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Why are people so aggressive
Fandyien
But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
I have been pondering this all morning
Last night my friend and I were wandering around on acid looking at pretty things and just dicking around. This guy behind us on the sidewalk goes "WHATS UP DUDE" so we turn around and engage him in conversation
We're super polite, all "what have you been up to dude how are you feeling whats up man hey hey" and he answered very noncomitally and confusedly and weirdly for a minute, and we start to walk away feeling like we just made a friend
Then as we're walking away he yells "YEAH FUCK YOU TOO YOU HORRIBLE PIECES OF SHIT" and started screaming obscenities at our backs. So I yell "OH SNAP" and my friend screams "OH CRACKLE" and we start yelling SNAP CRACKLE POP at this randomly angry guy, which incenses the shit out of him and he starts walking towards us acting like he's gonna kick our asses
I have never been a street fight because I don't understand how they happen
I guess him getting close and bucking should have precipitated a reaction other then us being all WAIT MAN LETS TALK ABOUT RICE CRISPIES CEREAL but shit
Was that some erratic behavior on that guys part or what
Why are people crazy
Last night my friend and I were wandering around on acid looking at pretty things and just dicking around. This guy behind us on the sidewalk goes "WHATS UP DUDE" so we turn around and engage him in conversation
We're super polite, all "what have you been up to dude how are you feeling whats up man hey hey" and he answered very noncomitally and confusedly and weirdly for a minute, and we start to walk away feeling like we just made a friend
Then as we're walking away he yells "YEAH FUCK YOU TOO YOU HORRIBLE PIECES OF SHIT" and started screaming obscenities at our backs. So I yell "OH SNAP" and my friend screams "OH CRACKLE" and we start yelling SNAP CRACKLE POP at this randomly angry guy, which incenses the shit out of him and he starts walking towards us acting like he's gonna kick our asses
I have never been a street fight because I don't understand how they happen
I guess him getting close and bucking should have precipitated a reaction other then us being all WAIT MAN LETS TALK ABOUT RICE CRISPIES CEREAL but shit
Was that some erratic behavior on that guys part or what
Why are people crazy
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Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
No but seriously, Sar is right with the survival mechanism
Coran Attack!
I would characterize myself as dead sober and thinking about pizza
that must be some good prime rib
so I did
what was surprising to me is that nobody tried to help him up or stop me or call the cops or anything, despite having no understanding of the situation
it was weird
I didn't know truck stops served Prime Rib.
or levels of serotonin or dopamine
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
did that sound appropriately aggressive? I don't get this either, why can't everybody just stay calm
I don't get it
If someone did that to me, I would just give them this look like 'why on earth would i want to hit you' and then maybe wander off and get a beer or something
I do not comprehend random violence
Maybe he had an important question and you dissed him by walking away before the conversation was over.
Or maybe you should just stop doing all those drugs.
from four to pizza we are reaching pepperoni-level contemplation
Realistically, I might do this.
You know what's a blast though is going to the Paris Buffet in Vegas and just eating an entire Prime Rib by yourself.
Like, the whole rib.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Then I am like, fuck, I hope he doesn't pull out a knife.
So I start getting all fidgity in my pocket, then we went our separate ways.
Really we were both playing pocket pool.
in front of my house
How about several then? I did once but I was quite hungry and did not eat anything else for the rest of the day well into the next
Doesn't even have to be a guy
because he was trying to act out fight club
so, I helped him
doubly so if it's at night. or asking for a light.
I guess most bullies/jerks don't think it's worth the effort.
When we serve prime rib we cut it, it's like a loaf of meat. I don't see anyone could eat several. Was it baby prime rib?
usually I'm just all "here you go dogg have a nice night"
but if it's just me I usually pretend I have my hand on a knife or something
You offered the guy a filet and he took a swing at you?
That's just bad manners.
I did have a drunk guy slap me twice for no reason, but there wasnt any way I could beat him so I didnt bother.
I'm kinda proud of this
"Sir we are out of Prime Rib, but we still can offer you a delicious tube steak."