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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    futility wrote: »
    I need something new to read... the last book I read was breaking dawn

    Get out

    Grey Ghost on
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    I actually need a poem for my next paper. it has to have been published since 2000

    all the poets I enjoy are long since dead. help me find a good one, SE++

    what kind do you enjoy

    rattle off some names and i should be able to find you something delightful

    edit: ok poe and eliot, anyone else

    I really have not read much poetry at all

    I like the D.H. Lawrence one posted on the previous page, and the few I've read of Countee Cullen were pretty good

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm partial to some e.e. cummings

    silently if,out of not knowable
    night's utmost nothing,wanders a little guess
    (only which is this world)more my life does
    not leap than with the mystery your smile

    sings or if(spiraling as luminous
    they climb oblivion)voices who are dreams,
    less into heaven certainly earth swims
    than each my deeper death becomes your kiss

    losing through you what seemed myself,i find
    selves unimaginably mine;beyond
    sorrow's own joys and hoping's very fears

    yours is the light by which my spirit's born:
    yours is the darkness of my soul's return
    - you are my sun,my moon,and all my stars

    Grey Ghost on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My Son, Under the Waterfall

    by Alan Michael Parker

    The weight of what falls surprises, the solidity of
    the slapping water, its constant and different pressures,

    the way when you're thirteen everything seems
    not to have happened, life itself, and yet be

    dumped upon you, and you can spread wide
    your arms, wide as the rest of July, and still

    be filled with feeling while holding nothing,
    like a movie screen, or the voice of the girl

    who called on a Friday to ask about the homework.
    Moss slimes the rocks, cattails rim the pools,

    and the water rushing to arrive through the cut
    feels like sunlight on your skin if only sunlight

    would have mass and volume and pound
    your head and shoulders, and with your mouth open

    breathing is like laughing and laughing
    is like breathing, and the surprise persists,

    the sense of being between elements and standing up
    in your swim trunks and sandals as though

    on land and swimming at once,
    and your resolve also matters, to keep hold

    of these feelings, of each single feeling
    no matter the future, to stay true to what you feel

    and not to give the next kid a turn, the long line of
    campers beginning to chant your name, and you

    pretend not to hear, deafened by the lovely
    crushing of the water on your head.

    "My Son, Under the Waterfall" by Alan Michael Parker, from Elephants and Butterflies. © BOA Editions, 2008
    Peaches or Plums

    by Alan Michael Parker

    Oh, how I hate my mind,
    all those memories
    that have invented their own memories.

    Take my first love, for instance,
    how after Mass we'd kneel
    underneath the back stairs

    and kiss and kiss and kiss and.
    Were her lips like peaches or plums?
    She was Catholic and she wanted

    to be bad, and I loved her
    more than baseball,
    but all the other days

    divided us, carry the one,
    nothing left over. So strange,
    only to kiss on a Sunday,

    to hold my own breath again
    for a week, another 10,022
    minutes of wretched puberty,

    until she moved to Iowa
    or Ohio or the moon.
    Oh, I can still remember

    nothing about her,
    only kissing, and the impossible
    geometry of the descending stairs

    that rose to the church kitchen,
    her breath like hot nutmeg
    and a little like the ocean;

    and once, oh my god, she bit me,
    a first taste of my body,
    blood in her smile.

    Quoth on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The League of Minor Characters

    by Kathleen Flenniken

    The main character sits on his childhood bed
    naming everything that's gone—ex-job, ex-wife,
    ex-best friend-and finally apprehends

    the breakdown we've felt coming since chapter five.
    When his doctor calls with test results, most of usv decide to remain minor characters

    like the quixotic neighbor growing
    bonsai sequoias, or the waitress with thick
    glasses and a passion for chess,

    because the main character, in the thrall
    of a relentless plot, can't help hurtling toward
    the crumbling cliff edge. And who needs that?

    Some inherit genes from generations
    of minor players, some must learn to guard
    those sunny Sundays with the paper

    full of heroes in distant gunfire. And some of us
    who've gotten smug over the years turn another page,
    turn on the football game, until one day

    the doorbell rings. We close our books,
    adjust our eyes, and the protagonist
    sweeps in insisting himself into our lives

    with his entourage of lust and language,
    sorrow, brio. Hero, anti-hero, it hardly matters
    with the lights this bright. The music crests

    and it's time to speak.

    "The League of Minor Characters" by Kathleen Flenniken from Famous. © University of Nebraska Press, 2006

    Quoth on
  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    I need something new to read... the last book I read was breaking dawn

    Get out

    no... it wasn't such a bad book. I mean yes it was poorly written, but it had a decent story

    futility on
  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Can you guys suggest me any classics or high literature that do not take place in the 'real world'.

    My main problem with reading the classics is that while I apreciate the prose I just can't get myself to actually care about the characters or settings.

    Run Run Run on
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Maybe Very Happy

    by Jack Gilbert

    After she died he was seized
    by a great curiosity about what
    it was like for her. Not that he
    doubted how much she loved him.
    But he knew there must have been
    some things she had not liked.
    So he went to her closest friend
    and asked what she complained of.
    "It's all right," he had to keep
    saying, "I really won't mind."
    Until the friend finally gave in.
    "She said sometimes you made a noise
    drinking your tea if it was very hot."

    "Maybe Very Happy" by Jack Gilbert from Refusing Heaven. © Alfred A. Knopf, 2005.

    Quoth on
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    My Son, Under the Waterfall

    by Alan Michael Parker

    The weight of what falls surprises, the solidity of
    the slapping water, its constant and different pressures,

    the way when you're thirteen everything seems
    not to have happened, life itself, and yet be

    dumped upon you, and you can spread wide
    your arms, wide as the rest of July, and still

    be filled with feeling while holding nothing,
    like a movie screen, or the voice of the girl

    who called on a Friday to ask about the homework.
    Moss slimes the rocks, cattails rim the pools,

    and the water rushing to arrive through the cut
    feels like sunlight on your skin if only sunlight

    would have mass and volume and pound
    your head and shoulders, and with your mouth open

    breathing is like laughing and laughing
    is like breathing, and the surprise persists,

    the sense of being between elements and standing up
    in your swim trunks and sandals as though

    on land and swimming at once,
    and your resolve also matters, to keep hold

    of these feelings, of each single feeling
    no matter the future, to stay true to what you feel

    and not to give the next kid a turn, the long line of
    campers beginning to chant your name, and you

    pretend not to hear, deafened by the lovely
    crushing of the water on your head.

    "My Son, Under the Waterfall" by Alan Michael Parker, from Elephants and Butterflies. © BOA Editions, 2008
    Peaches or Plums

    by Alan Michael Parker

    Oh, how I hate my mind,
    all those memories
    that have invented their own memories.

    Take my first love, for instance,
    how after Mass we'd kneel
    underneath the back stairs

    and kiss and kiss and kiss and.
    Were her lips like peaches or plums?
    She was Catholic and she wanted

    to be bad, and I loved her
    more than baseball,
    but all the other days

    divided us, carry the one,
    nothing left over. So strange,
    only to kiss on a Sunday,

    to hold my own breath again
    for a week, another 10,022
    minutes of wretched puberty,

    until she moved to Iowa
    or Ohio or the moon.
    Oh, I can still remember

    nothing about her,
    only kissing, and the impossible
    geometry of the descending stairs

    that rose to the church kitchen,
    her breath like hot nutmeg
    and a little like the ocean;

    and once, oh my god, she bit me,
    a first taste of my body,
    blood in her smile.

    I actually really like this second one. I think I may use that one.

    Vann Diras on
  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Can you guys suggest me any classics or high literature that do not take place in then 'real world'.

    My main problem with reading the classics is that while I apreciate the prose I just can't get myself to actually care about the characters or settings.

    By real world do you mean instead of every day life taking place in a world of science and fantasy? If so, there isn't much because the history of literature starts with a bunch of boring people writing shit about every day life down.

    If you want a classicaly styled depiction of what we'd call sci-fi/fantasy Jules Verne & Mark Twain & H.P. Lovecraft come to mind.

    Then theres also Homer & Shakespeare... and the writer of Beowulf if you want fantasy... though really Shakespeare as literature is an argument to be had somewhere else.

    You can also read Mallory who collected the tales of King Arthur... but they are in no way as cool as you might think.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Young Watch Us

    The young girls look up
    as we walk past the line at the movie,
    and go back to examining their fingernails.

    Their boyfriends are combing their hair,
    and chew gum
    as if they meant to insult us.

    Today we made love all day.
    I look at you. You are smiling at the sidewalk,
    dear wrinkled face.

    Gold

    Pale gold of the walls, gold
    of the centers of daisies, yellow roses
    pressing from a clear bowl. All day
    we lay on the bed, my hand
    stroking the deep
    gold of your thighs and your back.
    We slept and woke
    entering the golden room together,
    lay down in it breathing
    quickly, then
    slowly again,
    caressing and dozing, your hand sleepily
    touching my hair now.

    We made in those days
    tiny identical rooms inside our bodies
    which the men who uncover our graves
    will find in a thousand years
    shining and whole.

    "The Young Watch Us" and "Gold" by Donald Hall from White Apples and the Taste of Stone. © Houghton Mifflin Company, 2006.

    Quoth on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i hate ee cummings more then any other write

    FUCK YOU PUNCTUATE

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dan Simmons writes "literary science fiction", my brother loves his books. Maybe you should look into that.

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    i hate ee cummings more then any other write

    FUCK YOU PUNCTUATE
    dude was a genius
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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My favorite old timey Sci-Fi is War of the Worlds

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hm that one by Jack Gilbert is also good

    I think you've done your fair share now Quoth, you don't have to keep finding poems

    also I drew a comic about a bird reading Jane Austen a few days ago. after I was done I stepped back and was like "oh well shit I just drew a comic about quoth"

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    i hate ee cummings more then any other write

    FUCK YOU PUNCTUATE

    but see unlike all the subsequent wannabe losers, he actually did it for a purpose

    many of his poems are sonnets

    Quoth on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I loved Day of the Triffids

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    hm that one by Jack Gilbert is also good

    I think you've done your fair share now Quoth, you don't have to keep finding poems

    also I drew a comic about a bird reading Jane Austen a few days ago. after I was done I stepped back and was like "oh well shit I just drew a comic about quoth"

    it's cool, i stopped, i have to keep writing this response essay

    but i do like me some poems

    also that is awesome, i am in a comic! :)

    Quoth on
  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Basically I don't want to read about people's mundane day to day problems.

    Less Pride and Prejudice and Catcher in the Rye - more Slaughterhouse-Five and Moby Dick.

    By not set in the 'real world' I meant larger than life. Adventures not soap operas.

    Sorry for being not quite clear. Scifi-Fantasy or Horror or old Epics are of course awesome too.

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Basically I don't want to read about people's mundane day to day problems.

    Less Pride and Prejudice and Catcher in the Rye - more Slaughterhouse-Five and Moby Dick.

    By not set in the 'real world' I meant larger than life. Adventures not soap operas.

    Sorry for being not quite clear. Scifi-Fantasy or Horror or old Epics are of course awesome too.

    I tend to be the same way about books. I've opened up a bit lately, but typically everything needs to be larger than life or I get bored and can't finish the book

    edit: oh great now my literary shame is on the top of the page

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    futility wrote: »

    Then theres also Homer & Shakespeare...

    I really loved Shakespeare back in school, but he is a pain to read when English isn't your native tongue. :)

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Basically I don't want to read about people's mundane day to day problems.

    Less Pride and Prejudice and Catcher in the Rye - more Slaughterhouse-Five and Moby Dick.

    By not set in the 'real world' I meant larger than life. Adventures not soap operas.

    Sorry for being not quite clear. Scifi-Fantasy or Horror or old Epics are of course awesome too.

    Seriously, look into Dan Simmons work

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    read some haggard

    the man writes some really fun adventure novels

    Seriously, look into Dan Simmons work

    Will do, thanks a lot.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    edit: oh great now my literary shame is on the top of the page

    Dude, I have read over 45 Magic the Gathering books. Can't get worse than that.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    read some haggard

    the man writes some really fun adventure novels

    Seriously, look into Dan Simmons work

    Will do, thanks a lot.

    Specifically look at his Hyperion/Endymion books and Illium and Olympos. Hyperion is glorious madness and Illium is the Illiad in space.

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i've always liked this poem by ted kooser

    after years
    Today, from a distance, I saw you
    walking away, and without a sound
    the glittering face of a glacier
    slid into the sea. An ancient oak
    fell in the Cumberlands, holding only
    a handful of leaves, and an old woman
    scattering corn to her chickens looked up
    for an instant. At the other side
    of the galaxy, a star thirty-five times
    the size of our own sun exploded
    and vanished, leaving a small green spot
    on the astronomer's retina
    as he stood on the great open dome
    of my heart with no one to tell.

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    futility wrote: »

    Then theres also Homer & Shakespeare...

    I really loved Shakespeare back in school, but he is a pain to read when English isn't your native tongue. :)

    shakespeare is always a pain to read

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    i've always liked this poem by ted kooser

    after years
    Today, from a distance, I saw you
    walking away, and without a sound
    the glittering face of a glacier
    slid into the sea. An ancient oak
    fell in the Cumberlands, holding only
    a handful of leaves, and an old woman
    scattering corn to her chickens looked up
    for an instant. At the other side
    of the galaxy, a star thirty-five times
    the size of our own sun exploded
    and vanished, leaving a small green spot
    on the astronomer's retina
    as he stood on the great open dome
    of my heart with no one to tell.

    this is an excellent poem

    Quoth on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hey RunCubed I just saw your sig

    nice

    also I'm sure I've asked this before but has anyone else read Wicked?

    did you think it sucked every dick it possibly could and then, unsatisfied, invented new dicks to also suck?

    YaYa on
  • Satanic JesusSatanic Jesus Hi, I'm Liam! with broken glassesRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've read it, I much prefer the muscial.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    me too

    I'm seeing it for the third time this Saturday

    I don't particularly want to but it's a good dating move

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I thought Wicked was better than the actual Wizard of Oz novel

    but then I've never liked the Wizard of Oz, so

    Grey Ghost on
  • MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Basically I don't want to read about people's mundane day to day problems.

    Less Pride and Prejudice and Catcher in the Rye - more Slaughterhouse-Five and Moby Dick.

    By not set in the 'real world' I meant larger than life. Adventures not soap operas.

    Sorry for being not quite clear. Scifi-Fantasy or Horror or old Epics are of course awesome too.

    Anything by Gene Wolfe (but especially the Book of the New Sun series)

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    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

    http://lexiconmegatherium.tumblr.com/
  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I thought Wicked was better than the actual Wizard of Oz novel

    but then I've never liked the Wizard of Oz, so
    Wicked is like revisionist history for the Wizard of Oz, which slightly tempers my enjoyment of it. Not a lot, but slightly.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i liked Return to Oz

    you know, the movie with Fairuza Balk or whatever her name is

    i loved the way it set up all the characters in the beginning

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Basically I don't want to read about people's mundane day to day problems.

    Less Pride and Prejudice and Catcher in the Rye - more Slaughterhouse-Five and Moby Dick.

    By not set in the 'real world' I meant larger than life. Adventures not soap operas.

    Sorry for being not quite clear. Scifi-Fantasy or Horror or old Epics are of course awesome too.

    I understand what you mean. I don't have anything against stories set in a non-fantastical setting, but I read to take myself away from the ordinary, so I tend to gravitate to fantasy and sci-fi, and occasionally horror stories.

    FCD on
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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    i liked Return to Oz

    you know, the movie with Fairuza Balk or whatever her name is

    i loved the way it set up all the characters in the beginning

    The Deadly Desert is still pretty freaky to me. Oh, and Momby, with all her detachable heads.

    FCD on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Finished Midnight's Children this morning

    Man, that is some tragic stuff

    I just wanted him to be happy :(

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    FCD wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i liked Return to Oz

    you know, the movie with Fairuza Balk or whatever her name is

    i loved the way it set up all the characters in the beginning

    The Deadly Desert is still pretty freaky to me. Oh, and Momby, with all her detachable heads.

    Momby is actually a concatenation of two characters from the book

    but i actually like her better because she is indeed very freaky

    Quoth on
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