TOO"

    #pipe on
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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I think the phrase is 'hole up'

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    Serenity RoseSerenity Rose Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    I went to a wedding out in the country last weekend
    beautiful big green property in a valley right on the road, horses, fences, generators, water tanks

    and I was looking around, with i guess a strange look on my face, cause my brother asked what was up
    and I was like "I was just thinking that this would be a pretty great place to hold up in case of zombies"

    and he's like "I THOUGHT THAT TOO"


    So do you have a plan in place for when the zombie apocalypse goes down?

    I always have a hard time deciding if I should go for for supplies first or weapons. I guess if I got food instead of weapons, the people with said weapons would just steal my food.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    I went to a wedding out in the country last weekend
    beautiful big green property in a valley right on the road, horses, fences, generators, water tanks

    and I was looking around, with i guess a strange look on my face, cause my brother asked what was up
    and I was like "I was just thinking that this would be a pretty great place to hold up in case of zombies"

    and he's like "I THOUGHT THAT TOO"


    So do you have a plan in place for when the zombie apocalypse goes down?

    I always have a hard time deciding if I should go for for supplies first or weapons. I guess if I got food instead of weapons, the people with said weapons would just steal my food.

    That's why you get weapons ahead of time. So you can steal food after the outbreak starts.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    my plan is mostly suicide

    #pipe on
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »

    Bitch shut yo mouth

    Maybe you should have made a thread then huh

    oh, I'm sorry, next time I'll rewrite and repost what I've already thought was funny rather than just linking to save time

    why you gotta be a dbag?

    Because he's fucking Wiggin. C'mon, you're a smart girl... you shoulda been able to do the math on that one.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No I am not a zombie, but my zombie plan is pretty easy:

    1)get in car

    2)drive over zombies on my way to the Winnebago dealership.

    3)get a Winnebago

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    didn't we decide on some military base up in Canada-land when we had that epic zombie thread a year or two ago? That fuckin' place had a moat and everything!

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dude mysst sweet plan

    #pipe on
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So do you have a plan in place for when the zombie apocalypse goes down?

    I have contingency plans that would put a team of SEALs to shame. Because I like to go camping, hiking and hunting, I also have an inordinate amount of woodscraft locked away in my brain.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    dude mysst sweet plan
    the more complicated a plan, the more can go wrong.

    although if I'm lucky, the zombocalypse will happen on the second weekend of any given month.

    that's the weekend of the saxet gun show.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    We were sitting on the couch the other day, just watching some show on discovery channel when Chelsea turns to me and says:

    "I think your apartment building would make an excellent stronghold against a class 3 zombie outbreak."


    If that isn't a turn on, I don't know what is.

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So do you have a plan in place for when the zombie apocalypse goes down?

    I have contingency plans that would put a team of SEALs to shame. Because I like to go camping, hiking and hunting, I also have an inordinate amount of woodscraft locked away in my brain.

    I'm heading straight for you during a zombie apocalypse. i can shoot straight, club the fuck out of a zombie head, and have no qualms about shooting a bitten person in the face.

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    Serenity RoseSerenity Rose Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    So do you have a plan in place for when the zombie apocalypse goes down?

    I have contingency plans that would put a team of SEALs to shame. Because I like to go camping, hiking and hunting, I also have an inordinate amount of woodscraft locked away in my brain.

    Ok, new plan for me. Eat Darth's brain and gain his knowledge. Or maybe I should just kidnap him because I don't think I have the muscles to pull any of his super secret plans off.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    We were sitting on the couch the other day, just watching some show on discovery channel when Chelsea turns to me and says:

    "I think your apartment building would make an excellent stronghold against a class 3 zombie outbreak."


    If that isn't a turn on, I don't know what is.

    I've said it before and I'll say it again

    she's a cool chick

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The thing that sucks about a major zombie outbreak is that the roads get clogged with dead cars, thus fucking up any plans to mod-out a vehicle and go on a coast-to-coast zombicide spree. This is sad because I would want to form a rescue squad using a fire station's ladder truck to get the uninfected folks off of roofs.

    Corporate buildings that have those huge, multi-floored lobbies would be great to utilize as well, since once you block up the stair-wells, the first level becomes a killing floor for anyone on the upper levels with a firearm. Choosing one of these places that already has heavy security features would make things even easier to keep locked-down.

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